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I know what you’re thinking. Wild Boar? Naked Man? Laptop? It can’t be news! Actually, I myself can’t believe it’s not not news. But it is news which Grey, Billy Hurley and myself have a civic duty to report on this week’s Patreon Podcast.

Grey has also begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get an extra leg up on your competition!

But back to this week’s most important news, wild boars have really stepped up their publicity game after being out-shined by emus for the past several weeks. And that wasn’t the only not not news Grey Albright, Billy Hurley and myself couldn’t not not believe this week.

A parasite which makes the coronavirus look like a Hawaiian vacation is sweeping the cicada population and turning them into sex crazed zombies, a toddler “climbs” a 10,000 foot mountain, Splash Mountain has a log flume sink and a Maine man saws his neighbor’s garage in half. Grey and Billy head out into the field, risking their lives to report on these overlooked news stories. Sign up for the Razzball Patreon and tune in now!