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JKJ

Author: JKJ

Probably drinking strong coffee, strong beer, or strong bourbon. Bullpen wizard for Razzball, and I dabbled in some fantasy hockey as well. I live in Arkansas, but I promise I’m not as backwards as most of the state.

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JKJ

Ambulance Chasers: Lost A Pair Of Sox

September 4, 2021 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 6 Comments

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Howdy, Razzfolks!

We’ve made it September. Playoffs are either within arm’s reach or already happening for you, so any injury news is extra walking-on-eggshells-y. Apologies in advance if my report this week brings ill omens for your team(s) and makes you want to headbutt your screen.

I’m on vacation, sort of (in a wedding later today!), so this is a somewhat abbreviated list.

Please, blog, may I have some more?
JKJ

Ambulance Chasers: Jack Flahurty

August 28, 2021 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 8 Comments

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Howdy, Razzfolks!

Really great to be back to blessing all of you with my wisdom and A+ puns/jokes. But seriously, massive thanks to EWB for filling in for me while I was taking some time off with family. My wife lost her mom to pancreatic cancer. Prayers and good vibes still appreciated, but we’re doing well, all things considered. 

Anywho, let’s get on with the injury updates you’re here for!

Please, blog, may I have some more?
JKJ

Ambulance Chasers: Fernand-oh No, Here We Go Again

August 7, 2021 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 22 Comments

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Howdy, Razzfolks!

Kinda bonkers it’s already August. Not only cuz baseball is past its trade deadline and the fantasy baseball season is rounding the final bend, but also cuz I’m a teacher and school starts for me the day after tomorrow. Teacher week is the best. Not. But it’s predictable, at least! When the kids get there, well, that’s a different story. But that’s what makes it fun! Most of the time…

Anyhoodles. You don’t give three soggy turds about that. You’re here for injury updates, and injury updates thou shalt receive!

Please, blog, may I have some more?
JKJ

Ambulance Chasers: Gone-ald Acuna Jr.

July 17, 2021 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 20 Comments

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Howdy, Razzfolks!

Well, *insert “San Andreas Here We Go Again” meme*

So, we know Thursday’s NYY/BOS game was postponed due to a few positive COVID-19 cases with Yankees players. There were actually more before the All-Star Game. Six in total, and three are fantasy relevant names: Aaron Judge, Gio Urshela, and Jonathan Loaisiga. Now we’ve got an issue with the Rockies, but so far no one terribly fantasy relevant is affected. But the point is this: COVID is absolutely a thing again. And it will continue to be. This delta variant ain’t no joke; be careful out there, y’all.

This week is a quality-over-quantity type injury report. Not as many names as in past editions, but this week’s names are big ones. Arguably the biggest of ones.

Please, blog, may I have some more?
JKJ

Ambulance Chasers: Buck Is On The Horizon

June 12, 2021 | Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 12 Comments

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Howdy, Razzfolks!

Thanks for stopping in for another update on all those dadblasted injuries going around. There’s some good news in the works for several players, but of course, we’ve had some Irritating List additions (can’t believe it’s taken me til mid-June to come up with that one) as well.

Trying a slightly tweaked format this week just to streamline the reading process a little. Organized by generic infielders/outfielders/starters/relievers subheadings and then alphabetized by first name.

And if you’re curious, it’s Four Roses neat bourbon tonight as I touch this up. First time having it, and I approve!

Please, blog, may I have some more?
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