I won’t be winning any RCL’s this year so I need a stiff drink of something to remind me that fantasy reality is a bitter tasting b*tch. I might take two second place finishes falling short to the Big Magoo and Grey, and to be honest I can live with that *screams into pillow*. They are both great competitors… but really, who was questioning that? On a good note, unless something crazy happens, I should win Mike’s RazzNasty Dynasty league. The one and only Razzball roto dynasty league! To be fair, I played for this year (go figure) and not 2018. But enough about me winning and let’s talk about me losing. I drafted Miggy this year in the ‘perts league and regret it every sleepless night. Speaking of Miggy, did anyone know how much he likes messing with other players? He’s a little comedian, and speaking of little, watch it until the end when he picks up Altuve. Stupid YouTube rabbit hole, I ended up on this baseball clip and I’m wondering why I haven’t seen this before… maybe I did and I forgot. I even chopped it for you. Okay, enough of all this, lets get to the update and the old schoo gangsta rap I got in here today.
Category Leaders: Week 24
| RUNS | 59 | Broad Street Bullied | Yeast Infection Inspections |
| HR | 24 | Wile Coyote | Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! |
| RBI | 68 | Vin Regular | League of Ordinary Gentlemen |
| SB | 14 | Retro Vertigo | ECFBL |
| AVE | .348 | Buge Hoobs | The Game of Throws |
| K | 117 | Phosporescent Ne’er Do Wells | Razzball Snipers |
| WINS | 11 | Phosporescent Ne’er Do Wells | Razzball Snipers |
| SAVES | 10 | Thirsty Friends, @ JasonWSchilling, Doubting Tomas, Team Lepore | Eff fWAR, In The Danger Zone, Razzball Snipers, The Game of Throws |
| ERA* | 0.73 | Random Team name | Blues Odyssey |
| WHIP* | 0.72 | The X’s | The Filthy Spawn of Beddict |
*40 Inning Pitched Minimum
The RCL Top 10: Week 25
This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.
| Rank | Team | League | RCL Points | League Index | League Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cram It | FCL | 125.87 | 111 | 101 |
| 2 | Unpainted Arizona | HA! | 118.28 | 103 | 112 |
| 3 | The Hippos | ECFBL | 116.14 | 109 | 97.5 |
| 4 | Team AL KOHLIC | ECFBL | 115.79 | 109 | 97 |
| 5 | Backdoor Sliders | Razzball Champion’s League | 114.69 | 108 | 93 |
| 6 | Astros to Mouth | Spiders and Snakes | 112.98 | 101 | 111.5 |
| 7 | RA the Rugged D ickeys | King Ralph’s Emporium | 111.30 | 102 | 110 |
| 8 | Soler Powered | Two Out Rally | 109.64 | 101 | 108.5 |
| 9 | My Mustache Has A Mustache | Lester’s RCL #2 | 109.37 | 101 | 107 |
| 10 | Johnny Utahs | Razzball Champion’s League | 108.94 | 108 | 87.5 |
Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS
- It’s the High Index Playaz’ Ball! 5 of the top 10 are from leagues with an index of 108 or higher. This includes 4 of the top 5 teams. 2 leagues have 4 of the teams here and I’m not in any of them…Damn yo! It’s a Cold Hearted Business in these RCL’s.
- This ECFBL battle has got me peeping on them like the kids from Angel Beach in Porky’s. This league battle reminds me off this great heartless cut. Yeah I don’t know why either.
TOP OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK
| Team | League | H | AB | Ave | R | HR | RBI | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wile Coyote | Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! | 101 | 298 | .339 | 58 | 24 | 57 | 7 |
| Vin Regular | League of Ordinary Gentlemen | 98 | 300 | .327 | 50 | 20 | 68 | 9 |
| Broad Street Bullied | Yeast Infection Inspections | 102 | 324 | .315 | 59 | 18 | 58 | 7 |
| Hardy Bombs | Lester’s RCL #3 | 102 | 316 | .323 | 56 | 20 | 59 | 4 |
| Buge Hoobs | The Game of Throws | 94 | 270 | .348 | 50 | 15 | 45 | 8 |
| Steve Garvey Is My Daddy | Jay’s Family and Friends | 102 | 322 | .317 | 57 | 18 | 47 | 6 |
| Hannover Hotspurs | Lester’s RCL #2 | 94 | 293 | .321 | 54 | 16 | 44 | 9 |
| Chooing on Billys Beane | The Lords of Sarcasm | 95 | 281 | .338 | 50 | 15 | 45 | 8 |
| Victoria Rockets | DriHeat | 93 | 334 | .278 | 57 | 21 | 55 | 6 |
| Don Mattingly’s Sideburns | Cougs R Us | 95 | 294 | .323 | 51 | 16 | 56 | 5 |
| Chicago Paleo Hoes | Original Recipe 2015 | 98 | 311 | .315 | 50 | 21 | 55 | 2 |
| Beachiro Slapzuki | Razzball Casuals League | 96 | 328 | .293 | 54 | 16 | 54 | 9 |
| Olerud’s Helmet | Eff fWAR | 79 | 267 | .296 | 52 | 20 | 57 | 4 |
| Happy Vegans | Razzball Champion’s League | 93 | 318 | .293 | 57 | 18 | 44 | 9 |
| Ra’zbahl Al Ghul | ECFBL | 99 | 319 | .310 | 50 | 15 | 59 | 6 |
| Wood Wheels Whiffs and Wins | Hodgepadres ‘R’ Us | 92 | 310 | .297 | 50 | 18 | 56 | 6 |
| Team Cardenas | Fantasy Water Park League | 95 | 312 | .305 | 50 | 13 | 57 | 9 |
| I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing! | Take on Jay #1 | 94 | 298 | .315 | 52 | 15 | 55 | 5 |
| It’s A Shartnado!! | Upton my grill | 80 | 283 | .283 | 54 | 19 | 62 | 3 |
| Team denzik | Original Recipe 2015 | 99 | 326 | .304 | 56 | 16 | 46 | 7 |
TOP PITCHING PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK
| Team | League | IP | ER | ERA | K | BB | HA | W | WHIP | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flyball By Night | Walking On Sunshine | 70.1 | 16 | 2.05 | 69 | 15 | 47 | 7 | 0.88 | 9 |
| Random Team name | Blues Odyssey | 49.1 | 4 | 0.73 | 56 | 11 | 30 | 5 | 0.83 | 2 |
| Doubting Tomas | Razzball Snipers | 71.2 | 16 | 2.01 | 77 | 22 | 55 | 6 | 1.07 | 10 |
| West Texas hothot | Beddict’s Brood of Bros | 84.2 | 17 | 1.81 | 79 | 35 | 65 | 7 | 1.18 | 3 |
| Vin Real | Manitoba | 81 | 17 | 1.89 | 66 | 24 | 60 | 7 | 1.04 | 2 |
| DONT TOUCH MY WONG! | Tehol and Taints | 91 | 24 | 2.37 | 90 | 18 | 74 | 7 | 1.01 | 6 |
| The X’s | The Filthy Spawn of Beddict | 44.1 | 4 | 0.81 | 58 | 7 | 25 | 4 | 0.72 | 2 |
| Team harris | CharlieHustlers | 100.2 | 29 | 2.59 | 84 | 36 | 74 | 10 | 1.09 | 8 |
| The BallBusters | FUBAR | 73.1 | 16 | 1.96 | 88 | 23 | 59 | 7 | 1.12 | 4 |
| Fevered Vorhees VI | Eff fWAR | 75.1 | 17 | 2.03 | 75 | 22 | 53 | 8 | 1.00 | 2 |
| Bar-S Hotdogs | WET TAIL!! | 125 | 36 | 2.59 | 101 | 21 | 117 | 6 | 1.10 | 7 |
| Montreal Jawns | Jawns | 47 | 7 | 1.34 | 62 | 5 | 29 | 4 | 0.72 | 4 |
| Sons of Pitches | Take on Jay #4 | 77.2 | 20 | 2.32 | 71 | 12 | 64 | 8 | 0.98 | 5 |
| Ling Rush | Grey’s Mustache Wax | 82.1 | 20 | 2.19 | 81 | 20 | 75 | 8 | 1.15 | 4 |
| The Iron Horse | Tehol and Taints | 49.2 | 7 | 1.27 | 55 | 22 | 34 | 5 | 1.13 | 5 |
| Bronx Best Apostle | CharlieHustlers | 88 | 24 | 2.45 | 83 | 24 | 73 | 9 | 1.10 | 5 |
| Miggy likes Tanaka Few Back | Rotokings | 68.2 | 14 | 1.83 | 72 | 11 | 55 | 5 | 0.96 | 1 |
| Backdoor Sliders | Razzball Champion’s League | 81.1 | 23 | 2.55 | 85 | 21 | 67 | 8 | 1.08 | 8 |
| Mr. Big and Bud Goode | Alberta | 68.1 | 14 | 1.84 | 59 | 19 | 43 | 3 | 0.91 | 3 |
| KISS ARMY | Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers | 53 | 9 | 1.53 | 62 | 19 | 33 | 4 | 0.98 | 4 |
