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It was almost 15 years ago (somehow) when Outkast introduced us to the truth that sometimes “roses really smell like poo-poo-oo.” Ha, that silly Caroline thought she was special. Back in January, not gonna lie, I had a two weeks spurt of praying and hoping that I could break the mold, that I was special, and that I could get away with not smelling while disregarding one important component of every adult’s life.

After a wedding in Charleston for New Years Eve I came home with zero deodorant. Who in the balls steals deodorant, I don’t quite understand. But that triggered a little experiment for two weeks of wearing none. (Gasp) The horror!

Well, I actually got away with it. For a while. Then came one day at work when I had to walk about 10,000 steps…you can see where this is going. Let’s just put it this way, I didn’t raise either of my arms anywhere north of about 5 degrees from my sides. While it wasn’t doo-doo that I smelled like (because that would be quite possibly the. worst.), Ol’ Three Stacks was right in that you just can’t avoid the necessary elements and think you’re 100. For Caroline, that betch needed a little humility. For me, it was as simple as stop being a cheap bastard because the experiment failed miserably. But, oh, for Rougned Odor? The approach would catch up with him eventually. Here comes the massive drop.

  • Rougned Odor, 2B, TEX (96.2% owned) – I can feel the scorn of all the Grey acolytes reading this. I’m lucky enough to somehow be a part of the FantasyPros Expert Consensus rankings, and while doing a little studying back in March one person stood far above the others in his love for the smelly Texas man with a nasty right haymaker: our Grey. Now, I trust Grey’s ratings above almost everyone else’s, but with Odor we weren’t in lockstep. And then his first week happened and I felt a little silly, because our mustached macho man was looking quite nice for his top 15 ranking of Rougned (3 HR in first 4 games). But then reality set in: this dude’s streakier than Frank the Tank running around the quad (somehow also almost 15 years ago). With a BABIP south of .300 last year he hit .271 and posted 33HR with 14 SB. Incredi-belmo! When the ol’ BABIP drops under .200, though, you get a player slashing .194/9/4/13/1. His game doesn’t allow him to weather the bad storms because he never walks (4.0% this year), whereas players that walk to a double-digit rate can still provide value while getting on base when the bat goes cold. He’s a special talent with a massive ceiling, but until he turns it around there are plenty of other options I’d rather own. At only 23 years old he’s prime to turn it around and still finish with a .250/80/25/80/12 line, but if April’s a precursor for the rest of 2017 we need to pump the brakes on what we dreamed he may be. .270/90/30/90/20 just ain’t happening. This is bad Odor. You’ll have to live with it. It’s definitely not roses.

Now, I’m sure I’ll look like an idiot for this in a few days when he goes all Anthony Rendon, but then I’ll just say this was all a ploy to make my big boss man look better (insert Grey cackle here)! Still worth the 96.2% own rate? Yep. Still worth a top 25 ranking where even I had him preseason? Nope. And much of the below rankings are my subjective thoughts, so don’t agree? THAT’S WHAT THE COMMENTS ARE FOR!

Note: These rankings are considered ROS Trade Value

M@’s Top  Hitters

(Rankings based on 12-team Roto. GREEN = player rising. RED = player dropping. BLUE = new to the 100.)

Rank Name Pos Team
1 Mike Trout LAA OF
2 Bryce Harper WSH OF
3 Mookie Betts BOS OF
4 Nolan Arenado COL 3B
5 Jose Altuve HOU 2B
6 Freddie Freeman ATL 1B
7 Paul Goldschmidt ARI 1B
8 Kris Bryant CHC 3B/OF
9 Charlie Blackmon COL OF
10 Anthony Rizzo CHC 1B
11 Manny Machado BAL 3B/SS
12 Trea Turner WSH SS/2B/OF
13 Corey Seager LAD SS
14 Joey Votto CIN 1B
15 Ryan Braun MIL OF
16 Daniel Murphy WSH 1B/2B
17 Miguel Cabrera DET 1B
18 Francisco Lindor CLE SS
19 Nelson Cruz SEA OF
20 Wil Myers SD 1B/OF
21 Josh Donaldson TOR 3B
22 Brian Dozier MIN 2B
23 Robinson Cano SEA 2B
24 Giancarlo Stanton MIA OF
25 Khris Davis OAK OF
26 Eric Thames MIL 1B/OF
27 A.J. Pollock ARI OF
28 Edwin Encarnacion CLE 1B
29 Carlos Correa HOU SS
30 Yoenis Cespedes NYM OF
31 Jonathan Villar MIL 3B/SS
32 Christian Yelich MIA OF
33 George Springer HOU OF
34 Kyle Seager SEA 3B
35 Matt Kemp ATL OF
36 Xander Bogaerts BOS SS
37 Andrew McCutchen PIT OF
38 Mark Trumbo BAL OF
39 Jose Abreu CWS 1B
40 Chris Davis BAL 1B
41 Adam Jones BAL OF
42 Buster Posey SF C/1B
43 Ian Kinsler DET 2B
44 Trevor Story COL SS
45 J.D. Martinez DET OF
46 Carlos Gonzalez COL OF
47 Gregory Polanco PIT OF
48 Miguel Sano MIN 3B/OF
49 Jake Lamb ARI 3B
50 Jose Ramirez CLE 3B/OF
51 Aaron Judge NYY OF
52 Hanley Ramirez BOS 1B
53 Matt Carpenter STL 1B/2B/3B
54 Justin Upton DET OF
55 Michael Brantley CLE OF
56 Ian Desmond COL OF
57 DJ LeMahieu COL 2B
58 Jay Bruce NYM OF
59 Carlos Santana CLE 1B
60 Andrew Benintendi BOS OF
61 Evan Longoria TB 3B
62 Rougned Odor TEX 2B
63 Marcell Ozuna MIA OF
64 Stephen Piscotty STL OF
65 Justin Turner LAD 3B
66 Kyle Schwarber CHC OF
67 Aledmys Diaz STL SS
68 Eric Hosmer KC 1B
69 Albert Pujols LAA 1B
70 Lorenzo Cain KC OF
71 Gary Sanchez NYY C
72 Odubel Herrera PHI OF
73 Cesar Hernandez PHI 2B
74 Adam Duvall CIN OF
75 Alex Bregman HOU 3B
76 Todd Frazier CWS 1B/3B
77 Mitch Haniger SEA OF
78 Eugenio Suarez CIN 3B
79 Anthony Rendon WSH 3B
80 David Peralta ARI OF
81 Ender Inciarte ATL OF
82 Jean Segura SEA 2B/SS
83 Michael Conforto NYM OF
84 Ryan Zimmerman WAS 1B
85 Elvis Andrus TEX SS
86 Jonathan Lucroy TEX C
87 Jackie Bradley BOS OF
88 Dee Gordon MIA 2B
89 Nomar Mazara TEX OF
90 Billy Hamilton CIN OF
91 David Dahl COL OF
92 Yasmany Tomas ARI OF
93 Jason Kipnis CLE 2B
94 Starlin Castro NYY 2B
95 Brandon Phillips ATL 2B
96 Jason Heyward CHC OF
97 Manuel Margot SD OF
98 Kevin Kiermaier TB OF
99 Corey Dickerson TB OF
100 Brad Miller TB 1B/SS/2B

The Honorable Mentions (Next Five In…)

Rank Name Pos Team
101 Mark Reynolds COL 1B
102 Troy Tulowitzki TOR SS
103 Avisail Garcia CHW OF
104 Maikel Franco PHI 3B
105 Jonathan Schoop BAL 2B

Dropped from the Rankings: Adam Eaton (45), Eduardo Nunez (94)

A few notes on the 100:

  • Best 1B in the game? Freddie Freeman. And no, that’s not just the Braves fan coming out in me. I’m not the biggest Mark Bowman fan, but here you go:
    Notably not on there? Paul Goldschmidt.
  • That 24-26 trio would be fun to watch mash in the Home Run Derby. Which player ends the year with more home runs? And notice, Ryan Zimmerman isn’t in that group.
  • Speaking of…Zimmerman leaps into the 100, but not too far up. He’s hitting a monstrous .410/19/11/27/1 to finish April. That’s stupid, and nowhere close to maintainable. Sure, he’s only 32 (feels like he’s 52) and can still mash a little, but injury concerns and regression outweigh his crazy begin to 2017 for my ROS thoughts. Tread lightly and don’t overpay.
  • Overall, not a ton of changes in the 100 this week at the top. Go look at your most owned players and they’re essentially all pulverizing the ball over the past two weeks with OPS’s north of 1.000 everywhere. Down at the bottom some fallers are in steep decline. Besides Odor I could have easily focused on another Razz favorite: Nomar Mazara. Muhzuhzuh!!! I feel like you should have to yell that through a conk shell for full effect. Anywho, dude’s gotta adjust. Need to see some improvements.
  • And lastly, let’s pour one out for Adam Eaton. That. Freaking. Sucks.

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