If there were a Guinness World Records for fantasy baseball (not to be confused with Guinness beer, much to my chagrin), we’d break the entire book. For you, the readers, have answered (well, nearly) my call for 100 Razzball Commenter Leagues. This is truly a historic moment to be remembered for all eternity. Well, for the next few weeks at least. As of this writing, we are at 95 total leagues, which goes to show you not just how much support the community has offered, but also speaks to the growth of Razzball itself. Last season, we barely had 75 leagues. The year before that? 50ish. True, it’s not something you can truly use as a marker to tell you what direction we’re all going in, but let’s call it an arbitrary rough estimate. Now I’m calling on you fans of mustache and sarcasm to join the remaining leagues that are open. You no longer have to create & commish (the two c’s of life, as they call it…who they are, I have no idea, but let’s just go with it), but instead, just simply join. That’s it. Join a league and you’re done. And there are a bunch left to choose from, money leagues, ones hosted by our very own contributors, and ones that are hosted by readers like yourself. While it might matter in the micro, remember, this is a macro competition, a universal way to assert fantasy baseball dominance. Join now, and assert your dominance. Assert it.
Before we start taking a look at the some of the leagues that have already drafted, I’d like to thank VinWins for providing the data that you’ll be looking at.
With more drafts, we have more info to look at, and we’ll lead off first with the fun little table that shows which players are being matched up with Mike Trout, and then the 1st Catcher, the 1st Pitcher, and the 1st reliever being taken off the board and when. Despite the names being mostly obvious, you’ll be able to at least see how the draft plays out generally and reset your strategy based on it. Then again, you’ll have to account on other RCL owners resetting their strategy to counter you resetting your strategy. Or maybe they’ll do it twice to counter you doing it once. Or they just won’t care. Probably that one.
League | Link | Paired with Trout | 1st C | Pick | 1st SP | Pick | 1st RP | Pick |
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Beddict’s butth*le pleasures | Draft | Sale, Donaldson | Posey | 42 | Kershaw | 6 | Chapman | 51 |
Upton my grill | Draft | Harper, Desmond | Posey | 42 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 61 |
Slamming Sammys | Draft | Sale, Bumgarner | Posey | 37 | Kershaw | 11 | Chapman | 58 |
Skunk Beard | Draft | Posey, Felix H | Posey | 24 | Kershaw | 10 | Chapman | 53 |
The Lords of Sarcasm | Draft | Arenado, Pujols | Posey | 41 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 50 |
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict | Draft | Brantley, Desmond | Posey | 23 | Kershaw | 5 | Chapman | 42 |
The Donkey is a Unicorn | Draft | Hanley, Strasburg | Posey | 43 | Kershaw | 5 | Kimbrel | 48 |
The Underground | Draft | Freeman, Scherzer | Posey | 26 | Kershaw | 6 | Chapman | 37 |
Saskatchewan | Draft | J-Upton, Beltre | Posey | 38 | Kershaw | 6 | Chapman | 63 |
Alberta | Draft | Scherzer, Strasburg | Posey | 48 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 46 |
Razzball Snipers | Draft | Beltre, Freeman | Posey | 41 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 46 |
Take on Jay #1 | Draft | Brantley, Arenado | Posey | 41 | Kershaw | 5 | Chapman | 76 |
Take on Jay #2 | Draft | Altuve, Hanley | Posey | 43 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 46 |
WET TAIL!! | Draft | Donaldson, Dickerson | Posey | 35 | Kershaw | 6 | Chapman | 38 |
Smokey’s Den | Draft | Harper, Arenado | Posey | 39 | Kershaw | 4 | Chapman | 41 |
Euro Razzball | Draft | Strasburg, Desmond | Posey | 36 | Kershaw | 5 | Kimbrel | 56 |
Razzball DC | Draft | Brantley, Hanley | Posey | 45 | Kershaw | 3 | Chapman | 52 |
West Coast Razzball | Draft | Cano, Beltre | Posey | 38 | Kershaw | 11 | Chapman | 39 |
Manitoba | Draft | Donaldson, Hanley | Posey | 44 | Kershaw | 9 | Kimbrel | 36 |
King Ralph’s Emporium | Draft | Tulo, Beltre | Posey | 52 | Kershaw | 12 | Chapman | 71 |
Beddict’s Brood of Bros | Draft | Beltre, Dickerson | Posey | 39 | Kershaw | 5 | Chapman | 58 |
JFOH Hearts Tristan | Draft | Strasburg, Hanley | Posey | 42 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 44 |
Rotokings | Draft | Sherzer, C. Gonzalez | Posey | 37 | Kershaw | 7 | Chapman | 46 |
The next table will go over some choice pitchers being drafted and where. We already had data gathered on Yu Darvish before his injury, but you’ll see his numbers auto-correct as future drafts occur.
League | A.Wainwright | Y.Darvish | M.Harvey | J.Fernandez | A.Sanchez |
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Beddict’s butth*le pleasures | 43 | 45 | 73 | 175 | 287 |
Upton my grill | 46 | 51 | 79 | 151 | 254 |
Slamming Sammys | 45 | 52 | 77 | 168 | ND |
Skunk Beard | 90 | 80 | 111 | 225 | 261 |
The Lords of Sarcasm | 56 | 59 | 92 | 130 | 270 |
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict | 91 | 75 | 76 | 175 | 256 |
The Donkey is a Unicorn | 93 | 76 | 54 | 168 | 263 |
The Underground | 76 | 206 | 61 | 185 | 234 |
Saskatchewan | 49 | 73 | 83 | 192 | 254 |
Alberta | 114 | 247 | 69 | 216 | 193 |
Razzball Snipers | 80 | 217 | 81 | 214 | 242 |
Take on Jay #1 | 63 | 234 | 81 | 146 | 177 |
Take on Jay #2 | 98 | 247 | 77 | 174 | 206 |
WET TAIL!! | 83 | ND | 53 | 228 | 237 |
Smokey’s Den | 107 | 83 | 74 | 191 | 242 |
Euro Razzball | 90 | 236 | 55 | 166 | 260 |
Razzball DC | 62 | 224 | 58 | 178 | 244 |
West Coast Razzball | 84 | 227 | 75 | 201 | 223 |
Manitoba | 103 | 251 | 56 | 200 | 234 |
King Ralph’s Emporium | 97 | ND | 74 | 198 | 212 |
Beddict’s Brood of Bros | 85 | ND | 69 | 205 | 221 |
JFOH Hearts Tristan | 60 | ND | 77 | 230 | 226 |
Rotokings | 66 | ND | 81 | 131 | 222 |
Average | 77.4 | 149.1 | 73.3 | 184.7 | 237.2 |
The next table is the same as above, but with batters.
League | N.Arenado | A.Pujols | K.Wong | M.Holliday | W.Myers |
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Beddict’s butth*le pleasures | 47 | 39 | 72 | 77 | 153 |
Upton my grill | 40 | 42 | 76 | 118 | 96 |
Slamming Sammys | 57 | 43 | 81 | 106 | 153 |
Skunk Beard | 28 | 36 | 64 | 87 | 126 |
The Lords of Sarcasm | 24 | 25 | 73 | 113 | 132 |
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict | 33 | 40 | 78 | 106 | 85 |
The Donkey is a Unicorn | 30 | 36 | 70 | 101 | 94 |
The Underground | 34 | 39 | 68 | 96 | 106 |
Saskatchewan | 27 | 40 | 69 | 89 | 105 |
Alberta | 27 | 35 | 54 | 82 | 86 |
Razzball Snipers | 29 | 52 | 67 | 103 | 85 |
Take on Jay #1 | 25 | 23 | 64 | 98 | 134 |
Take on Jay #2 | 21 | 35 | 69 | 114 | 87 |
WET TAIL!! | 28 | 37 | 49 | 87 | 100 |
Smokey’s Den | 25 | 44 | 50 | 134 | 73 |
Euro Razzball | 32 | 40 | 86 | 102 | 128 |
Razzball DC | 36 | 34 | 67 | 115 | 154 |
West Coast Razzball | 26 | 34 | 66 | 103 | 126 |
Manitoba | 34 | 46 | 74 | 60 | 123 |
King Ralph’s Emporium | 22 | 35 | 58 | 109 | 116 |
Beddict’s Brood of Bros | 47 | 48 | 88 | 81 | 129 |
JFOH Hearts Tristan | 28 | 39 | 76 | 87 | 185 |
Rotokings | 44 | 40 | 72 | 89 | 166 |
Average | 32.3 | 38.3 | 69.2 | 98.1 | 119.2 |
TO JOIN A LEAGUE
Click the LINK in the ‘League Link’ column (see below grid) and enter the PASSWORD at ESPN. Emails are there for some leagues, but you shouldn’t need to email anyone. You can join as many leagues as you like.
TO START A LEAGUE
Please create a league in ESPN based on the league rules reference above. Step by step: Hit Create. Then Create ESPN Custom (middle option), Name League, Change to 12 Teams, Restriction Type: None, Open to All Users, Access: change to Private, create Password, leave as Roto and Snake, Make Draft Date and Time, Create. From Default settings all you have to do is change to TWO DL SLOTS and 180 Starts by pitchers. So, you go to ROSTERS and Click “Edit Roster Settings.” There, change to 2 DL Slots and 180 Starts (the counter will change to 20.0 per slot). Then SUBMIT Roster Settings. Finally, Create Your League! (Important Note: Make sure league is viewable to public but requiring a password to avoid non-Razzballers joining.) When that’s finished, click here. You will be permissioned shortly so you can add your league info to the Google Doc (the below grid cannot be edited from this page). On that Google Doc, you will need to enter your name, league link, password and please UPDATE the number of openings as your league fills up. That’s it. Oh, and don’t use your bank account password. You can start as many leagues as you like.
Want more of the Jay? Don’t we all folks? Don’t. We. All. Well, you, in fact, can have more. AMAZING. I know. You can find Jay enjoying his dig’s over at the Football side of Razz.