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Razznasty Update, September: A Hippo in the Bush
There's an old African expression that I just made up, it goes "A hippo in the Bush is more dangerous than a pack of lions".…
- Geoff
- September 7, 2016
- 51
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Full Montgomery
Before Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL - and before you ask, yes there was such a time...and why do you demarcate things around such…
- Sky
- September 7, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
In Computer Technology And Fantasy, There’s A Future In Villar
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Grey post for my shenanigans. Hi all, I'm Razzball's resident Troy McClure. You might remember me from such times as when I…
- Sky
- September 7, 2016
- 150
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Black Snake Yoan
Can you believe it's September already? With just under four weeks to go until the end of the MLB regular season, it's time to push…
- Big Magoo
- September 6, 2016
- 13
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 22
I hope everyone had a great long weekend and you’re all freshened up for the final four weeks. I’m just barely recovered from a weekend…
- MattTruss
- September 6, 2016
- 46
DraftKings
DraftKings: Brandon Finnegan And GPP Friends!
When things are ugly, they tend to be really freakin' ugly. The pitching on Tuesday night is deplorable. Corey Kluber clocks in as the top…
- AskRotoBaseball
- September 6, 2016
- 1
All Podcasts
Podcast: “Hold On, I’m Putting That On SoundCloud – ‘Grey’s Freestyle SoundCloud'”
The gang is back together! With Grey surviving his weekend with Grandpa Albright, we talk a few of the new rookies on the block with…
- JB Gilpin
- September 6, 2016
- 27
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Royals Hustled By Minnedozier Bats
Holy shizzballs. That's not the Urban Dictionary definition of shizzballs either, which is when you shizz your grapes. That's shizzballs as in this is the…
- Grey
- September 6, 2016
- 263
Creeper of the Week
You Can Derelict My Asdrubals …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 23
Listen, I know as well as any that it's difficult this time of year to really hunker down and focus on baseball. Football's in the…
- M@
- September 5, 2016
- 6
Closers
SAGNOF Report: Dyson Sucks Up Bags
The Royals are fun, no gimmick team to watch. They aren't really mashers, and they aren't really a base-to-base team. They are a cross of…
- Smokey
- September 5, 2016
- 8
DraftKings
DraftKings: Dr. Drew Is Coming Back To Cali To Carve Up The Padres
Happy Labor Day DKer's! Hopefully most of you got to sleep in today and if you didn't you should have, because I'll only be featuring…
- Teddy Heater
- September 5, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Abreu Shows Minnesota His Dong Twins
Not quite as spiritually moving as John Lennon, but imagine for a moment Jose Abreu were to actually put together two solid halves in the…
- Grey
- September 5, 2016
- 216
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Start Pitchers, Week 23: Put the Hamel Down
Like a vagabond hipster too afraid to settle down, this one could have gone in a thousand different directions: "Stop! Hameltime." "Sledgehamel" "Hamel 'Em Home"…
- M@
- September 4, 2016
- 29
DraftKings
DraftKings: Jose Can You See, All The Pads Swinging Strikes
Don't you just love when baseball fate takes over? Or maybe it's just the expanded rosters in September. Either way, we're getting a glimpse of…
- Mike Honcho
- September 4, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: The Last One Y’All
Over the course of the past few days, I've wondered if mentioning Colin Kaepernick in any way, shape, or form would boost readership here in…
- Geoff
- September 4, 2016
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pence Trumps Lester’s Campaign For No Hitter
For those of you expecting Dan Pants, well the pants are off today. And when the pants come off, malamoney comes out. Did I just…
- malamoney
- September 3, 2016
- 14
DraftKings
DraftKings: Super Nova
Since being traded to the Pirates, Ivan Nova has exploded! In a good way. He has been different pitcher than he was with the Yankees.…
- Gern Blanston
- September 3, 2016
- 0
Closers
Closer Report, Week 22: Wade Back To Where You Came From
So the inevitable return of Wade Davis came, and just like we expected in typical awful luck scenario, he came into the game for the…
- Smokey
- September 3, 2016
- 20
NEWS
OPS Leaguers Unite! In Orlando We Trust
The post could’ve been about Paulo Orlando; but it’s not, so Royals fans need not apply. Well, they can, I don't discriminate, I regulate every…
- Phil B.
- September 3, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buy Ender Inciarteams Improve
When I was younger, I played for a Little League team, the Teaneck Yankees, our manager, who went simply by the name John Doe, would…
- Grey
- September 2, 2016
- 381
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Me And Julio Down By The Ballpark
2015 was a golden year for rookies. Carlos Correa, Kris Bryant, Noah Syndergaard, Francisco Lindor, Addison Russell, Lance McCullers, Roberto Osuna, and many other youngsters…
- Big Magoo
- September 2, 2016
- 12
DraftKings
DraftKings: You Bet Urias We Are
With the turning of the page to September comes the rookie nookie of September call-ups, but it also brings the doom of inning limits. My…
- MattTruss
- September 2, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Oh Lord, Byron’s Back, Don Juan Him?
I went over some September call-ups primer yesterday. It was written pretty smoothly. Meaning: I took a laxative and crapped out a post. I'm a…
- Grey
- September 2, 2016
- 155
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
2016 MLB Draft Update, Part Three: “Sleepers Are the Cousins of Death”
If Nasty Nas is correct, and sleep is in fact the cousin of death, then these guys are whistling past the graveyard on the way…
- Geoff
- September 1, 2016
- 17
Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 22
Dude, it's September already?! This season has absolutely flown by... Talk about your cliche open! We say this every year, and I think I said…
- JB Gilpin
- September 1, 2016
- 9
DraftKings
DraftKings: Tiny Slate, Need Pitching
Today's nighttime DraftKings slate consists of a whopping three games. Three games times two starting pitchers per game gets you... I'll wait while you type…
- wheyen3
- September 1, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
This Is 40-Man Rosters
As we always do about this time! *beat drops, Grey does the worm, Grey’s iPhone alarm goes off, time to put more money in the meter*…
- Grey
- September 1, 2016
- 342
Prospect Podcast
Prospect Podcast Episode 5: “I Like a Strong Forearm”
We're back....to back! That's right, it's a double shot week of your favorite Fantasy Prospectors. We are your favorites right? Or at least among your…
- Geoff
- August 31, 2016
- 9
DraftKings
DraftKings: Royal Flush
I was a huge fan of the Royals decision to add Ian Kennedy over the offseason since day one (yay me). Kennedy is really a…
- Keegan
- August 31, 2016
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Hendricks Gins Up Another Gem
Yesterday, Kyle Hendricks went 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks, lowering his ERA (if that's even possible at this point) to 2.09. The Seattle…
- Grey
- August 31, 2016
- 360
NEWS
One Man’s Trash: The Steel City SuperNova
Over the past week, the most added player in ESPN fantasy baseball leagues was... Gary Sanchez. Seriously? Is it that difficult to part with Matt…
- Big Magoo
- August 30, 2016
- 14
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 21
Five weeks to go now and we’ve got some stability in the top 10 overall. Team Levy is now even closer to perfection as they…
- MattTruss
- August 30, 2016
- 8
DraftKings
DraftKings: Mad Max And The Thunderdome
This has been yet another extraordinary season for the Nationals' Max Scherzer. He's 14-7 with a 2.92 ERA and 227 strikeouts. On Tuesday night he…
- AskRotoBaseball
- August 30, 2016
- 1
All Podcasts
Podcast: “I Dabbled In Jungmann!”
The Razzball Podcast is back! And with the season nearing it's final month, it's time for a September Call-up Special! Joining me on the Pod…
- JB Gilpin
- August 30, 2016
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
KKKKKKKKKKKKKwik-C-Mart
To paraphrase Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, "America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, Josh Tomlin in away games, Justin Upton, Melvin Upton for the last two months,…
- Grey
- August 30, 2016
- 271
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Solid As A Brock! …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 22
So I'm taking us down yet another rabbit hole, into yet another JB's-vanity-project-abyss. Although, since the last time this happened only two weeks ago, Alex…
- JB Gilpin
- August 29, 2016
- 53
Creeper of the Week
Tim Ain’t So Tiny On The South Side …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 22
Can we talk about the SS position right now? Seriously, it's like 2004 travelled into the future, made like rabbits to triple itself, and then…
- M@
- August 29, 2016
- 22
Closers
SAGNOF Report: Turning The Trea Turner
He was well hyped in advance of his final promotion, so much so that Prospector Ralph's pleated khakis looked like a circus tent. To his…
- Smokey
- August 29, 2016
- 6
DraftKings
DrakftKings: C-Yu-Later-Arriegator
I know the lede may scream Millennial, but I wasn’t born in the 90’s, my cursive writing is on point and I don’t wear a…
- Teddy Heater
- August 29, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Argh, Cole The Pirate Has Spurry
Gerrit Cole has an injured arm, possibly elbow spurs. I love this scenario: a pitcher throws like garbage for weeks then the team announces he's hurt. Love, love,…
- Grey
- August 29, 2016
- 345
