I’ve been waiting a month to get to week eleven. Yes, it’s sad, but there isn’t much to work with when it comes to the RCL update titles. I feel I made the most of it, but this week, I get to talk about something I love, not that I don’t love you guys… and hopefully girl readers. Sup! It would be very remiss of me to pass on an opportunity to imagine Razzball in Spinal Tap roles. Grey would have to be Derek with that sweet mustache, Sky would be David, Mike would be Nigel, Jay would be Ian and Rudy is Marty Di Bergi. Hehe, sorry guys. On the real though, I love this movie. Wait, I said that already. From the dwarves to the metal detector and the basement scene, its all brilliant. If you don’t feel like talking about your leagues and teams or anything else fantasy baseball related, then I invite you stick around and share about Spinal Tap. Really though you can always talk about whatever you want to here because Razzball is more than just a fantasy site, it’s a lifestyle!
CATEGORY LEADERS, WEEK 10
* ERA and WHIP are based off 40 innings pitched minimum
Funny little trend in runs or maybe just a weird coincidence. This week we have 58, last week we had 63, the week before we had 58 and the week before that we had 63. Any over the net bets on what the total will be next week? It’s three weeks in a row that 18 bags takes the week and 5th time this year. So far no one has topped 18 in a week yet. Can we get a little hey 19 in here? This is only the second time this year a team that won ERA was over 1 but its the first time we had the same team win ERA and WHIP. Well played Bigfoot! To all the names here, because there sure are a shizzton, well done you guys…or girls. You will forever be in the archives of Razzball.
The RCL Top-10, Week 11
This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, and League Index.
| 1 | Unpainted Arizona | HA! | 113.50 | 102 |
| 2 | Backdoor Sliders | Razzball Champion’s League | 112.65 | 105 |
| 3 | Wake Up | FCL | 110.35 | 108 |
| 4 | Astros to Mouth | Spiders and Snakes | 109.86 | 99 |
| 5 | RA the Rugged D ickeys | King Ralph’s Emporium | 107.64 | 102 |
| 6 | drunc orks | Euro Razzball | 106.38 | 99 |
| 7 | Soler Powered | Two Out Rally | 106.29 | 101 |
| 8 | Don Mattingly’s Sideburns | Cougs R Us | 104.77 | 104 |
| 9 | I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing! | Take on Jay #1 | 103.89 | 102 |
| 10 | Nick the Dick | FCL | 103.52 | 108 |
Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS
I feel like a dummy this week because it took me 10 weeks for the name of our leader to hit me. To be honest I never really thought about it until today when I had a flashback as I was looking at furniture for my house. It’s Nathan Arizona! UA is back in first again as the ping pong game with backdoor continues. I’m waiting for our 3rd place team wake me up before I go…drink some bourbon to jump into the top 2. This weeks 4,5 and 6 all remained the same as Mouth, Rugged and Drunc all lost points but stayed in the tight race. Newcomer to the top 10, and team of the week (see below), Soler Powered zoomed past the bottom and into 7th while Sideburns returns to the list at 8th. Wood fell two spots to 9th while Nick stays with two teams on the list in 10th. Seriously is the second place team in the FCL going to stay in the top 10 all year? C’mon people get your indexes up!
Even More Impressive Weekly Performances…
I really liked the addition of Vin’s latest data collection and decided to bring it back until you tell me to stop. More of you and less of me is always a good thing. On these lists I like settings bars and seeking them out. If you are one of the four teams (Mehlis, Dallas, Hoobs, Orkney) with double digit dongs and bags then I applaud you for catching my eye. Oh you so sexy! Newcomer to the top 10 Soler Powered appears on both these lists and gets my vote for team of the week. On the pitching side they are the only team that has under a 1.50 ERA, a WHIP of 1.00 or lower, over 50 K’s, over 5 wins and over 5 saves (53/6/8/1.32/1.00) Combine their great pitching numbers with a 48/13/41/5/.341 line and that’s gold, Jerry! Gold! The Big Magoo also appears here twice but he’s a writer so la dee friggin da…
Top Offensive Performances of the Week…
| Team | League | H | AB | Ave | R | HR | RBI | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team Mehlis | Saskatchewan | 92 | 269 | .342 | 49 | 12 | 47 | 12 |
| Phosporescent Ne’er Do Wells | Razzball Snipers | 94 | 289 | .325 | 48 | 19 | 51 | 5 |
| Stick Ball Al | They Call Me Au Shizz | 105 | 316 | .332 | 57 | 12 | 53 | 7 |
| Dallas Breyers Club | Riverboat Fantasy | 88 | 277 | .318 | 48 | 14 | 49 | 11 |
| Paul Before Swine | BATTAMANIA! | 99 | 309 | .320 | 44 | 8 | 43 | 18 |
| Cochise County Varmints | Don’t even remember last year | 91 | 290 | .314 | 49 | 17 | 52 | 5 |
| Baseball Cougar | Night of the Living Zombinos | 87 | 276 | .315 | 45 | 19 | 52 | 4 |
| Jupiter Jazz | Rotokings | 94 | 296 | .318 | 54 | 16 | 47 | 4 |
| Buge Hoobs | The Game of Throws | 78 | 272 | .287 | 45 | 15 | 43 | 14 |
| Orkney Baw-heeds | Manitoba | 93 | 285 | .326 | 41 | 14 | 36 | 12 |
| Wood Street Wonders | Blues Odyssey | 93 | 287 | .324 | 48 | 18 | 44 | 3 |
| Florida Dude | Damaged Goods | 93 | 315 | .295 | 50 | 15 | 50 | 8 |
| John Boccabellas | The Downward Spiral | 89 | 309 | .288 | 56 | 18 | 44 | 6 |
| Team ford | Hamiltons Dandruff | 97 | 284 | .342 | 41 | 10 | 48 | 8 |
| Soler Powered | Two Out Rally | 105 | 308 | .341 | 48 | 13 | 41 | 5 |
| Great Oden’s Raven | Hoodie Dreams | 91 | 288 | .316 | 42 | 14 | 46 | 8 |
| Dr. Freeze Pitching Camp | RCL FIPping the Bird | 91 | 297 | .306 | 48 | 15 | 45 | 7 |
| Mater’s Taters | Beddict’s butth*le pleasures | 92 | 304 | .303 | 58 | 14 | 45 | 5 |
| Fevered Vorhees VII | Slamming Sammys | 87 | 298 | .292 | 46 | 9 | 44 | 16 |
| Big Magoo | Razzball RCL Writers League | 98 | 338 | .290 | 49 | 13 | 57 | 7 |
Top Pitching Performances of the Week
| Team | League | IP | ER | ERA | K | BB | HA | W | WHIP | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Soler Eclipses | $12 Salads | 68 | 10 | 1.32 | 53 | 17 | 51 | 6 | 1.00 | 8 |
| BigFoot GoesDeep | Night of the Living Zombinos | 58 | 7 | 1.09 | 46 | 11 | 36 | 3 | 0.81 | 8 |
| Boggy Creek Bashers | In The Danger Zone | 60.2 | 9 | 1.34 | 57 | 18 | 42 | 1 | 0.99 | 6 |
| Big Magoo | ECFBL | 62.1 | 11 | 1.59 | 59 | 17 | 47 | 4 | 1.03 | 8 |
| Acid-Washed Ho Trains | Skunk Beard | 80.1 | 18 | 2.02 | 83 | 16 | 54 | 4 | 0.87 | 2 |
| Nashville Champions | Hunter’s Hitters | 74 | 17 | 2.07 | 82 | 18 | 51 | 7 | 0.93 | 5 |
| Anabolic Agents | Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers | 60.1 | 11 | 1.64 | 72 | 15 | 38 | 3 | 0.88 | 4 |
| Southside No Sox | Razzball RCL Writers League | 55 | 10 | 1.64 | 65 | 15 | 34 | 5 | 0.89 | 6 |
| Rumford Strong | BATTAMANIA! | 64.1 | 12 | 1.68 | 63 | 18 | 54 | 5 | 1.12 | 6 |
| Vancouver Rockies | Vancouver | 61 | 12 | 1.77 | 48 | 19 | 39 | 5 | 0.95 | 7 |
| Rocket to Russia | Razzball Champions League | 56 | 11 | 1.77 | 45 | 14 | 35 | 4 | 0.88 | 8 |
| Raging Pimp Hands | Blues Odyssey | 56.2 | 12 | 1.91 | 64 | 13 | 36 | 4 | 0.86 | 9 |
| Faux Schmohawks | Grey’s Mustache Wax | 61 | 12 | 1.77 | 64 | 14 | 43 | 5 | 0.93 | 3 |
| I Like Mine Tossed | $12 Salads | 58.1 | 12 | 1.85 | 66 | 21 | 30 | 4 | 0.87 | 6 |
| Rookie Monsters | Cougs R Us | 75.1 | 17 | 2.03 | 81 | 19 | 58 | 4 | 1.02 | 4 |
| Trailerpark Romeo | Night of the Living Zombinos | 65.1 | 14 | 1.93 | 68 | 18 | 38 | 5 | 0.86 | 2 |
| Thomaston Herbivore Club | Walking On Sunshine | 53.1 | 9 | 1.52 | 52 | 10 | 40 | 3 | 0.94 | 3 |
| Boro Ballers | Early Birds | 52.2 | 9 | 1.54 | 39 | 9 | 43 | 2 | 0.99 | 7 |
| Team Champagnzees | Beddict and the Elder God Chosen | 63 | 15 | 2.14 | 60 | 18 | 35 | 4 | 0.84 | 6 |
| The Iron Horse | Yeast Infection Inspections | 46.2 | 7 | 1.35 | 40 | 9 | 32 | 1 | 0.88 | 5 |
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