“When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers” - Oscar Wilde Ralph Lifshitz and I started last week’s podcast by praying to…
Here's a picture of Reds' outfielder, Jesse Winker: The first thing people notice about him is he looks drunk and half-Asian. He was throwing back…
The trade deadline usually makes a real hash out of bullpens, and this year was no different. Closers become just ordinary relievers. Ordinary relievers become…
Is it just me or does it seem like the St. Louis Cardinals have a prospect tree growing somewhere in Memphis? Last week I had…
One of the best pieces of DFS advice I can give is that it’s always helpful to look at the slate on a macro-level first…
True story, I was minding my own business in my backyard recently -- mowing the lawn, wiping my brow with the bottom of my shredded…
Crabs gon' eat, whether you like it or not. The best advice I can give is move out of the way when they come through…
Camelot is the supposed castle and court of the legendary and romanticized King Arthur. Over time, it's come to mean "any idyllic place or period,…
Today Dr. Easy and I are taking a deep dive into the Razzball Season-to-Date Player Rater, the good ol’ STD PR. We’re focusing on the…
If you need a refresher on how insane Alex Wood's season has been, I got you. Wood has a 2.38 ERA in 98 1/3 innings…
The Book of Job says, "We will send out at least one email a day to all your contacts whether you like it or not."…
A few weeks ago, Grey listed in both the Buy and the Sell sections of the same column. It was a great reminder of how…
The injury bug bit HARD this week. Every player on this list is a player whose absence will have huge fantasy implications. The playoffs are…
Pitching options tonight are not for the faint of heart. We have a bunch of guys who can allow 5-6 runs and be knocked out…
Ozzies sure seem to always be MIs. Oswaldo Arcia must not have been allowed to change his name, he should've switched with Orlando. I'm at…
Never judge a book by it's cover. F that.The first thing I do is immediately judge a book by its cover because on the cover…
The MLB trade deadline has come and gone and that typically means a lot of scrambling for those in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. Closers are…
In the real world, the realm of 20 homers and 20 stolen bases has now become a cheap rack of cheaters at your local pharmacy.…
I'll give you the skinny: Gio Gonzalez threw eight innings of ecstasy last night. Mad props if you actually saw that coming. Baseball is a…
In between offending billions of people, making fun of An Inconvenient Truth, and bemoaning net neutrality, Grey Albright and I manage to rundown all of…
Baseball's parity is better than any other sport. You can go into the season like, say, the Rockies. No chance at all of the playoffs…
Maybe Carlos Rodon is a bit more high, ahhh, ummm, profile than the usual pitching, ahhh, ummm, profile candidate I cover. After all, at points…
Now that we are a few weeks into the second half, we are able to take a look at players and their rest of season…
My dislike for catchers in DFS is well documented. Thankfully, FantasyDraft has an awesome format that doesn't require me to waste money or a roster…
Adrian Beltre was promoted to the Dodgers the same year I moved to Los Angeles. I distinctly remember listening to AM sports radio a lot that…
When I saw Dunkirk last weekend, I realized how important a great score and sound editing can be to a movie. Similar to how anxious…
As a millennial, I’m too young to know what Monty Python is, all I know is that I’ve heard the name before. My Google search…
There is a decent chance that the MLB Trade Deadline throws some wrenches into our list this week. Yu Darvish is currently on the list…
Jose Siri is locked in, not just because he's found a way to avoid iPhone jokes for a majority of the season, but because lately…
With sixteen weeks in the books we have made it to the end of this contest's regular season. For all but sixteen of you, thanks…
I was craving sashimi last night, so I sauntered to my local sushi joint. When I walked through the door, I heard the familiar, "Irrashaimase…
You know how some days you stand in front of the fridge with the door open (until your wife/husband/love-ah/mum/dad/other shouts at you for letting the cold…
A major influx of high impact offensive talent just recently hit the big leagues (Yoan Moncada, Rafael Devers, Lewis Brinson, Derek Fisher, Harrison Bader, Jordan…
Will Grey poop on? Not this DeJong! But, c'mon, we just have to look at Paul DeJong for one brief moment: Dude looks like he…
The deadline is right around the corner, I know this because it said it would be right back and asked me to watch it's dog…
While looking at the top OPS guys over the past two weeks top A’s prospect Matt Chapman stood out; his 1.190 OPS ranks 12th, his…
Raise your hand if you did not trust Danny Salazar ($8,200) in his first start off the DL facing the Blue Jays. I’ll admit, I…
The fans that arrived early yesterday at Nationals Park were puzzled to find what appeared to be a show on HGTV. The newest Property Brother,…
As any person over 6 feet will tell you, being tall is overrated. Your entire life comes with bigger expectations that due to your height…
The NKOTB (New Kids on the Block), (31.5% owned - increase of 25.9%) and (29.3% owned - increase of 25.5%), were the two most added…