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This will be my first week playing fantasy baseball without my hero, Hightower from Police Academy. God speed, big man. So the deadline came and went. Pretty unexciting stuff from a fantasy prospective. The fake baseball trade deadline is approaching by week’s end, time to analyze that roster of yours and ask “Can I make a run and if so where and with what guys?” It’s also important to think of next year for keeper leagues, take a chance on a guy who someone may value less for next year than you may. Gambles in fantasy are what pay the bills, folks. So good luck on getting your roster ready for playoff battle. (Please keep in mind that pitchers and match-ups change.)

ONE START OPTIONS:

8/10
Erik Bedard @ Min – Blackburn
Mark Buehrle @ Bal – Hunter
Mike Leake vs. Col – Nicasio

8/11
Cory Luebke @ NYM – Niese
Joe Saunders vs. Hou – Myers
Jeff Niemann vs. KC – Duffy

8/12
Dillon Gee @ Ari – Kennedy
Chris Narveson vs. Pit – Maholm
Brandon McCarthy vs. Tex – Wilson

Jason Marquis (Hou vs. Lyles, NYM vs. Capuano) First impressions are everything, 7 ER against the team you’re trying to catch. I do like him slightly better in Arizona, weaker hitting division, better ROS schedule.

Brett Cecil (Oak vs. Harden , Ana vs. Haren) Since his return from Disgraceful List, 3-3, 3.38 ERA and 41 K’s in 8 starts. Shows glimpses of fantasy goodness, is a next year fave for me (I said that preseason this year also) even if it’s through rose-colored glasses.

Doug Fister (@Cle vs. Masterson, @Bal vs. Britton) Should be owned! I can sit here and throw numbers at you, but I don’t want to hold your hand. Holding hands is weird for strangers. Fister is the centerfold for Sabermetric Monthly for August.

Philip Humber (@Bal vs. Britton, KC vs. Francis) Ever wonder what it really feels like to hit the fantasy wall? Well, Phil is waiting to take your calls. May get you wins this week but at the expense of 5+ ERA.

Charlie Morton (@SF vs. Vogelsong, @Mil vs. Marcum) The Pirates’ ship is sinking.  Man the life rafts!  Is a WHIP disaster and, like his team, seems to be running on fumes. Is the Hydrox to Doc’s Oreo.

Esmil Rogers (@Cin vs. Willis, @Stl vs. Jackson) Needs to build some quality innings, but potential for a back end starter could be there. Any youngin’ needs to work on control so be leery of the WHIP abuse. Remember that love Nicasio got for like a day.  Yeah, they may be fantasy clones.

Chris Capuano (SD vs. LeBlanc, @Ari vs. Marquis) ERA is a little high for everyday use, but I like this guy. He has grit or moxy or groxy. Hey, Dr. Seuss made a living making up words. Though drugs were a lot stronger back then.

Homer Bailey (Col vs. Hammel, SD vs. Stauffer) Some people like him, others come to his defense in the comments. See start on 7/28/11. Any questions? If you could ever just be whelmed, Homer would take you there.

Mike Pelfrey (SD vs. Stauffer, @Ari vs. Hudson) You ever get in a groove while listening to Pandora? Then all of a sudden they sneak a Brian Adams song in there. Well Pelfrey to me is that song.  Skip and then listen to an ad from Pauly D.

Dontrelle Willis (Col vs. Rogers, SD vs. LeBlanc) I wish fun was a fantasy category, D-Train would go first overall. Will never really be a fantasy asset, which makes me sad. Dispelling all rumors that I was the Gooch.

  1. Oilcan Giuseppe says:
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    Smokey:”Is the Hydrox to Doc’s Oreo”….thanks for that.Seriously,what sort of name is that for a food product?It sounds much more medical than appetizing.anyway….

    10 team 8×8 h2h league(K’s AND K/9),could you rank these SP’s ROS?….

    Cecil,Fister,Harang,Nova and Buerhle.

    thnks.

  2. Oilcan Giuseppe says:
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    I forgot Nova is likely stuck in the bullpen…..until Colon and/or Gracia gets hurt or Hughes starts to pitch like Phil Hughes.

  3. Hondo says:
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    Nicasio on 8/10? Better check the Danny Espinosa highlights from last night.

  4. Hondo says:
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    Oops, I meant Ian Desmond

  5. Curt says:
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    What about Hochevar and his 2 starts???

  6. Smokey

    Smokey says:
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    @Oilcan Giuseppe: Yea Nova situation is up in the air, but i would still prolly take them Cecil,Fister, Buehrle, Harang. Nova would slot in between Fister and Buehrle.

    @Hondo: I write this 2 days ahead, but thx for the heads up.

    @Curt: Yea, i should have included him since his ERA is under 5 for teh first time in….ummm forever.

  7. shibboleth says:
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    any love for morrow vs baltimore? they lit him up two starts ago…

  8. Smokey

    Smokey says:
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    @shibboleth: A start for me, inconsistency sucks but good to have the K’s.

  9. Oh come on, tell me you don’t crank the love theme from Prince of Thieves when it comes on.

    How many weddings was that song played at in the early 90s?

  10. AnotherFalstaff says:
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    @Smokey – Roll with YoGa @StL or Holland at home against SEA? Thanks!

  11. Gordo says:
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    Am I crazy to go with Jordan Lyles and his 2 starts this week?

  12. Smokey

    Smokey says:
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    @ChrisV82: When no one is looking i do.

    @AnotherFalstaff: Ideally i would like to start both.

  13. Mark says:
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    Hey Doc,

    Please rank these 3 players in order for my util spot (h2h league, ops and normal cats).

    Mark Trumbo
    Freedie Freeman
    Logan Morrison

    Thanks, appreciate it!

  14. Smokey

    Smokey says:
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    @Gordo: Desperation play.

    @Mark: Freeman Trumbo LoMo

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