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So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to talk about? The newest Real World? Putting a guy who is a recovering drug addict in the Real World house in New Orleans is completely irresponsible. And, for that reason, I think The Real World might’ve got its mojo back after an off season in D.C. Now if only the recovering addict were Miguel Cabrera. Oh, well. As with all of the other 2010 fantasy baseball rankings, take this list with a grain of salt. If you need a 2nd baseman, but an outfielder is above him that doesn’t mean you can’t trade the outfielder for the 2nd baseman. Also, things change in fantasy baseball. Daily. I could put Albert Pujols number one on the top 100 list for the second half of 2010 and he could get injured tomorrow. Then he wouldn’t be number one. See how that works. This list is a road map for where I think guys are valued. It’s not the Holy Grail in the Church of Grey, that would be my mustache. This list is NOT (Caps for emphasis, not aesthetics) where I see guys ending up if you were to take the first half and combine it with the 2nd half of their season. This is simply a list of the top hundred fantasy baseball players if you were to pick them up today. So while Aramis Ramirez did not have the greatest first half, he will appear on this list because I think he can play in the 2nd half. The projections are not their combined 1st half and 2nd half numbers; they are their projections for the 2nd half of 2010. (BTW, the RCL league standings and Fantasy Razzball standings were updated.) Anyway, here’s the top 100 for fantasy baseball for the 2nd half of 2010:

1. Albert Pujols – Pujols, a God amongst Schumakers. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/15/55/.320/6

2. Hanley Ramirez – Ah, how nice it would be to own Hanley and not have to worry about the shortstop schmohawk behind door number three. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/12/45/.315/16

3. Miguel Cabrera – Miggy for the AL MVP… Only because Omar Infante’s in the NL. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/16/60/.325

4. Evan Longoria – David Wright’s currently outperforming him by a smidge (<--technical sabermetric term), but Longoria has a bigger power upside. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/17/55/.285/8

5. David Wright – Because of the steals, he’s been more valuable than a ton of guys you thought were having better seasons. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I’m in your head! Hey, left brain, you look like a pillow, I rest my head now. Thank you. Now I’m sleeping in your head, what are you going to do? 2010 2nd half projections: 45/13/55/.290/10

6. Joey Votto – I feel vindicated for writing his name all over my Trapper Keeper. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/16/55/.300/4

7. Robinson Cano – Notoriously a 2nd half hitter and this year he’s been purdy good in the 1st half. Put it together and you’ll have an overrated 2nd baseman next year. For now, yes you Cano. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/14/50/.330/3

8. Ryan Braun – Big fan of the Hebrew Hammer. He’s one of those players that can go into a two month zone. Obviously this ranking has nothing to do with his 1st half. I still believe. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/16/50/.315/9

9. Alex Rodriguez – In my crystal ball, I see a crazy hot streak for A-Rod. Or maybe I’m seeing a crazy, frosted streak in his hair. Hmm… 2010 2nd half projections: 50/16/60/.295/5

10. Matt Kemp – Torre might’ve put the slight brakes on Kemp’s out of control running game, but 15/12 is still within his sights for the 2nd half. (BTW, 15/12 was Wade Boggs’ vision. He could see through walls to skanky redheads and fried chicken. Why that’s not on his Hall of Fame plaque no one knows.) 2010 2nd half projections: 50/15/45/.285/12

11. Ryan Howard – Could be in an 1-for-75 slump and I’d still rank him higher than he deserves. Simply because he’s one of the few guys capable of a 15 homer month. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/22/60/.265

12. Prince Fielder – See Howard, Ryan or 1/8th of an inch above. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/18/50/.275

13. Justin Upton – Another guy that is being outperformed currently. He just needs to get hot for two to three weeks and he can get these 2nd half numbers. In talent I trust. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/16/45/.270/10

14. Josh Hamilton – I credit his good season with the role model on the dugout steps, Ron Washington. Well, it’s just that Hamilton’s healthy. Yeah, that’s probably it. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/15/50/.300/4

15. Roy Halladay – There’s pitchers who have had a better 1st half, but Halladay’s the 1st pitcher of the top 100 because he’s the safest. Game in and game out — eight innings, good ERA, Ks, WHIP and keeps his team in the game. 2010 2nd half projections: 9-4/2.60/1.00/100

16. Mark Teixeira – Drink up your PABST. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/15/55/.310

17. Matt Holliday – I’m almost definitely ranking Holliday somewhere in the 4th round next year because he just can’t get his act together in the first two months of the season, but we’re not in the 1st half anymore, so there’s that. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/14/45/.320/5

18. Adrian Gonzalez – Bummer that the Padres are competing and A-Gon looks destined to stay in Petco. Guess I’ll have to save the A-Gone post for another day. Gonzalez hasn’t had one extended hot streak and he still has 18 homers. Last year, he hit 16 homers in the 2nd half. I think he marginally beats that. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/18/55/.270

19. Ryan Zimmerman – Last year, Zimmerman hit 19 homers in the 2nd half. In the 2nd half of the last three years, he’s hit for a better average. Zimmerman at 19th overall is probably indicative of where he’s going to be ranked next year. I’ll just need to concur with January Grey. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/17/45/.285

20. Carl Crawford – Do I think he slows down in the 2nd half? Who am I, Ms. Cleo? Actually, yes I am and I do think he slows down. Outside of 2007, he’s consistently slowed down in the 2nd half. When forced to choose between a guy that slows down in the 2nd half and one that does not, I’m going for the latter. Be happy his knees are still good for the first few months of the season. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/8/40/.305/17

21. Carlos Gonzalez – This is admittedly higher than I thought I’d rank him, but if Kemp’s 15/10 and CarGo’s 13/10, it makes sense (in my head, at least). 2010 2nd half projections: 50/13/50/.280/10

22. CC Sabathia – It takes CC and the Pitching Factory a few months to really find his groove. If you were to argue Wainwright, Lee, Lincecum or Lester deserves to above CC, I hear ya. They’re ranked this way because CC’s been the model of consistency for a long time. You want safety in your SPs. 2010 2nd half projections: 10-2/3.00/1.10/95

23. Adam Wainwright – I regret not owning him this year. Could end up winning the Cy Young if voters get the first three months of Ubaldo out of their head. 2010 2nd half projections: 8-2/2.80/1.00/100

24. Cliff Lee – I just went over The Adverb’s move to Arlington. 2010 2nd half projections: 9-2/2.90/1.05/85

25. Tim Lincecum – Feels weird to say a 26-year-old is getting grandfathered into his ranking, but Lincecum is being ranked higher than he might deserve because of his past past, not his most recent past. 2010 2nd half projections: 7-2/2.80/1.15/110

26. Jon Lester – If Lester were in the NL West… Oh well, we can dream. 2010 2nd half projections: 9-3/3.05/1.12/100

27. Jose Reyes – This ranking is optimistic because I want to believe he’s going to be healthy in the 2nd half. Hey, at least I’m being honest in my dishonesty. 2010 2nd half projections: 55/5/25/.280/20

28. Ubaldo Jimenez – The last month of Ubaldo has me ranking him a tad under the other big guns. It’s not that low, save your conniption. 2010 2nd half projections: 8-4/3.00/1.10/90

29. Brandon Phillips – If you were to put a 20/20 guarantee on any other player at 2nd base, you’d be all over it. Not sure why, but people never seem to give him his props. Maybe cause his initials are BP. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/10/40/.265/10

30. Jimmy Rollins – Really struggled with whether to rank Reyes or Rollins first. I ended up going with Reyes because, while he is fighting an injury, Rollins is older and is beginning to show signs of slowing down. Oh, and if Rollins doesn’t turn it on in this 2nd half, he’s probably tumbling to around the 6th or 7th rounds next year. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/10/35/.280/15

31. Vladimir Guerrero – One of the hardest guys to rank. His park and lineup really is conducive to him having a monster year if he stays healthy. That “if” is the size of King Kong Bundy. Maybe Ron Washington can rub some of that white stuff on Vlad’s knee to numb the pain. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/15/55/.300/2

32. Kevin Youkilis – Apropos of nothing, Youk and Yao Ming should open a fusion restaurant, The Greek God of Woks. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/13/45/.290/2

33. Justin Morneau – He’s lower than some of the other big 1st base bats because of his injury risk. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/15/45/.290

34. Alex Rios – I kinda wanted to lower him further, but I’m fighting my CarGo ranking. If I put one 13/10 guy at 21, a 10/10 guy can’t get lowered that much. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/10/35/.265/10

35. Jayson Werth – Just as I held tight to Ibanez this year through thin and thinner, I’m holding Werth. You want hitters in solid lineups and hitter-friendly parks. It just makes your job easier. They get rinky dink RBIs and Runs that other players don’t get. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/14/50/.270/5

36. Andrew McCutchen – The Dread Pirate is my “This Guy Is Carl Crawford Without The Name Attached For Next Year’s Draft.” 2010 2nd half projections: 40/7/35/.285/20

37. Adam Dunn – Member when Big Donkey would steal a few bases a year too? How on earth did he ever do that? He’s 7 feet tall and 540 pounds. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/20/50/.255

38. Elvis Andrus – He will probably be above Reyes and Rollins in next year’s rankings. And that’s me quoting future me! 2010 2nd half projections: 50/2/30/.280/17

39. Josh Johnson – You might notice that pitchers are higher in the 2nd half rankings than they were in the preseason. I did this because by the 2nd half of the season we have a pretty good idea of which pitchers are pitching well. They still have risk, but a bit less than in the preseason. With that said, Johnson is lower than others because he still is an injury risk. 2010 2nd half projections: 6-3/2.95/1.05/100

40. Nelson Cruz – The short answer is, “Yes, the Rangers offense is redonkulous.” 2010 2nd half projections: 35/14/50/.275/7

41. Krispie Young – It’s a bit comical for me to rank him this high. But what can I say, I’m a sucker for Krispie. Plus, when you consider Rios and CarGo are ranked above him and he hasn’t done anything less than them. In fact, he’s been better. Make the airplane noise with your fork and chew on that. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/15/45/.250/14

42. Shane Victorino – He went 14/17 in the first half to CarGo’s 15/12. Where am I supposed to rank Victorino? He’s already probably too low as it is. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/7/40/.270/15

43. Clayton Kershaw – Imma let you finish, but if Kershaw could cut his walk rate, he could be one of the greatest of all-time. OF ALL-TIME! 2010 2nd half projections: 7-3/3.35/1.20/100

44. Felix Hernandez – I love F-Her long time and I will continue to make him my preseason Cy Young pick every year until he wins one, but now that they’re breaking up the March 2010 Mariners Dynasty he’s going to struggle for any sort of run support. 2010 2nd half projections: 5-3/3.10/1.10/100

45. Ian Kinsler – This ranking could be a sneak peek at how far Kinsler’s falling for 2011 if he doesn’t get his shizz together. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/10/40/.275/10

46. Brett Gardner – Is he that different than Crawford? Rhetorical! 2010 2nd half projections: 50/4/30/.280/20

47. Jered Weaver – No, I’m not confident he keeps his ERA and WHIP where they currently are, but his Ks are a thing of beauty right now. 2010 2nd half projections: 7-5/3.50/1.12/115

48. Mark Reynolds – Having him this high is a bit silly for a guy that strikes out as much as him, but you know what? Mark Reynolds makes people do silly things. Just the other day, I mailed a pizza and ate my telephone bill. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/18/50/.230/5

49. Mariano Rivera – Me, myself and I conferred for a while on where to start the closer run. I thought to myself if I were in desperate need of saves who would I be willing t0 trade for a top closer? Weaver or Reynolds for Mo seemed fair to me. To be continued in Broxton’s blurb. 2010 2nd half projections: 4-1/1.75/0.75/30, 18 Saves

50. Jonathan Broxton – This is not to say I would trade Reynolds or Weaver for a closer. Push came to shove, I’d trade someone like Garza for Dotel. Continued in Marmol’s blurb. 2010 2nd half projections: 5-2/2.25/1.05/45, 17 Saves

51. Carlos Marmol – Hmm… No, I’ve said all I wanted to on that subject. 2010 2nd half projections: 2-2/2.50/1.20/60, 15 Saves

52. Justin Verlander – Capable of better 2nd half numbers than I’m giving him but he doesn’t seem like he can avoid the One Inning Blow Up Blues. 2010 2nd half projections: 6-4/3.50/1.17/105

53. Troy Tulowitzki – One of the riskier players to buy into for the 2nd half. Will he have a setback? Not rhetorical and I don’t have the answer. I’m currently trying to buy him for pennies on the dollar. I figure what the heyski. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/8/35/.270/10

54. Derek Jeter – This ranking has as much to do with the pee-poor state of fantasy shortstops as it does about Jeter. In fairness to him — because God knows no one is ever fair to Jeter — he was solid in last year’s 2nd half. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/6/30/.320/10

55. Andre Ethier – I’m not a big fan of Ethier. He always seems to get overrated. His numbers are about the same as the latest hot outfielder grab off waivers. For examples, see Boesch, Pagan, Huff, Willingham, etc. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/12/50/.300/2

56. Ben Zobrist – One of my bigger regrets of the preseason was not pushing people harder away from Zobrist because I didn’t think his power was for real. Luckily, he has made up for his lack of power with steals. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/8/40/.280/15

57. Rickie Weeks – As always, this ranking for Weeks is completely contingent on his health. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/12/35/.260/7

58. Carlos Quentin – In the first half, CQ was as ownable as the Roman Coppola CQ DVD. Here’s to Quentin carrying his solid last few weeks into the 2nd half and not getting injured. And not going back to striking out every third at-bat. And raising his average. And maybe stealing a few bases. Okay, so there’s some caveats. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/16/45/.270/2

59. Jacoby Ellsbury – I think he’ll be back within two weeks of the break. He’s a factory outlet version of Crawford. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/4/40/.280/17

60. Joe Mauer I can’t imagine any scenario where I’d actually trade for Mauer but this seems about right for his value. Same goes for McCann, but, wait, I haven’t gotten to him yet. 2010 2nd half projections: 45/9/40/.320

61. Brian McCann – I feel like I just read something about him. Oh, yeah! Right above. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/10/45/.280

62. Johan Santana – Member the days Johan was the top pitcher in the game? Yeah, I don’t either. Stupid mind-erasing drugs. 2010 2nd half projections: 7-3/3.00/1.20/70

63. Corey Hart – Sticking with the theme of guys who won’t be as good in the 1st half, the Brewers are trying to sell high. I think you should follow their lead. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/10/45/.260/4

64. Aramis Ramirez – Yes, I’m ranking him higher than I did in the preseason. In the preseason, I told you to avoid him, but now you should be able to get him for the price of an Adam Everett jersey. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/12/40/.300

65. Carlos Beltran – I think I’m giving Beltran too much credit with my projections for the 2nd half. He comes with injury risk, might not be ready to hit major league pitching and who knows if he’ll be able to steal any bases at all. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/12/45/.270/4

66. David Price – To be honest, I wanted to put him lower in the rankings, but his 1st half gave me pause. Wouldn’t be surprised if guys who aren’t even ranked (like Floyd) are actually better in the 2nd half. 2010 2nd half projections: 6-4/3.55/1.20/85

67. Paul Konerko – And another past sell guy. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/11/45/.260

68. Jason Kubel – Like Mel Gibson, you need to put aside your prejudices. These rankings are not about what people have done, it’s looking forward. Kubel’s been a 2nd half hitter the last few years and especially last year. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/12/45/.280

69. Curtis Granderson – As I learned in the Fantasy Baseball College of Charleston, sometimes you have to admit your mistakes. In the preseason, I was so jazzed about the prospects of Grandy hitting in The Stadium They Built Adjacent To The Stadium Ruth Built that I lose sight that Grandy is a platoon player. He can’t hit lefties. At all. Though he is very valuable vs. righties (over three years, 65 homers and .301 vs righties; 10 homers and .202 vs. lefties). 2010 2nd half projections: 25/10/35/.240/7

70. Torii Hunter – I have the feeling Hunter follows his recent pattern of doing a lot less in the 2nd half. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/12/50/.280/5

71. Zach Greinke – He could make love to your eyes with his Ks while his bullpen will never return your calls. 2010 2nd half projections: 4-5/3.25/1.15/90

72. Mat Latos – Had a much better 1st half than this ranking shows, but as my last Buy/Sell pointed out, I expect his value to go down. 2010 2nd half projections: 5-2/3.60/1.10/75

73. B.J. Upton – Really has no business being this high, but when I tried to find someone who was capable of a 10/20 2nd half, I came up with Upton and Rickey Henderson, but Rickey’s retired for now. 2010 2nd half projections: 25/6/30/.255/15

74. Dustin Pedroia – I don’t think Pedroia’s necessarily going to throw Papi and Youuuuuuk on his back again this year with his newly-mended foot. Though I would not bet against him returning as soon as possible. Never underestimate the desire of the Sparky Anklebiter. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/8/25/.295/6

75. Ichiro Suzuki – If you’re wondering why Ichiro is this low, welcome to Razzball! A good place to begin is this post. Then the last one. Then the one before. Keep going onto you reach 2007. BTW, imagine instead of writing this on a blog, I had written all of this in longhand in a lined notebook. You’d have me committed. 2010 2nd half projections: 25/3/20/.330/15

76. Hunter Pence – Probably will get hot for a month and finish with a 24/17 line. Very solid, but he’s at 12/10 right now. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/12/30/.275/7

77. Dan Uggla – Dunn’s hitting .288 and Uggla’s hitting .285. In other news, water is dry. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/14/35/.255/3

78. Stephen Strasburg – He only has about 70 more innings or 10 starts left. I.e., he’ll be shut down the beginning of September. If you’re trading him, I’d try to get a guy much higher in these rankings because of the hype attached to the House of Strasburg. 2010 2nd half projections: 4-2/3.00/1.00/65

79. Michael Young – He’s the type of player you have on your team all year and forget about. Hit here, run there, RBI here, homer there. He never gets so hot you stand on your office desk and scream, “I own Michael Young. Now who what’s some?!” and he never gets so cold where you decide to search out Michael Young’s home address and pay him a visit. *knock, knock* Is Michael home? Okay, I’ll wait. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/12/45/.315/2

80. Adrian Beltre – Whether he was hitting for average or power, you could always count on Beltre for steals. This year he’s batting .330 with 13 homers and the steals have disappeared. Always an interesting deal he makes with the Contract Year Devil. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/10/45/.280/3

81. Adam LaRoche – Imagine if I were to put LaRoche this high in the overall rankings in the preseason, then I’d be writing for CBS Fantasy. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/14/45/.280

82. Pablo Sandoval – For most of the season, he’s looked totally confused like his impersonator, Fung Poo Kanda. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt with this ranking since he had a solid 2nd half last year. I still don’t fully trust him and he’s still a sell. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/10/40/.300/3

83. Rafael Furcal – With the way he’s been hitting lately, it’s hard to work in his nickname, 0-Furcal. But I still manage, huh? 2010 2nd half projections: 45/5/30/.315/12

84. Adam Jones – There will probably be some pedantic post from December Grey about how you need to trust your guys to meet their preseason projections with Adam Jones as the example. December Grey, “Hey, I’m not pedantic!” 2010 2nd half projections: 30/12/40/.285/5

85. Yovani Gallardo – Would’ve been much higher if he were completely healthy. I’ll put him down for 12 post-All-Star break starts and that’s being optimistic. 2010 2nd half projections: 5-4/3.25/1.25/80

86. Billy Butler – This ranking is assuming you don’t have a Largest Cup Size category. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/12/35/.315

87. Lance Berkman – If it wasn’t clear theses are rankings for only the 2nd half, here ya go. Relevant of nothing, if Berkman and Fred Savage had a kid, it would look like the host of Man vs. Food. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/14/40/.295/5

88. Martin Prado – Berkman, Prado and Huff? Belch. What am I doing here? I’ve lost my mojo. If you’re in a midseason league, ignore the last few picks. 2010 2nd half projections: 50/7/35/.310/3

89. Aubrey Huff – Right after I ranked Huff here, I jumped out the window. I’m now in a full body cast typing this with my nose. Achoo! 2010 2nd half projections: 40/14/50/.280/2

90. Jay Bruce – On the bright side, he’s capable of better numbers than he gave in the 1st half. The flip side, he couldn’t be more yawnstipating than the 1st half. 2010 2nd half projections: 40/14/45/.260/4

91. Chase Utley – He uses the same spit shine as Pedroia, but unlike Pedroia he’s dealing with a hand injury. 2010 2nd half projections: 20/7/25/.280/5

92. Manny Ramirez – Without his female hormone pills, he’s looked okay… If a bit emotional. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/12/40/.315

93. Francisco Liriano – Definitely didn’t go into the break with a string of solid starts. Actually, went in with the worst start in 2010. Have I mentioned his K-rate is beautiful? Okay, moving on. 2010 2nd half projections: 5-3/3.50/1.25/95

94. Carlos Pena – I don’t think Uggla and Dunn are gonna let Pena into their carpool anymore. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/15/45/.210

95. Cole Hamels – In the last three years, his post-All-Star break ERA is 3.23. 2010 2nd half projections: 7-4/3.30/1.28/90

96. Victor Martinez – Honestly, if his name were Mictor Vartinez, he wouldn’t have been ranked at all. And not simply because there’s no such player. 2010 2nd half projections: 25/8/35/.285

97. Ricky Nolasco – In his last five starts, 38:6 K:BB. 2010 2nd half projections: 4-4/3.60/1.20/90

98. Colby Rasmus – Member when I said he’s due for a correction? Was about a month ago. Here’s the link for a refresher. Since then, he’s hit 3 homers and batted .250. Um, okay. 2010 2nd half projections: 35/6/30/.270/7

99. Adam Lind – His 1st half went like this, he’ll get better, he has to get better, will he get better?, I don’t think he’ll get better, he’s definitely not getting better but I’ll hold him just because he might surprise me, I can’t believe he’s not surprising me and getting better, I hate Adam Lind’s guts and, finally, I’m dropping him for Travis Snider. Then he started getting better. 2010 2nd half projections: 30/15/40/.255 <--optimistic, but whatevs 100. Dexter Fowler – I could’ve put Bourn or Denard Dawg here, but who wants to read about them? You want to read about how they could’ve been put here but weren’t. Now that’s exciting! 2010 2nd half projections: 35/4/25/.280/15

101. Whoever Wins You The Championship – It’s now or never, people! Make your move or lose.