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Donkey Teeth and I had the pleasure of welcoming Don Zemmer (a sentence I’m sure you expected to read pre-pandemic) to our Patreon podcast.

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Don Zemmer, fools! The guy who sings popular songs using baseball players’ names! Allow me to give you an example for the underknowers and not-yet-appreciators. For the unsubscribed and not-yet-hip-to-the-unhip. For the uninitiated and unsatiated. For the what-the-heck-are-you-talking-abouters and the seriously-fill-me-in-I’m-cluelessers! Here’s some of Don Zemmer’s best:

And we hit that young brother with the toughest questions you can imagine about singing players’ names to popular songs. What’s the hardest words to find in baseball player names? Asked and answered! Do you repeat baseball player names? Asked and, follow along here, answered! How Jewish are you? Asked, and, um, answered, though that has less to do with the songs. I find a brother from another mother and prolly father in Don Zemmer when I find out he’s Italian and Jewish, a fellow pizza bagel. If you want to hear this lovefest as much as you want to hear me beg for him to do a cover of Weird Al’s White & Nerdy, you’re going to want to tune in for this episode. (Obligatory explanation to what’s going on and real world implications.) We’re charging $5 per month for this podcast as I try to pay writers, server costs and keep Razzball afloat. Also, it would help if you bought a season-long ad-free subscription. To subscribe to the Patreon podcast click that link-a-ma-whosie. Also, you get free pics of Donkey Teeth in the hospital. (Seriously, but it’s un-Rona-related, sadly.) To follow, Don Zemmer on Twitter click his name, my dudes, and to subscribe to his Youtube click that link, homies.