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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, Gwyenth Paltrow reaches a new low during the pandemic: she ate bread. Then Ben Affleck is shot down by a young lady on a dating app, and a mother is nearly arrested at Six Flag for wearing short shorts. Finally, Billy reports on the newly discovered worm with 100 butts.
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Find all of this week’s stories here:
Gwyenth Paltrow Broke Down and Ate Bread
TikTok user claims Ben Affleck sent her video after matching on Raya
Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
