You Don’t Have To Be From NJ to Love Bruce

April 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 451 Comments

Not that there’s anything wrong about being from NJ. Both Rudy and I are proud to be from NJ, though not in NJ. NJ ex-pats are great. We spread our love of high-haired women and capicola around the country. As for Jay Bruce, he’s sucking on the ol’ suckhole. You can say that again, but […]

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Cliff Lee Moves In Silence Like Lasagna

April 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 109 Comments

by: Grey / Rudy

Cliff Lee aka The Adverb got through the Gnats like a subject and a predicate. Pitches so sharp, Lee will cut your head off. Selig is the commissioner. You no wanna start Leezy, he is the Finisher. Stop playin’, he do it like a King do. Pitch! Lee flow like scuba, pitch, Lee’s bold like Cuba […]

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