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Points Leagues
Points Leagues: The Hipster Guide to September Call-Ups
Rosters expand on Monday to allow for the big league clubs to take a look at 15 more players during the last month of the…
- Schlurricane
- August 29, 2014
- 8
DraftKings
DraftKings – Thank You Trevor, May I Have Another?
I’m a Twins fan (we comin’ in 2016), but I have little trouble picking on , who has gotten knocked around like a guy in…
- BTXJ
- August 29, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jay Bruce Makes My Bowels Loose
I thought Jay Bruce was a lock for 30/100 not dirty undies. Thirty-hundo not dirty-undies! All year Bruce Stinksteen has been behind "Born to Run"…
- Grey
- August 29, 2014
- 354
Closers
Bullpen Report: Week 22
The problem you're having with your innings limit is everyone's problem with just five weeks to go. The combative strategy against this is to use a…
- Smokey
- August 28, 2014
- 11
DraftKings
DraftKings – Hey, McHugh, Get Off Of My Cloud
And get into my DraftKings roster. When I was 19-20 years old, we used to go to my buddies house and drink 40's in his…
- J-FOH
- August 28, 2014
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
‘Dead Arm’ Is Why Adam Waned, Right?
Adam Wainwright went 6 IP, 3 ER, 9 baserunners, 5 Ks as he was out-dueled by Jeff Locke (7 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners,…
- Grey
- August 28, 2014
- 483
Razzball Commenters League
Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest
Do you feel like being judged for your creativity? Do you like when everyone stares at you for being you? Well, if you say no,…
- J-FOH
- August 27, 2014
- 91
DraftKings
DraftKings – Ace Of Base
Salutations, daily fantasy degenerates. I am Dug Fister, the newest member of the Razzball team. The truth is I have been part of Razzball since…
- Dug Fister
- August 27, 2014
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Mad-Bum Beats Ski Bums
Madison Bumgarner threw a near-perfect game vs. the Rockies, ending with a one hitter and 13 Ks. Tim Lincecum was the first one to congratulate…
- Grey
- August 27, 2014
- 462
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
One Man’s Trash: Starting Fiers
This week's hot add was Mike Fiers (+62%). The Brewers hurler has posted a 9.5 K/9 and a 1.8 BB/9 since filling in for Matt…
- Mike
- August 26, 2014
- 23
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update: Add Some Bling To Your Mantle
This year we have a new trophy for the Grand Champion, and it's not something you can wear or lose in the lobby of your…
- J-FOH
- August 26, 2014
- 100
DraftKings
DraftKings – Everyone Needs A Jimmy In San Diego
I’ve partied in San Diego. There are lots of options for beautiful people to finish your evening with, whether male or female. Either way, you’re…
- Schlurricane
- August 26, 2014
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Gregory Goes Ker-Planco
Here's what I didn't say in June, but could have, "With the promotion of George Springer and Gregory Polanco, Mike Trout and Mike Trout's father,…
- Grey
- August 26, 2014
- 492
Steals
Rusney Is Puig Latin For Steals
The signing of Cuban outfielder Rusney Castillo by the Boston Red Sox has everybody excited. Like other Cuban players, scouts were limited in the amount…
- Mike
- August 25, 2014
- 40
DraftKings
DraftKings – Leave It To Peav’er
How does that old adage go? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Basically, having in hand and 'knowing' what you…
- Sky
- August 25, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Call The Doctor, Doolittle
Grab Luke Gregerson! Ah, that's how you start a post. Some sweet, sweet SAGNOF. It's like when I walk into a room and it just…
- Grey
- August 25, 2014
- 534
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Primer: Week 21
The MiLB season is now heading into the playoffs, and we should have answers for everyone about who will or will not be called up…
- Chris
- August 24, 2014
- 26
DraftKings
DraftKings – Bauer Power
There are several aces on the mound today including , , and . If you're looking for a value play is the man for the…
- Mike
- August 24, 2014
- 24
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: Walters Mightier Than Thou
Here we are in the home stretch of yet another year in fantasy baseball, and we are left with decisions that we would have never considered…
- J-FOH
- August 24, 2014
- 84
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Startapalooza, Week 22: Dog Days
This is happening on the other side of my laptop as I sit here writing the Two-Startapalooza... Yes, that is a dog dry-humping Boo the…
- Pete Nice
- August 23, 2014
- 34
DraftKings
DraftKings – Jimi Hendricks Into Your Lineup
What a night! I spent last evening at Razzball's Boston stop of the #32in32in32 tour kicking it with the one and only Nick Capozzi, Smokey…
- Geoff
- August 23, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Myers Can Wil You to Fantasy Glory
Last night, I finally took a break after nearly 30 non-stop hours of watching the Every Simpsons Ever marathon to watch at bat. Much like…
- Dan Pants
- August 23, 2014
- 58
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
I’m On An Avisail Boat, Buy-atch!
If Miggy were a Russian nesting doll, the first doll under him would be Avisail Garcia. They look like so similar they could do Sister,…
- Grey
- August 22, 2014
- 655
DraftKings
DraftKings – Hot Carrasco Sauce Goes With Everything
I see you. Yes you. The one in the back who watches Hentai. I'm going to kindly ask you to leave. I know where you're…
- Sky
- August 22, 2014
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A Benoit Out Of Hand Isn’t Worth A Quackenbush
Amish text states vociferously that a Quackenbush should not render thou's biblical nature moot. Stating, "Eroticism is the devil's electricity, and our brains should not…
- Grey
- August 22, 2014
- 247
Closers
Closer Report: Week 21
For some strange reason, I have the great Willie Nelson song in my head... On The Road again. Why, you ask? Because I am out perusing…
- Smokey
- August 21, 2014
- 29
DraftKings
DraftKings – Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard
Last week in the comments of this post we talked about everything but DraftKings because at this point of the season we have lost all…
- J-FOH
- August 21, 2014
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Who Misses Garrett? The Facts Of Life Mock You!
"Richards is talking to trainers but remains on back. Injury appears to be serious." That's how the news was tweeted out yesterday by the Angels…
- Grey
- August 21, 2014
- 441
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Midweek Prospect Primer: Week 20
The MiLB season may be winding down, but "the kids" continue to battle in an effort to catch everyone's eye before off-season organizational meetings that…
- Chris
- August 20, 2014
- 35
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Lineup Maximizer: How Gross is Robbie Grossman?
#75 (L) – Hou – OF – @NYY (McCarthy-R) – 1:05 PM – 1% owned The answer is… it doesn’t matter. You’re adding him to your fantasy lineup, not…
- paul
- August 20, 2014
- 8
DraftKings
DraftKings – Use the LaRoche Clip or Get Burned
Grizzly Adams did have a beard, and so does ($4,800), who’s hitting at an insane clip this month (.636 SLG and .348 ISO). He’s also…
- BTXJ
- August 20, 2014
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Chris Tillman Story
Chris Tillman went 8 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 9 Ks, lowering his ERA to 3.55 while dropping his 2nd half ERA to 2.14 in…
- Grey
- August 20, 2014
- 576
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
One Man’s Trash: Aoki Dokey
After a disappointing first half Norichika Aoki has really turned it on, resulting in a +46% spike in ownership which made him this week's most added player. Most fantasy owners…
- Mike
- August 19, 2014
- 72
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update: The Hate-man Cometh
Long before I became a hack over here at Razzball, I was a frequent commenter known as "Jack Full of Hate". J-FOH is an acronym…
- J-FOH
- August 19, 2014
- 62
DraftKings
DraftKings – Priming Max Power
I’ve tried it all gentlemen and lady (possibly +4). We’ve looked at splits, BvP, wOBA, ISO, wRC+ and we’ve even tried the “due” argument. While…
- Schlurricane
- August 19, 2014
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Marte Party
When you get a little cumin, coriander, curry, power and speed in the same dish, you got a Marte party! Whatever happened to that Next…
- Grey
- August 19, 2014
- 636
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Danny Salazar Has AAA In His Name!
Shameless cross-pollination! Yes, just as shameless as Tony Parker cross-pollinating Brent Barry's wife, I'm hijacking the open of my post to let you know Fantasy…
- JB Gilpin
- August 18, 2014
- 72
Steals
Dyson Still Sucking Up The Steals
We discuss Jarrod Dyson a lot in this column. He's truly what cheap steals are all about. In limited plate appearances he is able to…
- Mike
- August 18, 2014
- 14
DraftKings
DraftKings – Chicago White Stacks
Well that's a new one. No player. Nope. Not giving you a pitcher. Ok, I kinda am. Sale is da bomb dot gov. But you…
- Sky
- August 18, 2014
- 42
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
For Trevor Stung
Hello, I’m Keith Morrison of Dateline. Today’s story is about a young closer who had the life that we all dream about -- money, girls,…
- Grey
- August 18, 2014
- 551
