Three weeks into the 2026 college baseball season, and no pre-draft rankings yet, Hobbs!? Again, my mother, calling down to the basement from the kitchen as I watch a third rerun of Breaking Bad Season 3, Episode 12 (Half Measures) while eating a fourth meatball Hot Pocket. As I burn my chin on steamy marinara, I turn my visage to my laptop screen and realize I have been finished for six weeks but forgot to hit send, and now have compiled seven missed text messages from Truss. So, away we go, unveiling the top-five college prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft, without bias, and without groupthink to give you an idea of who you really should be looking at for first-year player drafts despite all the hullabaloo out there.