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2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 11

The REL post is back, and we've got a team streaking!  Unfortunately they're streaking in Canada, which is only safe for nudity 1-2 months out…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 16, 2016
  • 14
DraftKings

DraftKings: Miggy and His Clone

When J.D. Martinez really began hitting well for the Tigers, there was a lot of fishing around for where the production came from. He was…

  • wheyen3
  • June 16, 2016
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Rays Drew A Smyly Face On A 12 K Box Score

Oh my God, Drew Smyly is more like Smyly Corleone.  Every time you think you're out, he pulls you right back in.  Fredo, you went…

  • Grey
  • June 16, 2016
  • 621
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Top 25 Fantasy Baseball Prospects for 2016

So here we are more or less half way through the minor league season, Super Two has come and gone, and we wait for those…

  • Geoff
  • June 15, 2016
  • 118
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Selling Ice To An Eskimo

A good salesman can sell ice to an eskimo. Notice I did not say honest salesman. I also said salesman instead of salesperson. Hopefully that…

  • malamoney
  • June 15, 2016
  • 22
2023 Fantasy Baseball

No Whammies! Week 11: Sing Along Time

My baller has a first name, it's W-I-L. My baller has a second name, it's M-Y-E-R-S. Oh I love to watch him everyday, and if…

  • Son
  • June 15, 2016
  • 4
DraftKings

DraftKings: Mile High Reverse Splits

No, this is not a cheerleading move that requires an upside down split at the top of a human pyramid or some new fangled dessert…

  • MattTruss
  • June 15, 2016
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Papel Schism With Intercostal Church

Jonathan Papelbon hit the DL and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.  Though, I'm using the archaic definition of nicer.  An adjective which was once…

  • Grey
  • June 15, 2016
  • 507
2023 Fantasy Baseball

One Man’s Trash: Profar, So Good… So What!

Megadeth is one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time. The group, which was formed and fronted by lead vocalist/guitarist (and Metallica castoff)…

  • Big Magoo
  • June 14, 2016
  • 63
Our Leagues

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 10

You can cram this week’s recap up your cram hole!  There I said it.  There’s no burying the lede this week.  Last year’s champ is…

  • MattTruss
  • June 14, 2016
  • 18
DraftKings

DraftKings: Split It (Danny), Split It Real Good

Splits are a real thing in baseball. Everyone knows that. There are players that get paid to strictly get out left-handed hitters. There are right-handed…

  • AskRotoBaseball
  • June 14, 2016
  • 0
All Podcasts

Podcast: “That Sounded Like A Grey Tantrum”

Jam-packed! Special edition! New segment! Cliche free! Well, this Podcast write-up surely isn't cliche free, but we have an awesome podcast this morning! Our prospect…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 14, 2016
  • 57
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Addressing The Giancarlo In The Room

Aw, man, now we're left with the ominous team updates of "Giancarlo Stanton is not in lineup, no other news available."  I think I need to have…

  • Grey
  • June 14, 2016
  • 612
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Bases Fulmer …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 11

Bases haven't been nearly full at all in Michael Fulmer's starts this past month! After a rocky beginning to his Major League career, Fulmer has…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 13, 2016
  • 145
Creeper of the Week

Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth! …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 11

Listen, I love a good gif. More than most. But if I put the gif of Rhianna singing, nay, dancing in her music video for…

  • M@
  • June 13, 2016
  • 50
Steals

SAGNOF Report: Steals, The Tinder Of Fantasy

It is more simple then just correlating the "every stolen base is essential" represents a swipe to the right.  It goes farther the that, for…

  • Smokey
  • June 13, 2016
  • 9
DraftKings

DraftKings: All I Do Is Wei-Yin, Wei-Yin, Wei-Yin, No Matter What

I'll admit Wei-Yin and Win might be a bit of a stretch, but I've got winning on my mind and all of us grinders just…

  • Teddy Heater
  • June 13, 2016
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Estevez In Young Guns 3: Me & Hobbly McGee

Jake McGee hit the DL with a sprained MCL.  Damn, 1150 was a very bad year for him.  Wait, a new closer that no one owns…

  • Grey
  • June 13, 2016
  • 603
This Week in Razzball

This Week in Razz, Week 10

Ten weeks of the baseball season are in the books.  Ten weeks!  The craziness at the top of our Player Rater is remarkable being over…

  • Viz
  • June 12, 2016
  • 10
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Two-Start Pitchers, Week 11: Stroman My Pain

One of the greatest artists of the last twenty years has essentially been missing from the music scene for the last decade. In the mid-to-late…

  • M@
  • June 12, 2016
  • 16
DraftKings

DraftKings: Gas Cans Galore

Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! After a week off in which I studied game film of the 2003 Grey Cup QF's (single greatest game…

  • Zach
  • June 12, 2016
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

2016 MLB Draft: It Happened, No Really!!!!

So it happened.... What????? The 2016 MLB Draft stoopid! I mean I am Ralph Lifshitz Prospector Esquire, and what else would I be talking about…

  • Geoff
  • June 12, 2016
  • 79
OPS Leagues

OPS Leaguers Unite! So Much Drama In The LBC

So now I’m an official Long Beach resident I figure I have to do two things: One, change my Logo; the second was trying to…

  • Phil B.
  • June 11, 2016
  • 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jesus, Mary And Tommy Joseph

 continued his early success last night going 2-for-4, with two home runs, and four RBI. I felt it was appropriate to go with the biblical headline because…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 11, 2016
  • 86
DraftKings

DraftKings: Matt, the Maker of K’s

He's not just good for making shoes! Matt Shoemaker has been making batters look silly. His swinging strike % is at an all-time high of…

  • Gern Blanston
  • June 11, 2016
  • 1
Closers

Bullpen Report, Week 10 – Dellin The H, The Nonaddictive Kind… Sorta

is basically the fat of the fantasy set-up world. The goods are there, it just takes time and some settling before we all realize it…

  • Smokey
  • June 11, 2016
  • 34
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Oh Yeah! Buy Duff, Man!

Wikipedia says groupthink is, "A psychological phenomenon that occurs within a group of people in which the desire for harmony or conformity in the group…

  • Grey
  • June 10, 2016
  • 596
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Disgraces And Delights: The Longo Cometh

Greetings! Back at it again with the fresh Disgrace/Delight posts. Naaaaaaasty! We are here, my goodmen, to discuss the downfalls and risings of some of…

  • LT Murray IV
  • June 10, 2016
  • 31
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues

Points Leagues, Insert Witty Title Here

Before anyone accuses me of forgetting to replace the title of this post, slow your roll. That is the title. You don't like it? Guess who…

  • malamoney
  • June 10, 2016
  • 1
DraftKings

DraftKings: Aces Full Of Sevens

There’s a trio of aces going tonight and it’s really picking your own poison as to which of them you choose (Kershaw, Strasburg, Sale). I…

  • MattTruss
  • June 10, 2016
  • 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

I Feel A Draft — Get Me My Don’t Give A Shit Cardigan

And, with the first pick of the MLB draft, the Philadelphia Phillies take... Someone that was born in 1998.  I have a bottle of ketchup…

  • Grey
  • June 10, 2016
  • 312
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Bear or Bull: Domo Arigato, Mr. Joey Votto

Cincinnati Reds first baseman Joey Votto has been a model of consistency throughout the majority of his MLB career. This has been especially true in…

  • Big Magoo
  • June 9, 2016
  • 14
Razzball Elite League

2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 10

We're back with the REL updates!  I know what you're thinking, "blah-ty blah, JB's vanity league, blah-ty blah."  Well, you're right!  But we have two…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 9, 2016
  • 4
DraftKings

DraftKings: USMNT Fever

I am admittedly a massive fan of The Beautiful Game, the game that they call football in most of the world, albeit not in the…

  • wheyen3
  • June 9, 2016
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Myers Scares Up A Homer And A Sequel

Yesterday, Wil Myers went 2-for-4 and his 11th and 12th homers as he hits .294.  How many posts does Wil Myers have with his post-hype sleeper?  More than…

  • Grey
  • June 9, 2016
  • 655
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

MLB Draft Preview: The 2016 Mock Draft

In just 24 hours MLB draft madness will be upon us. While it certainly has the least amount of fanfare among the four major sports,…

  • Geoff
  • June 8, 2016
  • 57
2023 Fantasy Baseball

The One Gray Joy

How do you like your eggs? Sonny side up or with a side of space cakes? I guess that depends if you're from Oakland or…

  • malamoney
  • June 8, 2016
  • 26
DraftKings

DraftKings: Home Is Where The Heart Is…And Taijuan’s Stats

As the season progresses, we get these lovely things called 'stats'. And with those stats, as they build and build, we get 'stabilization of stats'.…

  • Sky
  • June 8, 2016
  • 12
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Will Alb-Alm Cover For Soler?

Albert Almora was called up yesterday by the Cubs, and he's the latest barely in-his-20s, big-time Cubs prospect.  Albert Almora also anagrams to Barrel T.…

  • Grey
  • June 8, 2016
  • 543
2023 Fantasy Baseball

One Man’s Trash: Adam Duvall, Mr. Curtain Call

Despite my best efforts, I can no longer avoid writing about this week's most added player, Cincinnati Reds outfielder Adam Duvall (68.9% owned; +45.8% over…

  • Big Magoo
  • June 7, 2016
  • 74