The REL post is back, and we've got a team streaking! Unfortunately they're streaking in Canada, which is only safe for nudity 1-2 months out…
When J.D. Martinez really began hitting well for the Tigers, there was a lot of fishing around for where the production came from. He was…
Oh my God, Drew Smyly is more like Smyly Corleone. Every time you think you're out, he pulls you right back in. Fredo, you went…
So here we are more or less half way through the minor league season, Super Two has come and gone, and we wait for those…
A good salesman can sell ice to an eskimo. Notice I did not say honest salesman. I also said salesman instead of salesperson. Hopefully that…
My baller has a first name, it's W-I-L. My baller has a second name, it's M-Y-E-R-S. Oh I love to watch him everyday, and if…
No, this is not a cheerleading move that requires an upside down split at the top of a human pyramid or some new fangled dessert…
Jonathan Papelbon hit the DL and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Though, I'm using the archaic definition of nicer. An adjective which was once…
Megadeth is one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time. The group, which was formed and fronted by lead vocalist/guitarist (and Metallica castoff)…
You can cram this week’s recap up your cram hole! There I said it. There’s no burying the lede this week. Last year’s champ is…
Splits are a real thing in baseball. Everyone knows that. There are players that get paid to strictly get out left-handed hitters. There are right-handed…
Jam-packed! Special edition! New segment! Cliche free! Well, this Podcast write-up surely isn't cliche free, but we have an awesome podcast this morning! Our prospect…
Aw, man, now we're left with the ominous team updates of "Giancarlo Stanton is not in lineup, no other news available." I think I need to have…
Bases haven't been nearly full at all in Michael Fulmer's starts this past month! After a rocky beginning to his Major League career, Fulmer has…
Listen, I love a good gif. More than most. But if I put the gif of Rhianna singing, nay, dancing in her music video for…
It is more simple then just correlating the "every stolen base is essential" represents a swipe to the right. It goes farther the that, for…
I'll admit Wei-Yin and Win might be a bit of a stretch, but I've got winning on my mind and all of us grinders just…
Jake McGee hit the DL with a sprained MCL. Damn, 1150 was a very bad year for him. Wait, a new closer that no one owns…
Ten weeks of the baseball season are in the books. Ten weeks! The craziness at the top of our Player Rater is remarkable being over…
One of the greatest artists of the last twenty years has essentially been missing from the music scene for the last decade. In the mid-to-late…
Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! After a week off in which I studied game film of the 2003 Grey Cup QF's (single greatest game…
So it happened.... What????? The 2016 MLB Draft stoopid! I mean I am Ralph Lifshitz Prospector Esquire, and what else would I be talking about…
So now I’m an official Long Beach resident I figure I have to do two things: One, change my Logo; the second was trying to…
continued his early success last night going 2-for-4, with two home runs, and four RBI. I felt it was appropriate to go with the biblical headline because…
He's not just good for making shoes! Matt Shoemaker has been making batters look silly. His swinging strike % is at an all-time high of…
is basically the fat of the fantasy set-up world. The goods are there, it just takes time and some settling before we all realize it…
Wikipedia says groupthink is, "A psychological phenomenon that occurs within a group of people in which the desire for harmony or conformity in the group…
Greetings! Back at it again with the fresh Disgrace/Delight posts. Naaaaaaasty! We are here, my goodmen, to discuss the downfalls and risings of some of…
Before anyone accuses me of forgetting to replace the title of this post, slow your roll. That is the title. You don't like it? Guess who…
There’s a trio of aces going tonight and it’s really picking your own poison as to which of them you choose (Kershaw, Strasburg, Sale). I…
And, with the first pick of the MLB draft, the Philadelphia Phillies take... Someone that was born in 1998. I have a bottle of ketchup…
Cincinnati Reds first baseman Joey Votto has been a model of consistency throughout the majority of his MLB career. This has been especially true in…
We're back with the REL updates! I know what you're thinking, "blah-ty blah, JB's vanity league, blah-ty blah." Well, you're right! But we have two…
I am admittedly a massive fan of The Beautiful Game, the game that they call football in most of the world, albeit not in the…
Yesterday, Wil Myers went 2-for-4 and his 11th and 12th homers as he hits .294. How many posts does Wil Myers have with his post-hype sleeper? More than…
In just 24 hours MLB draft madness will be upon us. While it certainly has the least amount of fanfare among the four major sports,…
How do you like your eggs? Sonny side up or with a side of space cakes? I guess that depends if you're from Oakland or…
As the season progresses, we get these lovely things called 'stats'. And with those stats, as they build and build, we get 'stabilization of stats'.…
Albert Almora was called up yesterday by the Cubs, and he's the latest barely in-his-20s, big-time Cubs prospect. Albert Almora also anagrams to Barrel T.…
Despite my best efforts, I can no longer avoid writing about this week's most added player, Cincinnati Reds outfielder Adam Duvall (68.9% owned; +45.8% over…