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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, ham smugglers are a growing concerned down on the Texas/Mexico border. Then, researchers toilet train cows and a girlfriend draws up a 17-page contract after only two weeks of dating. Finally, a Florida man plants a banana tree in a pothole in a last-ditch effort to get the city’s attention.
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Read all of this week’s stories:
Man caught trying to smuggle 350 pounds of meat over Texas border
??Researchers are toilet-training cows to reduce ammonia emissions caused by their waste
Girlfriend draws up 17-page contract for Tinder flame after dating two weeks
Florida Man Plants A Banana Tree In A Pothole In The Middle Of A Road
