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Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Thor Can Suck My Hammer, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 6
Man, I was coming into yesterday afternoon all pumped for today's Profile - high-caliber young gun in going on Sunday, facing my terrible Brewers, it…
- JB Gilpin
- May 18, 2015
- 140
Closers
SAGNOF Special, Week 7: Can Tolleson Pull A Ramos?
What an eventful SAGNOF (Saves Ain't Got No Face) week it was. Shawn Tolleson, who was originally a high priority SAGNOF Special recommendation two weeks…
- RotoLance
- May 18, 2015
- 45
All Podcasts
Podcast: “That Made No Sense In The English Language, That Sentence Was Just Rubbish From The Start”
We're back with the Razzball Pod with the very special Jay (nee Wrong) guest hosting for Grey in one of the most kimchi-delicious, Fifth Element-fanboyish…
- JB Gilpin
- May 18, 2015
- 10
DraftKings
DraftKings: Rock Lobstein
I'm going to introduce you to a word: chalk. No, not the kind you used to write 'I will not depants Sally in front of…
- Sky
- May 18, 2015
- 15
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Miller Genuine Draft Bargain
I was going to say Shelby Miller looks sensational, but then I Googled sensational to see its definition, even though I know it already. (Al…
- Grey
- May 18, 2015
- 858
Creeper of the Week
Howard the Creep and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 7
The year was 2005 and my buddy kept talking about his fantasy baseball team. I had no idea what he was saying most the time,…
- J-FOH
- May 17, 2015
- 215
DraftKings
DraftKings – Analysis Paralysis
Have you ever gone out to dinner and felt completely overwhelmed by the number of choices on the menu? You find yourself completely unable to…
- Geoff
- May 17, 2015
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Lance Gets His Chance
The first-place Astros will promote right-hander Lance McCullers to pitch against the Athletics tomorrow. The 21-year-old will make the jump straight from Double-A to the…
- Mike
- May 17, 2015
- 160
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two Start Pitchers, Week 7: Hall and Oates
So after back to back weeks of discussing two of the more trendsetting genres in Hip-Hop and Grunge. I have gone off the reservation and…
- Geoff
- May 16, 2015
- 74
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yankees’ Olds No Match for KC’s Young
continues to shock the fantasy baseball world as he held the Yankees to just one run and four hits last night to grab his third win.…
- Dan Pants
- May 16, 2015
- 87
DraftKings
DraftKings: Luck Be A DFS Player Tonight
Just like Ol' Blue Eyes used to say, but replace the lady with baseball players. The MLB season is 6 weeks old, and my DFS…
- Bigfoot Paul
- May 16, 2015
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
This Week in Razz, Week 6
As some of the regular readers on Saturday mornings might have noticed, there has been a trend of "don't panic" or "it's only April/May" or…
- Jay
- May 16, 2015
- 50
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Let Buy Gonz Be Coors Gonz
You in March, "Well, at least if I draft Carlos Gonzalez, he'll either produce or be on the DL." You now, "I wish he would…
- Grey
- May 15, 2015
- 837
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Full Speed Ahead for Avisail?
Miggy Jr. Fantasy sleeper. Future stud. Prince Fielder look-alike. These are just some of the terms and phrases that have been used to describe Avisail…
- Big Magoo
- May 15, 2015
- 16
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Hebrew Nationals
, , and . If that doesn't sound like the guest list for Temple Beth Sholom's Rosh Hashanah bash, I don't know what does. Who…
- malamoney
- May 15, 2015
- 40
DraftKings
DraftKings: The (anti)Coors Affect
Everybody in the DFS world always talks about stacking Coors. Home runs fly out of there faster than a toupee in a hurricane. Nobody talks…
- Colin Heaton
- May 15, 2015
- 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astros Make Drew Look Un-Hutch-Able
I hear you out there. Wait, something's not quite right...I see a grainy pic so we're kinda ok...but where's the mustache...*squints*...OMG YOU'RE NOT GREY WHAT…
- Sky
- May 15, 2015
- 383
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Disgraces and Delights, Week 6: Kill The Boy, Bryce, Son of the Harper
All hail his grace, Tehol of House Beddict and House Razzball, first of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of…
- LT Murray IV
- May 14, 2015
- 93
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 6: Pitching Awful Makes Me See-Sheck
Last week I went into what in the heck was wrong with Cody Allen. That Situation is still a little foggy, like everyone's memory of…
- Smokey
- May 14, 2015
- 54
DraftKings
DraftKings: Whitley’s Believe It Or Not
It’s a six game slate tonight and there’s rain possible in two of those. Quick math tells me there’s 8 starting pitchers worth considering. Man…
- MattTruss
- May 14, 2015
- 12
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKluber
"Hello, this is the Liquid Paper corporate office. How may I direct your call?" "Well, I'm not sure, to be honest. I run this fantasy…
- Grey
- May 14, 2015
- 686
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Profile: Maikel Franco
The writing is on the left field wall. Phillies third baseman Cody Asche has been sent to Triple-A with a new position in his future.…
- Mike
- May 13, 2015
- 95
DraftKings
DraftKings: I Still Belieeeeve
There was a song in the 80's by the surely-it-had-to-be made up stage name of Brenda K. Starr called I Still Believe. It was a…
- jasonwalker
- May 13, 2015
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cishek Expatriated From Czech Savepublic
Maybe I shamed the Marlins into caring about their bullpen. Maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied. Why do we scream at Steve…
- Grey
- May 13, 2015
- 920
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Torii and the Sea
Hide the women and children. It looks like there's a zombino on the loose! Torii Hunter (+53.6%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past…
- Big Magoo
- May 12, 2015
- 118
Our Leagues
RCL Update, Week 6: The Senseless Sixth Sense
How do I follow up my Cinco de Mayo intro this past week? There is no Doce de Mayo holiday, even though it has a…
- J-FOH
- May 12, 2015
- 101
DraftKings
DraftKings: Swipe Right On Synder
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the latest in rookie nookie will be making his debut tonight. Everyone wants to hook up with Noah…
- MattTruss
- May 12, 2015
- 9
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
I’m A Le Francophillie
Cody Asche was sent down to learn left field (or get lost trying), and the Phils' GM, Ruin Tomorrow Jr., said they're calling up Maikel…
- Grey
- May 12, 2015
- 864
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Carlos Rodon We Now Our Gay Apparel, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 6
Oh man, what a week of pitching! Filled with intrigue, romance and murder! Eh, a little carried away there, although poor might indeed have his…
- JB Gilpin
- May 11, 2015
- 199
Steals
SAGNOF Special, Week 6: Old and Ugly Speedsters
This week I've got two really ugly recommendations for those of you in need of stolen bases. The first player has been slumping badly, the…
- RotoLance
- May 11, 2015
- 17
All Podcasts
Podcast: “I’m Always In Last Place!”
The Razzball Baseball Pod is back! This time with an audience! On today's show, we wish our mothers a Happy Mother's Day as only we…
- JB Gilpin
- May 11, 2015
- 9
DraftKings
DraftKings: As Eric Prydz Would Suggest, Colome
Mondays are just a mess. Most teams are traveling, the matchups that would seem to make sense sometimes just don't pan out because of...well I…
- Sky
- May 11, 2015
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Michael Yanks The Pineda On K Grenade
Early yesterday morning, on Mother's Day, Bill Hall hopped out of bed to the wail of sirens. There was a puppy tied to train tracks…
- Grey
- May 11, 2015
- 901
Creeper of the Week
A Lispers Nightmare on 1st Street and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
What are you all doing here today? It's Mother's Day... shouldn't you be getting out of the basement and going to pick up the pizza for her…
- J-FOH
- May 10, 2015
- 201
DraftKings
DraftKings: Who Is Danny Salazar?
Am I the only one still utterly confused by Danny Salazar? The only thing I know he brings to the table for sure is strikeouts.…
- Geoff
- May 10, 2015
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 6
Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…
- Mike
- May 10, 2015
- 156
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two Start Pitchers, Week 6: Watch Out For The Screaming Trees
Another week of two-start pitchers and another music focused theme to guide you in your conquests. Wait that sounded sexual, you're not trying to sleep…
- Geoff
- May 9, 2015
- 82
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Logan’s (Home) Run
performed some late night heroics yesterday as he went 2-for-5 with two RBI including a walk off home run off Dan Otero in the 11th…
- Dan Pants
- May 9, 2015
- 41
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Mookie Monster and Big Byrd
A full slate of games today has me thinking of sunny days and that everything is going to a-okay. Don't let Oscar tell you otherwise,…
- Bigfoot Paul
- May 9, 2015
- 9
Daily Notes
This Week in Razz…, Week 5
Welcome back to another weekly review for everything that was Razzball this past week. I'm always of the opinion that every week is better than…
- Jay
- May 9, 2015
- 24
