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Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 2
The early stages of the MiLB season have brought loads of speculation with regard to and , and which prospect the Cardinals will summon to…
- Scott Evans
- April 13, 2014
- 73
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 3
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. “ is a bust,” fantasy expert Cocker…
- Pete Nice
- April 12, 2014
- 58
OPS Leagues
Goodnight, Sweet Prince Fielder
So long, farewell, goodnight, . One of the most disappointing starts to the 2014 season has been Mr. Fielder with his .162/.205/.216 line. To exacerbate…
- Tom Jacks
- April 12, 2014
- 77
Daily Notes
Cashner’s Shutout is Money in the Bank
Most of the league's top aces took the hill last night, but none were more impressive than the Padres' , who threw a one-hit shutout, tossing…
- Dan Pants
- April 12, 2014
- 59
DraftKings
DraftKings- Jack of All Trades, Masterson of None
So this DraftKings thing is new to the ole Smoke dog. I am not much of a gambler; I gamble every morning wondering if I…
- Smokey
- April 12, 2014
- 28
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Middle Infeiders
As of 4/10, these middle infielders are all owned in less than 10% of ESPN leagues, and contingent on the context, I would conditionally own…
- Dano
- April 12, 2014
- 55
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Gyorko Is Also The Buy Store’s Best Seller
This has less to do with than it has to do with panicking. You drafted Gyorko this year because of what he's done in the…
- Grey
- April 11, 2014
- 780
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Game of Thrones: Prince Jose Fernandez Stars as the Teal Viper of House Marlin
"I'm a prince, boy. Have you ever been with a prince? …Take off your clothes." No, this isn't Tehol quoting Tehol, regurgitating the way I speak…
- LT Murray IV
- April 11, 2014
- 89
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sitting On My Porcello Thrown
First off: Poop joke. Secondly: next poop joke. Good, now is it out of your system? Well if it ain't, pinch it off we've got…
- Sky
- April 11, 2014
- 62
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A’s Go To Committee Cause Johnson Looks Shi…Not Pretty
Hello, Total Fiasco, it's nice of you to join us. Can I just call you Total? You prefer your full name? Can I get you…
- Grey
- April 11, 2014
- 406
Middle Relievers
Bullpen Report
We are going to take a break from the closenado news to bring the middle-reliever news and updates for those of you that are in…
- Smokey
- April 10, 2014
- 89
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Corner Infielders
I don’t practice Santeria. I ain’t got no crystal ball. Well, if I had $6, I’d spend it all... …I’d spend it on these Corner…
- Dano
- April 10, 2014
- 34
DraftKings
DraftKings – Even a Roto Junkie Can Find a New Fix
When Sky came to me and asked if I was interested in DraftKings I said "sure, sounds like fun". When I received the e-mail asking…
- J-FOH
- April 10, 2014
- 37
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
It’s Always Thumb Thing With Hamilton
Lots of people tried to explain to me why you don't slide into first base. I still don't get it, so apparently I'm dense. Is…
- Grey
- April 10, 2014
- 834
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: All Tomorrow’s Martes
was one of my favorite sleepers last year, Grey’s too. He looked really good during his 2012 rookie trial, hitting six triples and five homers in…
- Jeremy
- April 9, 2014
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Peepin’ Prospects: Rafael Montero
Rafael Montero | RHP, Mets | Born: 10/17/1990 The assumption around foresighted fantasy circles is that Mets ace-in-the-making, Noah Syndergaard, will force his way into…
- Scott Evans
- April 9, 2014
- 38
DraftKings
DraftKings – Happy Hump Day Stacking
[Sky's Note: I'm not wearing any pants. Wait, that's not the note I came to give you. And how could I carry said note without…
- The Guru
- April 9, 2014
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Brew Who?! Don’t Cry For Braun
hit his first two home runs off Kyle Kendrick -- you know, that Kendrick sure sticks out for a sore thumb -- and then Braun…
- Grey
- April 9, 2014
- 800
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast – The One Where Nick Is Really, Really Excited To Be In Colorado
I know, you're mostly thinking every minute of the day that my number one contribution to the world is my mustache. Number two is my…
- Grey
- April 8, 2014
- 369
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 2: And So It Begins…
Well, it sorta began last week, but there wasn't really anything to report. We had one day of stats and a whole lot of J-FOH…
- Jay
- April 8, 2014
- 45
DraftKings
DraftKings – C’mon! Do The Stack and Tilt!
Back when Tiger was actually playing in The Masters… Back when he was getting it in all the holes that span the globe before the…
- Schlurricane
- April 8, 2014
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
K-Rob Ruins Yank And Groin Combo
Here's me yesterday looking to pick up the new Yankee closer.... *types Kelly into waivers box, presses Enter* Inner monologue, "Joe Kelly?! No, I don't…
- Grey
- April 8, 2014
- 502
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Nathan Eovaldi Brings Da Heat!
Oh man, we're back baby! I just wet my pants a little bit. The first Pitcher Profile is here! I haven't been this nervous since…
- JB Gilpin
- April 7, 2014
- 172
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Ambulance Chasers
I'm the new guy here at Razzball, but there's no need to be stuffing me in lockers or treating me to a lunch time swirly…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 7, 2014
- 32
Steals
Dee Gordon: Prince of SAGNOF
It may only be for two games, but draws a nice match-up against the Tigers to start the week. Gordon is already in mid-season SAGNOF…
- Mike
- April 7, 2014
- 55
DraftKings
DraftKings: Week Two, Monday Monday Monday
DraftKings: Week One is in the books. The MLB 2014 season is now only a wee one week old and aww look it’s drooling. Or…
- thereason
- April 7, 2014
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Wince Some, You Bruise Thumb
You're about to get busted. Do you go harder, become more brazen, with the illegal activity or attempt to clean up your act quickly so…
- Grey
- April 7, 2014
- 696
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Smoak Monster at the White Trash Super Bowl
The greatest sporting event in the history of mankind takes place tonight (if all of mankind lived in a Louisiana trailer park and were named…
- The Guru
- April 6, 2014
- 160
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: Come Avisail Away With Me
I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea, I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me. The Virgin…
- J-FOH
- April 6, 2014
- 59
DraftKings
DraftKings: It’s The Masters, Son
The golf geeks will flock to Augusta this week for the year's first Major, but who wants to watch a bunch of dudes in plaid…
- Mike
- April 6, 2014
- 26
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 1
It's Saturday morning while I'm putting this post together, which means that the Minor League Baseball season is just two days old, and during those…
- Scott Evans
- April 6, 2014
- 55
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Startapalooza — Week 2
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. It feels like there’s a lot…
- Pete Nice
- April 5, 2014
- 90
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: In The Aeroplane Over The Lake
From the 30,000 foot view, it’s hard to see imperfections. This applies to corporate jargon (I’m a customer-facing, solution-oriented go-getter), this year’s Lollapalooza lineup, and…
- Tom Jacks
- April 5, 2014
- 30
Daily Notes
Colorado High on Charlie Blackmon
There really is no place like home if you play for the Rockies. aka Chuck Nazty knows this better than anyone, and helped Colorado drop…
- Dan Pants
- April 5, 2014
- 46
DraftKings
DraftKings – Let’s Draw Stras
Picture this. comes to you and says up close, I want you to draw me like one of your French Girls wearing this. At this…
- Sky
- April 5, 2014
- 37
Catchers
Deep Impact By Position: Catchers
Make sure you check out Scott Evans’ Prospect ETA’s for a sense of potential high impact call-ups. I’m going to focus on prospects and MLB…
- Dano
- April 5, 2014
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Italian Marlin In Buycar Named Desire
See Nate Eovaldi throw 99 MPH! Stop. In a part! Stop. Never before seen! Stop. As he takes on the role! Stop. Of Stanley Fastballski!…
- Grey
- April 4, 2014
- 709
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Blowing Smoak in Seattle
Of all the teams to predict to sweep their first series, who would have guessed the Mariners as one of those clubs? Well, aside from our resident…
- Josh O.
- April 4, 2014
- 5
DraftKings
DraftKings – Danny Salivate…I mean Salazar
Seriously, I'm drooling over here. Maybe it's the medication. Nurse Ratched, bring me my drooling bib! Sorry, got locked up in the looney bin after…
- Sky
- April 4, 2014
- 67
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Crazy Patience Pays With Frazier, Cheers!
It's nice when your chickens come home to roost. Sure, chickens coming home to roost is usually used to indicate a negative, but whoever heard…
- Grey
- April 4, 2014
- 505
