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DraftKings

DraftKings: Picks for 5/22

Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! Just like always, we've got a very hearty 11-game slate on our hands today, with a number of stud…

  • Zach
  • May 22, 2016
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Down On The Farm: They Forgot About Rey(es)

After serving a 50 game suspension because all he do is smoke mad izm, the Cardinals top prospect Alex Reyes returns this afternoon for AAA…

  • Geoff
  • May 22, 2016
  • 139
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Two-Start Pitchers, Week 8: It’s Teheran Up My Heart

It was almost 20 years ago. Aaaah, middle school. I remember it like yesterday. Or, well, like twenty years ago. Sweater vests, braces, and bleached…

  • M@
  • May 21, 2016
  • 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Maybin This Time Will Be Different

 was 3-for-4 Friday night with his fourth stolen base in four games. Did someone say SAGNOF? Since his return from the disabled list last Monday, Killa Cam…

  • Dan Pants
  • May 21, 2016
  • 71
DraftKings

DraftKings: Chappie 2-Pitching Debut

In a world where humans are fed up with umps missing calls and players getting injured ... Chappie takes the mound! Some people are preaching…

  • Gern Blanston
  • May 21, 2016
  • 0
Closers

Closer Report, Week 7 – Call On Me, Colome

Besides that Eric Prydz catchy a** song, the bullpen situation/decision in Tampa is drawing nearer and dearer to our closer hearts.  The return of the…

  • Smokey
  • May 21, 2016
  • 37
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Trea Buynifique

My years of sitting in French cafes, smoking really long cigarettes and wearing a beret, while sneering at children and puppies, has taken its toll.…

  • Grey
  • May 20, 2016
  • 634
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Frankencatcher: You Picked Up Realmuto A Couple Weeks Ago, Right?

A few weeks ago, I was but a wee lad writing my first article for Razzball, and you were reading that article because you were…

  • mikeMaher
  • May 20, 2016
  • 35
DraftKings

DraftKings: Don’t Be A Lazy Bird, Get On The Cole Trane

You have to appreciate the classics. I wouldn’t say I’m a jazz nerd or anything, but I do listen to the genre, am familiar with…

  • MattTruss
  • May 20, 2016
  • 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Junior’s His Name, Don’t Guerra Out

Junior Guerra has a backstory that puts the odd in odyssey.  The Braves signed him as a 16-year-old catcher out of Venezuela.  In 2006, he…

  • Grey
  • May 20, 2016
  • 450
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Bear or Bull: For Whom The Beltre Tolls

If you're experiencing a sudden case of déjà vu, you might want to schedule a visit with a neurologist. According to Wikipedia, it could be…

  • Big Magoo
  • May 19, 2016
  • 35
Razzball Elite League

2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 7

BREAKING NEWS! We have an REL franchise for sale by the owner. Unfortunately, the owner of the KANSAS CITY ROYALS is ready to step down…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 19, 2016
  • 29
DraftKings

DraftKings: Jhou-Please Get Shelled

The Los Angeles Dodgers have a lineup full of left-handed hitters who at some point or another knew how to hit very well. Currently, they…

  • wheyen3
  • May 19, 2016
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

(Dy)Sunrise, (Tolle)Sunset

Tolleson had his cookies tossed for the last time on Tuesday.  Or maybe Shawn Tolleson caused his owners' cookies to be tossed?  Sounds too passive,…

  • Grey
  • May 19, 2016
  • 646
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Disgrace And Delight: The Triumphant Return Of Beddict

Greetings!!! Your liege lord, Beddict, has fallen on disastrous times. My goodmen, I was robbed by a thief in the night, the kind of criminal…

  • LT Murray IV
  • May 18, 2016
  • 50
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

2016 Fantasy Baseball Prospect: The Legend of Benny Baseball

I didn't want to open this post with just any old sentence. I needed to come up with an unbelievable opening. Something that screamed brilliance.…

  • Geoff
  • May 18, 2016
  • 57
NEWS

Gung Ho For Jung-ho

If you walk out that door, you're going to miss a great comeback. Hunt Stevenson kicked ass. And even though he didn't actually meet the…

  • malamoney
  • May 18, 2016
  • 46
DraftKings

DraftKings: #Barves New World

I remember a time not long ago. A time when the #Barves were the Braves. I think said time predates the hashtag phenomenon which makes…

  • Sky
  • May 18, 2016
  • 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

K(HR)is K(HR)is K(HR)is

"Hey, I'll take two home runs from Khris Davis and be more than happy.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I'll take one homer.  Gently farting…

  • Grey
  • May 18, 2016
  • 738
2023 Fantasy Baseball

One Man’s Trash: Jackie’s All Grown Up

Does anyone remember the sitcom That '70s Show? It was a harmless enough little show, despite the fact that it unleashed Ashton Kutcher upon the…

  • Big Magoo
  • May 17, 2016
  • 61
Our Leagues

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 6

Are you feeling a little like Jose Bautista as the page turns to week 6 of the fantasy baseball season?  Perhaps you aren’t sure where…

  • MattTruss
  • May 17, 2016
  • 22
DraftKings

DraftKings: Mad Bumming It In San Diego

The amount of elite pitching available on Tuesday is absurd. First off, it's Kershaw Day and that means you have to decide whether you want…

  • AskRotoBaseball
  • May 17, 2016
  • 0
All Podcasts

Podcast: “Can You Get A Pulitzer Without Even Being Able To Say It Right?!”

All of Razzball Nation is feeling punchy this morning after a nice and violent weekend! On today's show, Grey and I talk the Texas brawl,…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 17, 2016
  • 30
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Shelling Duvall

A Duvall hasn't looked this good since Popeye starring Robin Williams.  You thought I was going Robert Duvall and I steered it into Crazytown with Shelley…

  • Grey
  • May 17, 2016
  • 696
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Rubby Bein’ A Giant Surprise …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 7

Nothing is a better, giant surprise than a Rubby in the morning! Rubby De La Rosa has always been a guy with a power fastball…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 16, 2016
  • 202
Creeper of the Week

Runnin’ To Get Hicks For My Woes …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 7

You know how that should go. Countin' money you know how it goes. Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed. Couldn't have said…

  • M@
  • May 16, 2016
  • 98
Closers

SAGNOF Report: Smoke Show Stealing The, Well… Show

You see that old rocking chair in the corner? That's me, mister reliable.  Made of wood and literally been around these parts since the dawn of…

  • Smokey
  • May 16, 2016
  • 19
DraftKings

DraftKings: Stacks On Stacks On Stacks

Typically I lead every Monday with a solid Starting Pitcher pick but since today's starters are underwhelming at best, we're going to concentrate on some…

  • Teddy Heater
  • May 16, 2016
  • 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Orange You Glad You Didn’t Squeeze Out Valencia

Danny Valencia had himself a nice little weekend.  On Friday, he hit two homers, then yesterday he became only the third player to ever have a…

  • Grey
  • May 16, 2016
  • 841
This Week in Razzball

This Week In Razz: Week 6

We're now through six weeks of the baseball season which is the point where I consider making big changes to my team. No, I don't…

  • Viz
  • May 15, 2016
  • 25
OPS Leagues

OPS Leaguers Unite! Old Men Hitting Homers!

One of my longtime rules of fantasy baseball (and this one is shared by many) is to avoid older hitters.  David Ortiz?  Never drafted him…

  • Phil B.
  • May 15, 2016
  • 15
DraftKings

DraftKings: Daily Picks for 5/15

Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday! I'll be frank with you guys, this slate does not instill confidence in me. There are some very good…

  • Zach
  • May 15, 2016
  • 4
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

2016 MLB Draft Preview: Part Two Braxton Garrett, Wentz, Kirilloff

Today we pickup where we left off last Wednesday, with the second part of our 2016 MLB draft preview. I tried to write the entire…

  • Geoff
  • May 15, 2016
  • 66
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Start Pitchers, Week 7: Ha-Kenta Maeda, What a Wonderful Phrase!

"It means no worries for the rest of your days. It's our problem free...philosophy! Ha Kenta Maeda!" That's how the song goes, right? You know,…

  • M@
  • May 14, 2016
  • 43
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Nifty Ks Of Jon Gray

 pitched seven innings Friday night versus the Mets, allowing just five hits, two runs, a walk and struck out eight in his first win, in well, in…

  • Dan Pants
  • May 14, 2016
  • 85
DraftKings

DraftKings: Sippin’ on Coca-Nola

It's 2016 and everyone is raving about their kale and quinoa diet, and if you're drinking anything other than water you may die. But today…

  • Gern Blanston
  • May 14, 2016
  • 0
Closers

Bullpen Report, Week 6 – Deep Friars Of Holds

Well we weren't talking about deep fried empanadas.  We were talking about the retro-chich lads from that Navy town of San Diego...  Yes, those Padres…

  • Smokey
  • May 14, 2016
  • 56
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

When SAGNOF Hits Your Buy, That’s Villar, Ay?

Hold the Internet presses (which is just posting a silly video; that makes the internet stop)!  Jonathan Villar isn't owned in more than 50% of…

  • Grey
  • May 13, 2016
  • 764
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues

Points Leagues: Jose Can You See

Remember when was the bee's knees. The cat's pajamas. The top dog. A lot can happen in two weeks. As a matter of fact, Harper's not…

  • malamoney
  • May 13, 2016
  • 26
DraftKings

DraftKings: Friday the 13th – Pitching is a Horror Show

There is one legitimate ace going tonight and his name is Chris Sale. Sale is sharpening up his machete, Jason style, to make mincemeat of…

  • MattTruss
  • May 13, 2016
  • 2