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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on a burglar with the wurst luck after getting busted 8 years later for DNA on a piece of sausage he took a bite from at the crime scene. Then Billy heads to the U.K. to cover the story of Peter Foot taking over for Terry Boot at Shoezone. Later we get the scoop on a man who spent 24 hours in a pool of bean dip and another man who opened a video store (including porno section) in his basement.

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Find all of this week’s stories here:

Half-eaten sausage helps German police solve nine-year-old burglary

Terry Boot replaces Peter Foot at ShoeZone

Why this California stuntman spent 24 hours in a pool of bean dip

Man Builds Video Rental Store in Basement