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2021. Joe Biden was smiling and giving two thumbs up. Bad Bunny was dancing as if no one was watching. Jensen Huang was rubbing hands together Miyagi style. But not for reasons you think. Sure, Biden became the 46th President of the United States that year, Bad Bunny won a Grammy, and Huang was on […]
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by: Son
On a clear April afternoon, two F-22 Raptors were seen corkscrewing in a DNA formation above Beale Air Force Base, which is approximately 56 miles from Sutter Health Park. After the exquisite aerial ballet, the ground absorbed the 44,000-pound aircraft while the wheels vaped smoke from the friction of the instantaneous acceleration. The canopies opened. […]
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St. Louis was known as the “Gateway to the West” in the expansionist days of the good ole US of A. Now, St. Louis will be harboring a baseball team that will mimic an expansion team, as management decided to embrace the rebuild this offseason, trading away Sonny Gray, Willson Contreras, Brendan Donovan, and Nolan […]
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Legend has it that years ago, a Christian Walker roamed the lands north of the Wall of Agua Prieta. Unlike his ice brethren north of Westeros, this Walker was straight fire, depositing baseballs into the atmosphere, turning them into hail before returning to the Earth as tiny comets with fire tails, landing amongst the congregation […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In the Bible, Jacob was a monumental figure. He wrestled with an angel and was eventually given the name Israel. He is referred to as a Hebrew patriarch of the Abrahamic religions. Jacob Lopez of the Athletics is on the opposite end of the spectrum. He was selected in the 26th round of the 2018 […]
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I’m an old. I grew up when you couldn’t talk on the phone and be on the internet at the same time. But I’m not that much of an old to have partaken in a Burger Chef meal. I was a McDonald’s kid when the stores still counted the number of people served on the […]
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Most things hot are highly sought after but have tons of risk attached to them. Fire: provides warmth and heat to purify water while eradicating bacteria in meat. But it can melt skin and reduce one to the bone. Hot sauce: provides kick for the palate. But it often induces leg cramps from sacrificing to […]
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The similarities between Ernie Clement of the Toronto Blue Jays and Hall of Famer Robert Clemente are striking. Both are listed at 5′ 11″ and weigh in the 170-pound range. Both were right-handed batters. Both didn’t exhibit robust power early on, but have never had a strikeout rate close to 20%. Both….Ok, I’ll stop now. To […]
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Back in 1563, John Foxe wrote the phrase “jack-in-the-box” to describe a swindler who would cheat tradesmen by selling them empty boxes. First of all, I’m not trusting anyone from the 1500s. Secondly, I’m sure as hell not getting behind anything written or said by someone named Foxe. You think I’m crazy? In 2025, if […]
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Jar Jar Binks is one of the most hated characters in the Star Wars universe. And for good reasons. The voice was annoying. The words that surfed on the voice collided to produce buffoonery. His role as comedic element and usher for the young crowd was water on oil for The Phantom Menace. Addison Barger of […]
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Most people operate better in their home environment due to comfort and familiarity. I work from home, so the setup of my computer is key. When I travel, the discombobulation is at epic levels. Baseball players are known to be creatures of habit, or members of the Church of Superstition. They are the same. One […]
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After three hours of driving and seeing a lot of nothing for the last two, I saw it in the distance. The lights twinkled, exposing an oasis to a thirsty traveler. This is how the crewmen on the Santa Maria must’ve felt when they first saw the New World. Land ho!!! As the lights got […]
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