by: Son
Javier Baez has been on a heater lately. And I have streamed him and utilized him in DFS contests. Do I feel dirty? Absolutely, but I got no shame in my game. I knew that I was going to write him up for this week’s OMT, especially because I knew there were plenty of dirty […]
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by: Son
Emerging from the shadows, the sunlight burned my retinas, forcing my Asian eyes to squint even smaller. After the discombobulation ended, my head was hurled back suddenly as if God moved the swing arm of a protractor. As I now gazed deep into the light blue California sky, I expected to see puffs of smoke […]
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I used to love watching all the home renovation shows….until I actually started doing those renovations myself. So much pain. So much blood. So many tears. I gotta say, though. Looking back at those times now, I’m glad I did them. I learned so many new skills and I garnered some street cred with the […]
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I was driving on the 10 freeway in Los Angeles during rush hour the other day when I had another urge to cosplay Michael Douglas in Falling Down. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I cut off multiple cars to exit, ran a red light then made my way back onto the freeway from […]
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All this talk about going to Mars and colonizing it is cool and all, but I’ve seen Total Recall and I shudder at the thought of the racism from the natives when we get there. “Go back to your own planet!” “You FOSs! Why do your eyes look like that?” “You filthy, hairy beasts. We […]
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India isn’t a place where American companies look to manufacture products. Rather, it became a haven for the service economy, especially for call centers. Recently, though, a plethora of office parks have been built in India by US companies for high-paying, skilled jobs in all genres of work. Despite the many fundamental problems in India, […]
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Back in the biblical day, the Philistines had a mountain of a man, Goliath, who challenged the Israelites to single combat. He was massive, with accounts describing him from 6’9″ to 9’9″. The midget and guy on shrooms really widened the range of outcomes there. At the border between North and South Korea, both sides […]
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Ahhh, brings back memories, as this song hit right in my prime. Yes, I’m an old f’er, which segues perfectly…not Son Segwaying over to Grey’s neck of the woods in Los Angeles….Although, that would be fun, but the over/under on me getting splattered all over the concrete is 1 mile. Anyways, before I begin this […]
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One, two, I bleed Dodger blue Three, four, I’m a diehard, not a whore Five, six, I will still pick up Jordan Hicks Seven, eight, he ain’t great Nine, ten, but he’s better than Wei-Yin Chen Eleven, twelve, hope he doesn’t get shelved Thirteen, fourteen, that’d be an awful scene Fifteen, sixteen, like watching an […]
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Forrest Gump said, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.” I always assumed that since Forrest was an optimistic simpleton that he viewed every piece in the box as good, so it would just be different variations of good. But even the most ardent chocolate lover would […]
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John Connor did not exist until Kyle Reese was sent back to protect Sarah Connor from a terminator. Then the bee did something to the bird and voila! Connor became the messiah to bring down the bots. But the path wasn’t clear and fraught with much strife, as Connor was a juvenile delinquent and didn’t […]
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If you know what the title is in reference to, then congratulations are in order. You’re an old f’er. I wasn’t into punk music, but the Ramones were one of the OGs and, like the smell of cheese making Jerry float in the air, that is likely how it entered my consciousness. Anyways, I had […]
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