Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:
Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)
Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).
You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here.
The readers of Hire Jim Essian formed a Fantasy Razzball League this year, and midway through the season they continue to have the overall leader. Facepalm United leads with 3345 points, nearly 300 ahead of last year’s champions, Anthapologists (Razz On). FU has hit just .229 with 57 home runs, while their pitchers have recorded 57 losses and allowed 111 home runs with an ERA of 4.78. Adeiny Hechavarria (218) and Rickie Weeks (207) have been their top hitters, while Wily Peralta (202.5) and Dan Haren (201) have led the pitching staff.
It should be noted that the Anthapologists have 543 innings left for their pitchers, while Faceplant United has 440 remaining, so the opportunity to cut into the lead exists.
Top 10 Pitchers | Pts | Last 30 Days | Pts | |
Wily Peralta | 202.50 | Jon Lester | 99.33 | |
Dan Haren | 201.00 | Freddy García | 97.33 | |
Joe Blanton | 195.83 | P.J. Walters | 81.17 | |
Joe Saunders | 187.00 | Dan Haren | 80.67 | |
Jeremy Guthrie | 184.33 | Trevor Cahill | 78.17 | |
Lucas Harrell | 181.00 | Justin Grimm | 76.50 | |
R.A. Dickey | 172.00 | Wade Miley | 76.17 | |
Scott Diamond | 167.33 | Jeremy Guthrie | 70.50 | |
Philip Humber | 165.33 | Roberto Hernández | 70.50 | |
Clayton Richard | 162.83 | Dylan Axelrod | 70.50 | |
Wade Davis | 162.83 | |||
Top 10 Batters | Pts | Last 30 Days | Pts | |
B.J. Upton | 327 | Starlin Castro | 146 | |
Starlin Castro | 285 | Mark Reynolds | 132 | |
Brendan Ryan | 265 | Chase Headley | 126 | |
Ike Davis | 256 | Elvis Andrus | 121 | |
Denard Span | 251 | John Buck | 121 | |
Alexei Ramírez | 247 | Brendan Ryan | 119 | |
Jayson Nix | 243 | Kelly Johnson | 115 | |
Adeiny Hechavarria | 234 | Brandon Barnes | 113 | |
Elvis Andrus | 233 | Alex Gordon | 112 | |
Miguel Montero | 233 | Alexei Ramírez | 107 | |
Vernon Wells | 107 | |||
Rank | Team | League | Points |
1 | Facepalm United | Sons of Jim Essian | 3345.28 |
2 | Anthapologists | Razz On | 3051.36 |
3 | Baltimore Scorioles | Razz On | 2983.18 |
4 | Mendoza Mashers | Razz On | 2947.34 |
5 | Don Drapper | League of Bad | 2924.92 |
6 | Chuck Norris’s Beard | Razz On | 2924.27 |
7 | Reading Rainbows | League of Bad | 2912.65 |
8 | Ugly Dickshot | Sons of Jim Essian | 2893.62 |
9 | Losing | League of Bad | 2865.89 |
10 | Freaks and Geeks | Razz On | 2851.18 |
11 | hannover bohemians | Aztec 2 Step | 2777.65 |
12 | JeffLoria’s FireSale | Razz North | 2749.74 |
13 | Revenge of the Lawn | Razz North | 2736.33 |
14 | Scrubs and Schlubs | Aztec 2 Step | 2717.35 |
15 | Tecmo Ballz | Rotisseriously Awful | 2640.76 |
16 | 2013 NY Mets | Aztec 2 Step | 2629.41 |
17 | The Joaquin Deduno | Aztec 2 Step | 2627.74 |
18 | The Buddies Quaid | League of Bad | 2600.87 |
19 | Newark Diseased Eels | Aztec 2 Step | 2595.24 |
20 | The Civilians | Rotisseriously Awful | 2577.91 |
21 | Vin Loss | Razz On | 2575.30 |
22 | Inge All-Stars | Aztec 2 Step | 2572.30 |
23 | Sandlot Kids | Rotisseriously Awful | 2564.94 |
24 | Ron Swansons | Sons of Jim Essian | 2558.89 |
25 | The wrong Mcguires | Razz On | 2533.86 |
26 | Yunibombers | League of Bad | 2528.05 |
27 | ManwichMen | Razz On | 2527.04 |
28 | Cheese Stands Alone | Rotisseriously Awful | 2513.91 |
29 | Cold comfort | Razz North | 2453.97 |
30 | G-astros-enteritis | Razz North | 2436.97 |
31 | Stinky | League of Bad | 2414.03 |
32 | 81 Mariners | Rotisseriously Awful | 2408.13 |
33 | Booms-ya! | Sons of Jim Essian | 2396.53 |
34 | Terra Bulls | Razz North | 2381.38 |
35 | Twisted ‘Roid | Aztec 2 Step | 2304.29 |
36 | Jr. Spivey Fan Club | Rotisseriously Awful | 2297.16 |
37 | Mountain Dew Kid | League of Bad | 2291.11 |
38 | Wampa Masters | Razz North | 2265.13 |
39 | Bowels of Sucktitude | Razz North | 2260.55 |
40 | Jedd Gyorkoff | Sons of Jim Essian | 2241.23 |
41 | Houston Lastros | Razz On | 2186.29 |
42 | Razzball’s jaywrong | Aztec 2 Step | 2087.21 |
43 | Snafu Larry | Razz North | 2076.61 |
44 | Kermit’s Hermits | Sons of Jim Essian | 2064.11 |
45 | Mr. April | Rotisseriously Awful | 2054.16 |
46 | Kings of Failon | Aztec 2 Step | 2041.49 |
47 | Eff the Goat | Sons of Jim Essian | 1993.42 |
48 | Joaquin on Arias | Sons of Jim Essian | 1978.16 |
49 | Baker’s Toothpick | Rotisseriously Awful | 1948.37 |
50 | uyufkfkfk | League of Bad | 1929.38 |
51 | Limp Wrist All-Stars | Razz North | 1924.56 |
52 | exactly | Aztec 2 Step | 1922.74 |
53 | Natty O’s | Razz North | 1869.46 |
54 | Dulce Maldonaldo | Sons of Jim Essian | 1276.08 |
55 | Hit bombs bone moms | Sons of Jim Essian | 847.06 |
56 | what the hellicksons | League of Bad | 724.97 |
57 | Cannonball Titcomb | Rotisseriously Awful | 471.91 |
58 | Chuck Norris | League of Bad | 310.60 |
59 | Dalmore Rangers | Rotisseriously Awful | 303.10 |
60 | Longboard Brewery | Razz On | -48.08 |