Welcome back to this wonderful journey we call the Corners Report. It’s my third year on this prestigious website, and hopefully, you don’t remember two years ago when I pimped Andrew Vaughn and Anthony Rizzo. This year, it’s a challenge to rank and discuss the corners as they are, um, a bit shallow. This space, […]
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Author: kelder
Kelder does have a first name but only his Mom uses it. He's been playing fantasy sports since before the internet had sites to do it. Not a member of any important organization but he thinks he's super funny! When not consuming baseball, he enjoys church coffee and food in larger quantities than his doctor would like.
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I’m a shameless slacker, guys. So when Jeremy Brewer does a sleeper post, I’m gonna do a sleeper post as well. It’s just a good practice. Why work harder when you can work less hard? “These are players who have had partial seasons, late breakouts, or have shown notable skill improvements but haven’t yet made it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Corners Reports: Hard To Hit With A Broken Finger
September 4, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 1 Commentby: kelder
I had a splinter in my pinkie last week. That was somewhat debilitating. Every time I touched anything, a jolt of pain akin to a bolt of lightning assaulted my poor finger. Many tears were shed, most of them by people who have to listen to me on a daily basis. My entire life was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Corners Report: Gaining And Losing Value – Long Term
August 28, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball |by: kelder
As the summer progresses, we all make good moves and bad moves, good decisions and cringe-worthy ones. Long term decisions have to be taken much more seriously and the mistakes can compound. Take for example my personal life. No, not the entire thing you sicko. Just my online writing part. See, I’m not what they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This week’s topic was going to be about taking a team from 15th place to 5th, with an outside chance at the top 2. Stick to it, make some buy low trades, stash the IL and NA, yadda yadda yadda. My team though was heavily counting on Austin Riley. If you missed it, Riley is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Corners Report: Cook With Burger Or Ring The Bell?
August 14, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Commentsby: kelder
I am reading a book this summer called The Cartel by Don Winslow. No, you wise acres, it’s not the only book I’ve read. I read a 1,0000 pager too! Brandon Sanderson comes highly recommended. Anyway, in this book, they mention grilling out in Mexico is called “carne asada.” I refuse to do any Googling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?That calendar app has flipped to August. School supply shopping is all on the parent’s Facebook. A tropical storm might dump ten inches of rain on my house in the next three days. But none of these are the most significant events of the month for this site. Football training camp is in full swing, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The trade deadline has come and gone. Here’s the trades that affected the corners, and some quick hitters after. The deal: Cubs acquire Isaac Paredes, Rays acquire Christopher Morel Morel shouldn’t lose any of his power value in Florida but the counting numbers might dip. They clearly liked his XStats, and if you have been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Recently my family took me to Colorado. That’s a high elevation, especially when my home in Eastern NC is at 4 feet above sea level. It’s also a high elevation when you factor that they love to hike and I, well, tend to take after Gimli in Lord of the Rings while they are built […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?So here I am, sitting at 6:29 AM and it’s already 83 degrees with humidity, well on the way to another day of heat advisories. Chicago did its part to promote Twisters by having at least ten tornadoes on the ground last night. There has already been a Cat 5 Hurricane. Does this feel like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?My online buddy Bunt Singles had to deal with “real life” and “important things” which hopefully are just due to his moving, not a unanasthesized vasectomy or accidental amputation, so Kelder gets to fill in. It’s also the All Star break, time to assess where you are and what ground you can make up, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well hello everyone, back after a two week hiatus. No, I wasn’t holding out for a higher salary. Nope, didn’t visit my Sherpa to tell me what to do for my struggling TGFBI squad (he would have said, remember you have it and make moves). I was in Colorado with the family and told them […]
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