Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he's traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without…
Michael Conforto (+29%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. The New York Mets have been staggering along on offense this…
Nearly a month ago the Marlins made the somewhat curious decision to send Marcell Ozuna down to Triple-A. Just looking at his offensive numbers — and…
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed. OKAY, a bit more obscure than RCL Update, Week 16: Candles, but that's what you get…
Last week it was lefties beating up on Shane Greene, this week we have the Canadian lefty killers, the Toronto Blue Jays. If you read…
Late last night, Troy Tulowitzki was traded to the Blue Jays. Both hammys, his quads, his obliques, his elbow tendons, both groins. Why does he…
It's hard to pick which Ross is hated more: the one in Friends whose character is so annoying David Schwimmer could never get work again,…
Some of the trade rumors I've seen are just plain funny. Craig Kimbrel to the Yankees? Wait, what!? Really? I'm not denying it as a…
A bonus edition of the Razzball Pod is here - well - bonus as in we brought the length this week! I don't know about the…
Nothing like starting the week off with some Alice In Chains, amirite? Wait, what am I talking about, I'm the old fogey around here. So…
If you can remember back a few years, Johnny Cueto 401KO'd Jason LaRue with a kick to his head. When he got up, LaRue couldn't…
I went out on my annual mid-season man-date with Grey this past Friday. What a day! Sandwiches at the wine shop, facial hair products at the…
Greetings, weekend warriors. Your resident creeper, J-FOH, is unavailable this week due to either a mani/pedi or macaroni, I'm not quite sure. Bad phone connection.…
The home stretch is upon is us! Head-to-head leagues are juggling for playoff positioning, roto leagues are battled for 0.5 points in WHIP every single…
Much like the classic street hockey scene in Wayne's World, Zack Greinke called time on his 43 2/3 inning scoreless streak to be with his…
Many famous gingers have helped make me the man I am today. Lion-O from Thundercats, Jessica Rabbit, and the fat kid from The Sandlot immediately…
In the vast world of fast food, food, and fine dinning, you'll find your pick of the garnishes to the delight your tastebuds. Some will…
Cardinals outfielder continued to hit all the baseballs last night chipping in two hits and a two-run home run to help beat the Braves. Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy…
I can't tell you how many times I've passed on a DFS player because of my own bias opinion. As much as I suggest to…
With the All-Star break now a distant memory... which I guess doesn't make much sense, seeing as how it just happened roughly a week ago.…
What do numbers call their father? Data. Thank you, Highlights. You taught me so much with the juxtaposition of Goofus and Gallant, and you've entertained…
Since returning from the All-Star break, no hitter has scored more points than . Votto-D2 (for you Star Wars geeks) has 10 hits, 2 home…
Since I opened with an odd title, I figure I might as well open with an awkward fun fact! Carbonation in your beer comes from…
A NASA engineer who plays fantasy, "Houston, we've Scott a pitcher!" Then he tries to high-five another NASA engineer, but their 180 IQs can't figure…
Professionally speaking, 2015 has not been a good year for Matt Kemp. Actually, Kemp's woes might have started last December when his former team, the…
Here I thought the Brew Crew were a dying entity this year with all this talk of punting and trading all their mid-level talent. For…
Happy first Thursday after the All-Star break. I won't lie, I missed sitting down with a glass of Pinot Noir to write my weekly advice…
Yesterday, Michael Brantley went 4-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs with his 7th homer. One big day for a 2nd rounder is more than Ian Desmond…
Here's a prospect post that even a redraft leaguer can love. At Razzball there are a lot of great tools, but the one I use…
Who was actually good... Last time, I used ADP data and player values to determine Kyle Lohse was the most under-drafted player of the last five…
I get them all the time. The DFS man-crush. The players in the game that I latch onto and can't stop rostering them, through the…
"I don't know what my face is doing right now." "It looks like you ate a full Tony Luke's cheesesteak and forgot to swallow." "No.…
Kyle Schwarber (+46.9%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. What hasn't been said about this elite prospect over the past…
With apologies to the talented Anna Kendrick, if Kyle Hendricks can sing a decent version of Don't You (Forget About Me), then I would absolutely…
As you can see I didn't go with the traditional dong GIF. Instead, I went with the look of horror on the ladies face when…
Remember when Shane Greene was a thing? Those were the days, spring had just sprung and there was so much hope, so much optimism. Your…
The Cardinals called up their top hitting prospect, Stephen Piscotty, who has a great eye, and could hit .320 with 20+ homers and 15+ steals…
I've been sitting on a title like that for months! I still can't believe Grey shat on The Fifth Element a few months ago on…
The week of the trade deadline is one of the most active for SAGNOF (Saves Ain't Got No Face). Occasionally a team in contention will…
Second half Podcasts, wooooo! Grey and I catch up after his All-Star Break trip to Seattle to talk the remaining prospects Aaron Nola and Kyle…