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2023 Fantasy Baseball
Ambulance Chasers, Week 19: Shoulder Woes and Light Throws
Sometimes I feel like Lisa Simpson when she gets the Linguo doll and Homer attempts to make it drink beer. The line from that episode…
- Davidwiers
- August 9, 2015
- 6
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Fattest Pitcher You Know
In last week's Two Start Pitchers post I, to the surprise of many, included one Bartolo Colon ($7,400) among the top starting options of the…
- Geoff
- August 9, 2015
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: I Will Not “Zimmer Da Na”!
The Indians just unloaded Michael Bourn and Nick Swisher to the Braves, which created some breathing room on the roster. Bradley Zimmer could be one…
- Mike
- August 9, 2015
- 120
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two Start Pitchers, Week 19: **** Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’)
Happy day after Dre Day Kids! Do kids even know who Dr. Dre is? "Ahhhhh do you mean the headphone guy makes music too?" (Shakes…
- Geoff
- August 8, 2015
- 59
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The One They Call the Fish
For the third time in his brief but illustrious career, Mike Trout, the one they call the fish, has produced dongage [Jay's Note: What word…
- LT Murray IV
- August 8, 2015
- 23
DraftKings
DraftKings: The God of Thunder is Here!
Noah Syndergaard is today’s most expensive player in DraftKings, and deservedly so. He has 100 strikeouts in 94 innings pitched, with a 5/1 K/BB rate,…
- Bigfoot Paul
- August 8, 2015
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
This Week in Razz…, Week 18
Well, it's August, and we're fast approaching the end of another baseball season. We're not quite there yet, and with little over a month left…
- Jay
- August 8, 2015
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Open Buy And Say AH
This is a true story. Pamela Anderson has an identical twin sister, and when Pam went to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune, her twin,…
- Grey
- August 7, 2015
- 412
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Unlimited Teix Messaging
Good gravy, let’s talk about two recent power surges. Duda Where’s My Car and He’s on the Mark, Teixeira. and the Teixecutioner have been absolutely…
- Elliot
- August 7, 2015
- 7
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Eaton a Big Bowl of Points
In the last three weeks has seen his ownership in points leagues nearly double, reaching a level greater than his draft percentage. During that time…
- malamoney
- August 7, 2015
- 18
DraftKings
DraftKings: My Dickey Can Hold Up Against A Few Hard Yankees
Yeah, can't top the start at this point. Shark done been jumped, peeps, we gotta find a new road to venture down cuz you can't…
- Sky
- August 7, 2015
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
To The Victor Goes Yordano’s Spoils
You know how they have 17 hours of unseen footage on the Anchorman DVD that you spent 17 hours watching to only keep saying, "Well,…
- Grey
- August 7, 2015
- 339
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Is Carlos Santana Primed for a Supernatural Resurgence?
Few players have been more vexing to own in fantasy baseball this season than Carlos Santana. Great things were expected from the 29-year-old switch-hitting slugger…
- Big Magoo
- August 6, 2015
- 61
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 18: Holds at a Canadian Discount
All this talk about the Blue Jays offense is completely detracting from the fact that their bullpen to date has been mediocre-to-awful for most of the year.…
- Smokey
- August 6, 2015
- 29
DraftKings
DraftKings: Going HAM
Can today be Wednesday instead? How about Tuesday? I'd gladly pick Chris Sale and watch him fail — mad rhymes — because it's the right…
- waterloo
- August 6, 2015
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Flavor Flav Yells, “Yeah, Boyd!”
Whatever happened to Flavor of Love? That show was my jizzoint! And Rock of Love, its companion piece, was the Better Call Saul to its…
- Grey
- August 6, 2015
- 519
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Eaton Some Chicago Deep Dish
Adam Eaton (+39%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. Up until recently, Eaton has been the fantasy baseball equivalent of…
- Big Magoo
- August 5, 2015
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
My Mella My Man: Trade Deadline Prospects 2
Growing up near Philly and being a fan of The Roots, I couldn't help but picture Bobby Evans calling Walt Jocketty to negotiate last week's…
- Mike
- August 5, 2015
- 55
DraftKings
DraftKings: Doing the D-Hutch splits
Drew Hutchison has been somewhat of a gas can this year....on the road. That's right, away from the hitter-comfy Rogers Centre, D-Hutch has been atrocious…
- jasonwalker
- August 5, 2015
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nelson’s Month Of Ha-Ha
Of course, the title is referring to Nelson Muntz, but Jimmy Nelson sounds like a sitcom character too. Like the kid who is sweet to…
- Grey
- August 5, 2015
- 564
DraftKings
Razzball Roto and DFS MLB Projections Update, August 2015
July was a great month for the Razzball daily projections. Based on our ongoing testing vs actual stats (aka our Ombostman), July 2015 was our most accurate month ever…
- Rudy Gamble
- August 4, 2015
- 25
DraftKings
DraftKings: Wood Chucks
I’m still not entirely sure what the Braves were doing at the trade deadline, but Alex Wood found himself in a much more favorable position.…
- MattTruss
- August 4, 2015
- 0
2023 Fantasy Baseball
The Shark: Draft and Release
It's almost time to think about next year. I don't mean that as an A's fan — that works too — but more in the…
- Davidwiers
- August 4, 2015
- 24
Our Leagues
RCL Update, Week 18: And Life You Know
If you are thinking this is a call out to the Skid Row hit from the 1989 self-titled classic Skid Row, then you are correctamundo.…
- J-FOH
- August 4, 2015
- 58
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Crawford Goes Bombie Dearest
Yesterday, Brandon Crawford went 2-for-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with two homers (17, 18). Crawford has a big flashing sign over his head that reads,…
- Grey
- August 4, 2015
- 557
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Daniel – Son of Chuck, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 18
When Chuck conceived his son , he was working on set in Asia with Mrs. Norris still living in the US! Wait, did that make…
- JB Gilpin
- August 3, 2015
- 83
Closers
SAGNOF Special, Week 18: Our Long Nationals Nightmare Has Begun
Maybe the worst thing to happen on the trade deadline was something that didn't happen. to the Yankees would have been stupendous. I wanted to…
- RotoLance
- August 3, 2015
- 17
All Podcasts
Podcast: “…We’ll Have A Conclusion To This Pants Situation”
The Razzball Podcast is back, this week with a major peek behind our proverbial curtain! Man we had a crazy record day with Windows 10…
- JB Gilpin
- August 3, 2015
- 7
DraftKings
DraftKings: One Two Cha Cha Chavez
Groove with me, won't you? Admittedly I'm not much of a dancer. I can Macarena with the best of them but that's about it. In…
- Sky
- August 3, 2015
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Weezie Severino Is Moving On Up
Luis Severino will be called up to face the Red Sox on Wednesday and presumably will stay in the rotation for the busted, no-candy-giving Pineda.…
- Grey
- August 3, 2015
- 489
Creeper of the Week
There is No Shame Riding this Scooter and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 18
I have returned from my much needed and financially reasonable vacation. I went to San Diego for five days and four nights with the family, and enjoyed…
- J-FOH
- August 2, 2015
- 99
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Ambulance Chasers, Week 18: Wilson Drifts Away
According to IMDB, Tom Hanks' character spent 1500 days alone on the island. We don't have that much time left in a baseball season —…
- Davidwiers
- August 2, 2015
- 0
DraftKings
Draftkings: Stunting with J-Fer and Thor
BOOM!!! CRASH!!! BAM!!!! BANG!!!! ONOMATOPOEIA! ONOMATOPOEIA!!! (Click Here) <----What the hell is going on? Not sure but I think we're walking into a super-hero reference…
- Geoff
- August 2, 2015
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 18
Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…
- Mike
- August 2, 2015
- 195
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two Start Pitchers, Week 18: R.I.P Rowdy Roddy Piper.
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper They Live 1988 Yesterday I…
- Geoff
- August 1, 2015
- 39
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
John Gets the Axford
After blowing his fifth save Thursday night, giving up three walks and two runs in the ninth, has now blown four save chances in his…
- Dan Pants
- August 1, 2015
- 49
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Battle For Los Angeles …and Orange County
Today we Southern Californians get to be treated to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. Los Angeles Dodgers baseball. Thanks to the national broadcasts, the…
- Bigfoot Paul
- August 1, 2015
- 0
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: The Cuban Missile Crisis
It's been quite a crazy week in major league baseball. With the July 31st non-waiver trade deadline just around the corner (in a few hours,…
- Big Magoo
- August 1, 2015
- 15
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Seager’s Workin’ On My Buy Moves
Corey Seager should've been called up already. Brucely, we're up against it with the Dodgers. We have the aging vet, Jimmy Rollins, who looks like…
- Grey
- July 31, 2015
- 478
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: I Did It All For The Rookie
Let's play a quick game of Jeopardy. I'll take "Inappropriate Clues for $1000 Alex". Ok, here's your clue. "It's not wise to upset a wookie."…
- malamoney
- July 31, 2015
- 8
