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Grey Albright and Billy Hurley are back for another podcast episode! B_Don is still filling in for Donkey Teeth as the guys go through the best of the not, not news. The trio could have spent the whole hour on the first story about a dinosaur’s butthole that was found and opens up new insights into dinosaur anatomy. Next up, a British couple recently had one of Gweneth Paltrow’s vagina candles erupt in their house. On to the next story, a British man was found 100 miles from his home while violating COVID quarantine rules and his excuse was that he was trying to get to a McDonald’s, but there was no McDonald’s in that town. While that story was about violating COVID, Tom Cruise has paid for 2 COVID patrolling robots to monitor the social distancing and mask wearing on set of the 69th Mission Impossible movie. Robot voice Grey and Billy do not disappoint. I wonder if Tom Cruise is a smooshy face cat? His lack of range would make sense given the next story about how these ‘smooshy’ faced cats are having trouble showing their emotions. We wrap up with a story about Ben & Jerry’s branching off to make ice cream treats for the doggos out there.
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Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:
1st preserved dinosaur butthole is ‘perfect’ and ‘unique,’
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
Tom Cruise reportedly buys robots to enforce COVID-19 safety on film set
Smooshy-faced cats can’t show emotion thanks to inbreeding
Ben & Jerry’s enters the pet food business with ‘Doggie Desserts
