Back in 1982, there was an epidemic of catastrophic proportions: kids all across the land were trying to launch their BMX’s into the sky…. ….thanks to the movie E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial. Anyways, the synopsis of the movie is that an extra terrestrial gets stuck on Earth and tries to get back home. After trials and […]
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One Man’s Trash: Send Taylor To The Ward?
April 10, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 11 Commentsby: Son
I was driving on the 10 freeway in Los Angeles during rush hour the other day when I had another urge to cosplay Michael Douglas in Falling Down. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I cut off multiple cars to exit, ran a red light then made my way back onto the freeway from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Fly Me To Lars
April 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 12 Commentsby: Son
All this talk about going to Mars and colonizing it is cool and all, but I’ve seen Total Recall and I shudder at the thought of the racism from the natives when we get there. “Go back to your own planet!” “You FOSs! Why do your eyes look like that?” “You filthy, hairy beasts. We […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Outsource To India
March 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
India isn’t a place where American companies look to manufacture products. Rather, it became a haven for the service economy, especially for call centers. Recently, though, a plethora of office parks have been built in India by US companies for high-paying, skilled jobs in all genres of work. Despite the many fundamental problems in India, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Send in the Wallner
March 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 9 Commentsby: Son
Back in the biblical day, the Philistines had a mountain of a man, Goliath, who challenged the Israelites to single combat. He was massive, with accounts describing him from 6’9″ to 9’9″. The midget and guy on shrooms really widened the range of outcomes there. At the border between North and South Korea, both sides […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Josh Carlos Santana Bell
March 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 20 Commentsby: Son
Ahhh, brings back memories, as this song hit right in my prime. Yes, I’m an old f’er, which segues perfectly…not Son Segwaying over to Grey’s neck of the woods in Los Angeles….Although, that would be fun, but the over/under on me getting splattered all over the concrete is 1 mile. Anyways, before I begin this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Five, Six, Pick Up Hicks
March 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
One, two, I bleed Dodger blue Three, four, I’m a diehard, not a whore Five, six, I will still pick up Jordan Hicks Seven, eight, he ain’t great Nine, ten, but he’s better than Wei-Yin Chen Eleven, twelve, hope he doesn’t get shelved Thirteen, fourteen, that’d be an awful scene Fifteen, sixteen, like watching an […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: A Glass Of Mickey
September 5, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
Forrest Gump said, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.” I always assumed that since Forrest was an optimistic simpleton that he viewed every piece in the box as good, so it would just be different variations of good. But even the most ardent chocolate lover would […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Will This Connor Lead Us To The Promised Land?
August 29, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 3 Commentsby: Son
John Connor did not exist until Kyle Reese was sent back to protect Sarah Connor from a terminator. Then the bee did something to the bird and voila! Connor became the messiah to bring down the bots. But the path wasn’t clear and fraught with much strife, as Connor was a juvenile delinquent and didn’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: The Ramons
August 22, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 2 Commentsby: Son
If you know what the title is in reference to, then congratulations are in order. You’re an old f’er. I wasn’t into punk music, but the Ramones were one of the OGs and, like the smell of cheese making Jerry float in the air, that is likely how it entered my consciousness. Anyways, I had […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Doubting Thomas Stays In Lane
August 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
Stay. In. Yo. Lane. At times, one must but it is not something that should be admonished at all times. We Grow. We learn. The Universe morphs, forcing us to adapt. Even if I’m 90 years old, driving on the highway in the very right lane, if there’s someone driving 50 mph, you best believe, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? One Man’s Trash: Junior Making Poppa Proud
August 8, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 10 Commentsby: Son
There have been 264 father/son duos in MLB history. True combo meals! The most famous are Bobby and Barry Bonds, Ken Griffey Sr. and Ken Griffey Jr., and Vladimir Guerrero and Valdimir Guerrero Jr. Prince and Cecil Fielder both hit 50 home runs in a season while Craig and Cavan Biggio both hit for the […]
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