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Greg Holland was pulled after walking two guys in a row on Wednesday night. Every pitch was a ball, but he got one foul ball to make it nine pitches. Yoan Lopez came in to clean it up. The DBacks have said there’s not an injury, but it’s worth monitoring either way. Here are some other notes from this week…

    • Blake Parker DFA’d.
    • The Cardinals bullpen has been nasty. Any number of people could grab that job if something were to happen.
    • Somehow Roenis Elias keeps getting saves. I’ve moved him back to the lead, but don’t feel great about it.
    • Freddy Peralta could fix the hole in the Brewers pen.
    • Jose Leclerc, Keone Kela, Shane Greene, Roenis Elias, and Jake Diekman are some of the names that are being rumored to be on the move.
    • I’m not saying the Padres should trade Kirby Yates, but Andres Munoz is filthy…

This week, in honor of Roto-Wan’s new kid, let’s use Star Wars films as our tier heading this week. The force is strong with these top arms. Will they choose the Dark Side or the Jedi though?

Darth Vader

Closer Next Then Maybe So You’re Saying
There’s A Chance
Josh Hader Adrian Houser  Freddy Peralta
Kirby Yates Andres Munoz  Craig Stammen  Matt Strahm  Trey Wingenter
Brad Hand Nick Goody  Adam Cimber  Oliver Perez  Tyler Clippard

 

He has no real ‘lines’, but how can you go against a bot that helps instead of trolls on the internet. There when you need him, but don’t expect to have much of a conversation without a translator. How did Luke know how to talk droid?

R2D2

Closer Next Then Maybe So You’re Saying There’s A Chance
Aroldis Chapman Adam Ottavino  Zach Britton  Chad Green
Felipe Vazquez Kyle Crick  Keone Kela
Kenley Jansen Pedro Baez  Joe Kelly  Julio Urias
Roberto Osuna Ryan Pressly  Hector Rondon  Will Harris  Collin McHugh
Sean Doolittle Fernando Rodney  Wander Suero
Craig Kimbrel Steve Cishek  Pedro Strop  Brandon Kintzler
Liam Hendricks Yusmeiro Petit  Lou Trivino  Blake Treinen

 

An old friend that may turn on you, but is also a charismatic, smooth operator who shows up at the last second. And the Hahn back story film didn’t hurt his rep either.

Lando Calrissian

Closer Next Then Maybe So You’re Saying There’s A Chance
Edwin Diaz Seth Lugo
Ian Kennedy Jake Diekman  Tim Hill
Will Smith Sam Dyson  Reyes Moronta  Mark Melancon  Tony Watson
Shane Greene Joe Jimenez  Buck Farmer  Jose Cisnero
Alex Colome Kelvin Herrera  Jace Fry  Aaron Bummer
Taylor Rogers Ryne Harper  Trevor May  Tyler Duffey  Zack Littell
Ken Giles Daniel Hudson  David Phelps  Joe Biagini
Hector Neris Jose Alvarez  IL: David Robertson

 

It’s a crime that these insignificant, little creatures play such an important role in destroying the evil empire. They throw rocks and sticks and catch the empire completely unprepared. Sticks and stones over laser blasters and AT-ATs. GTFO…

Wicket/Ewoks

Closer Next Then Maybe So You’re Saying There’s A Chance
Luke Jackson Anthony Swarzak  Sean Newcomb  Chad Sobotka
Emilio Pagan Adam Kolarek  Colin Poche  Andrew Kittredge  IL: Diego Castillo
Hansel Robles Noe Ramirez  Cam Bedrosian  Ty Buttrey
Carlos Martinez John Gant  Andrew Miller  Giovanny Gallegos  John Brebbia
Raisel Iglesias Michael Lorenzen  David Hernandez  Jared Hughes  Amir Garrett
Chris Martin Jose Leclerc  IL: Shawn Kelley
Greg Holland Archie Bradley  Yoshihisa Hirano

 

Yes, I wrote this one in before I even finished my rankings. There’s no question who is the worst character in the entire Star Wars saga.

Jar Jar Binks

Closer Next Then Maybe
Mychal Givens Miguel Castro  Paul Fry
Wade Davis Scott Oberg  Carlos Estevez
Brandon Workman Matt Barnes  Colten Brewer  Nathan Eovaldi
Sergio Romo Nick Anderson  Austin Brice  IL: Austin Brice
Roenis Elias Anthony Bass  IL: Hunter Strickland