I recently took part in a 2012 fantasy baseball mock draft which probably helps explain the title of this post.  Clever, huh?  I was on the phone for the better part of the draft.  I don’t tell you this to excuse my picks.  I think the team is fine.  I was going on memory though, so there’s no reason to ask why I took Gallardo with Greinke still on the board even though in my top 20 starters for 2012 fantasy baseball post I do have Greinke above him.  Greinke would’ve been the right pick there, but they’re tomato-tomahto so it’s no big whoop.  During a real draft I wouldn’t be shooting the shizz on a phone call though, especially not with Matthew Berry.  Geez, I get it, I should draft Tyler Colvin.  Chillax already!  Anyway, here’s my 2012 fantasy baseball mock draft and some thoughts on certain picks:

JOE MAUER, GREY?  REALLY?  WOW, WHO ARE YOU?