No, I’m not going to link Doors songs or talk about how I wonder if when they started the motion picture company, they didn’t think they would last as long as they did. I’m also not going to talk about RCL strategy or how awesome Sky is when dealing with the general public. [Jay’s Note: The interesting part is that we’ve had contributors to go on and write at FanGraphs while FanGraphs has had contributors go on and write for us…] Instead I will use Charles Bradley’s (he is sorta new-ish but sounds like he recorded this 45 years ago in the 20th century) song titles to write the rest of this opener. This is strictly reserved for you, the RCL players who support all that is this, the Update. We’ve had our heartaches and pain this year and if you think you got the gold then you better check yourself for we have no time for dreaming. I’ll slip away now for this world is yours…and because no razzball contributer will be winning the whole effing thing.

Note: Want to expand your RCL prowess? Our Fantasy Football Commenter Leagues are now open, and we have some really sweet prizes for you this season…

CATEGORY LEADERS: WEEK 19

CAT.	TOTALS	TEAM	LEAGUE
RUNS	62	G and J	British Columbia
HR	27	Team Sullivan	Johhny’s Bench
RBI	74	kumamoto expungers	The Captains of Outer Space
SB	15	Team Harrahy, Phosporescent Ne’er Do Wells	Razzball Riverboat, Razzball Snipers
AVE	.401	Flying Mile High	In The Danger Zone
K	100	Semien Sale	Take on Jay #3
WINS	10	Semien Sale, My Mustache Has A Mustache	Take on Jay #3, Lester’s RCL #2
SAVES	12	Hilda Rocks, Dr Freeze Signd Scalpel, Kung Pao Panda, Purple Mays Haze	Freebird, Hamiltons Dandruff,Take on Jay #7, Zitos Meatballs
ERA*	0.56	Burchard Black Sox	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict
WHIP*	0.57	Heartless Baastards	JB’s RCL

The big winner is our first team to hit above .400 this year. Congratulations Flying Mile High, you haven’t been playing at all this year. I looked at this team and they still have Waino, Porcello, Mesoroco, and Morneau in the line-up and thats not even all their DL’d players. As usual I tip my cap to all of you regardless if you are playing or not. You made the list!

RCL TOP 20: WEEK 20

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the ~~All Valleys~~ RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.

Rank	Team	League	RCL Points	League Index	League Points
1	Unpainted Arizona	HA!	113.90	103	108.5
2	Backdoor Sliders	Razzball Champion’s League	112.29	107	93.5
3	Cram It	FCL	112.16	109	91
4	Soler Powered	Two Out Rally	110.68	101	108
5	My Mustache Has A Mustache	Lester’s RCL #2	110.41	102	106
6	Astros to Mouth	Spiders and Snakes	109.70	100	110.5
7	Wake Up	FCL	109.07	109	88
8	RA the Rugged D ickeys	King Ralph’s Emporium	108.37	102	105
9	John Boccabellas	The Downward Spiral	107.94	103	99.5
10	Backdoor Sliders	Night of the Living Zombinos	106.69	104	100.5
11	Pittsburgh Lumber Company	Night of the Living Zombinos	105.85	104	96.5
12	Jersey Moose	Walking On Sunshine	105.18	103	101.5
13	Beast Coast	SchmidtHeads	105.13	102	102
14	Money Ballers	JB’s RCL	104.95	102	103
15	Sporkcroft !	FCL	103.66	109	81.5
16	Big Magoo	Take on Magoo	103.49	101	102
17	Tony’s 5.5 Hole	Take on Jay #1	103.31	102	102
18	Last Vegas	Razzball Soccer Sympathizers	103.24	102	99.5
19	AK FortySevens	Night of the Living Zombinos	103.08	104	95.5
20	Hardy Bombs	Lester’s RCL #3	101.64	102	99.5

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

The big change this week is the FCL’s Cram It cracking the top-three. Razzball’s frequent commenting catcher question hating Tampa Bay fantasy lovin’ Mets fan is on the cusp of sliding into second just 0.13 behind the backdoor. I want to take a moment to commend this guy, he got his a** handed to him last year in the FCL and has turned it around this year in a major way. Well done fellow hater.
Nick the Dicks reign in the top five ends this week as his Dickeys are sliding down to 8th. Money Ballers and Hardy Bombers also took a big dive dropping 8 and 10 spots respectively.
If memory serves me well, it usually doesn’t, I think this is the second time we have had an owner of two teams in the top 10. Backdoor sliders is crushing it this year. You need to come into the comments and chat us up.
To give you an idea of how close this race is just look at the difference between 10th and 19th. 3.61 points is a sliver in here. Hey look! I’m in 15th!

Making Trades and Taking Names

The trade dead line has come and gone and now all we have left is criticisms… and the waiver wire. 15 trades went down the final week with some notable big pitcher for hitter deals. Greinke got swapped for Abreu in Cougs R us and Dozier got moved for Arrieta in Jay’s Family and Friends. The last trade of the year went down in Tehol’s league where Osuna was swapped out for Morales. Speaking of Morales, did any of you know he is 4th in RBI’s on the year? Before I wrap this up I have one question for Cougs R Us, why was the Robertson for Iwakuma deal vetoed?

TOP OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK

Team	League	H	AB	Ave	R	HR	RBI	SB
G and J	British Columbia	96	325	.295	62	24	62	8
Astros to Mouth	Spiders and Snakes	95	321	.296	59	20	64	11
Team Sullivan	Johhny’s Bench	84	280	.300	47	27	65	7
Hawt Corner	CharlieHustlers	100	297	.337	52	18	59	9
kumamoto expungers	The Captains of Outer Space	94	309	.304	46	17	74	12
Beast Coast	SchmidtHeads	90	286	.315	58	21	52	9
Yo Ann Monk Otter	Razzball Casuals League	93	277	.336	47	15	65	8
Crimson Fratellis	Take on Jay #5	89	296	.301	59	23	61	2
Adderall Admirals	Beddict’s Chosen Disciples	92	289	.318	56	17	55	7
Nude Intruders	Dan Carlin’s Hardcore Fistery	84	309	.272	50	22	60	10
Wile Coyote II	Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers	91	273	.333	54	14	40	13
Jets Dynasty	Early Birds	96	314	.306	56	20	48	8
PDX Skillets	BATTAMANIA!	90	283	.318	55	15	51	10
PrecautionaryX Rays	The Captains of Outer Space	85	283	.300	56	18	55	8
Schu Crew	Pretty Hate Machine	109	317	.344	55	16	53	3
Have A Cigar	Manitoba	77	281	.274	48	22	59	9
My Mustache Has A Mustache	Lester’s RCL #2	90	282	.319	50	16	43	12
Mc GLOVIN	Two Out Rally	89	256	.348	51	17	48	4
Team Elorza	Blues Odyssey	85	306	.278	59	22	60	4
The Slumpbusters	Freebird	82	270	.304	50	15	56	11

TOP PITCHING PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK

Team	League	IP	ER	ERA	K	BB	HA	W	WHIP	Saves
Marmot Marauders	Take on Magoo	73	5	0.62	76	9	43	7	0.71	4
Truth Hurts	Hunter’s Hitters	78.2	11	1.26	78	13	54	8	0.85	3
Heartless Baastards	JB’s RCL	60	6	0.90	78	8	26	4	0.57	6
BallBag GreyHairs	The Lords of Sarcasm	72.1	10	1.24	73	16	47	6	0.87	3
Team Bob	King Ralph’s Emporium	87.2	17	1.75	96	15	62	9	0.88	3
Pohl Dancers	Razzball DC	57.2	5	0.78	70	12	38	6	0.87	3
Team Longfellow	Take on Jay #7	67	9	1.21	70	9	47	7	0.84	2
Burchard Black Sox	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict	48.1	3	0.56	54	2	27	5	0.60	2
Sammy and his Bleached Skin	Slamming Sammys	59.1	7	1.06	70	8	36	6	0.74	0
Hold My Beer I Got This	Muscle Car Fanatics	76.1	14	1.65	87	16	46	6	0.81	2
Yukon Cornelius	Jawns	63	9	1.29	65	9	35	6	0.70	1
Atlanta TBD	Take on Jay #6	58	7	1.09	68	10	39	6	0.84	3
Los Pandas	FCL	89.1	18	1.81	84	20	65	8	0.95	0
The Wounded Werders	Damaged Goods	72	14	1.75	68	16	52	7	0.94	9
Soler Powered	Two Out Rally	67.2	12	1.60	69	18	35	5	0.78	4
Wiffle Baller	Take on Jay #4	66	11	1.50	75	16	50	6	1.00	6
60 Grade Fantasy Baller	Slamming Sammys	57.1	7	1.10	55	10	46	5	0.98	5
Nude Intruders	Eff fWAR	74.2	14	1.69	73	25	50	6	1.00	5
Team J	Dan Carlin’s Hardcore Fistery	66	11	1.50	65	14	43	6	0.86	2
I. Bulldogs	Jay’s Family and Friends	67.2	12	1.60	62	13	43	4	0.83	5

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