The image of eating salt always reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama quotes. The “Death by snu snu” scenes are easily my all-time…
Okay so who watched the fight? Anyone? Anyone? Let me begin today's post by thanking all the little people that delayed my progress on this…
If I had a nickel for every time I streamed Matt Moore this season I would have probably six or seven nickels by now. Most…
ALL CONTESTANTS, BE SURE YOU READ THIS FIRST PARAGRAPH. We are approaching week five of the playoffs. That is the final week for this contest.…
It's player's weekend, ya'll! These next few days are about letting loose and having fun and not taking this serious game so seriously. Hey, I'm…
I fired up the trusty Razzball Stream-o-Nator to glean its wisdom about the pitching slate for today, and nearly fell over. The top-ranked pitcher of the…
What do Ryen Russillo, Louis CK (allegedly), and Ralph Lifshitz all have in common? Hint: It has nothing to do with the fact that they…
Three. Let's get that out of the way right now, said like Gordon Ramsay. One Polanco to type, one Polanco to dictate the words and…
It is that time of the year when usual bullpen scenarios start to rear their ugly heads. The terms "falling back to earth" and "gassed"…
Back in 2012, was the Louis Vuitton of baseball, as he was rated the best prospect in all the land. After the 2013 minor league…
So it’s MLB Players Weekend, which I will admit is a legitimately great idea (of course the Cardinals have the least nicknames, because it's a…
Michael Conforto left yesterday's game on a swing and miss that dislocated his shoulder and a posterior capsule tear. Dude fell like he was punched in…
I'm going to open up with a somewhat blasphemous statement for a prospector, so bear with me loyal Prospect Disciples. Here it goes... Top 100…
We’re back, Dr. Easy and I, for another week of Razzball Player Rater deep-diving, looking for the unexpected gems at the bottom of the ocean…
The truth is, I don't give a shit whether you like tapes or CDs. You like what you like and that's what you like. Besides,…
The Padres might be away from home on Thursday, but they're still going to have to deal with a tsunami against Carlos Martinez ($9,800). Of…
Rich Hill threw a perfect game yesterday -- he pitched into the tenth inning and didn't get a blister. Are we measuring perfect games for…
This is the last issue of Ambulance Chasers for the MLB! I’ll be switching over to the NFL starting next week on Razzball Football. I'll…
Put down that Fantasy Football magazine!! (Do they even make fantasy sports magazines any more? Man, I miss walking to the mailbox in late February…
Zack Godley ($8,800) takes on the Mets tonight. He's dropped a serious poo in the pool since his fantastic July, surrendering 9 ER's in 17 IP…
Yesterday, Lucas Giolito went 6 IP, 4 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks as he was called up to take Reynaldo's rotation spot. The shine, as…
Looking for value in a baron steal world is not very fun. Scouring the waiver wire every day, wandering the earth looking for value or…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but it’s another week at the top of the Razzball Commenter Leagues Master Standings for Cram It.…
If your eyes weren't burned away from the eclipse, it's great to have you back and reading the write up. We have a full slate…
Grey blames his dog Ted for an “employment challenged” person setting fire to his condominium complex and storage unit this weekend. My weekend was equally…
We go over Adam Jones later on the podcast. Kidding, no one gives two effs about Adam Jones. I mean, I'm sure he's a pleasant…
It feels good to finally be able to use a Demi Lovato song in my title. Forget Chad Kuhl let's talk about Demi! What star…
I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name “Riz” so that I could use a “Nobody Beats The Rhys” headline, but it is apparently pronounced…
Taijuan Walker, $15,000, is an absolute steal against the Quad A Mets in Citi Field tonight! Granted, he's been scuffling a little bit as of…
As oft-misheard lyric is, "Eddie, are you okay? Are you okay, Eddie?" For those millennials who are reading, misheard lyrics were lyrics you thought you…
This year was an All-Star. Technically he was Dexter Fowler's replacement, but he was in uniform in Miami. Wait a minute! Bruce was not an…
Don’t look now, but we have 1 month and 10 days left of regular season baseball. What a scary thought! I’m sorry for ruining your…
Doesn't it seem like every summer the national press needs a narrative to link onto and dubs it the "year of the something or other"?…
If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn't mean to get your hopes up. does not represent the 609. If you are a…
Whilst doing some exhaustive research on mascots (i.e., I stumbled across this ranking of MLB mascots by a two-year-old, which you should read because you probably…
Greetings from beautiful New Jersey. If you say otherwise, as someone born and raised in New Jersey I am legally obligated to fight you with…
Open Up and Buy AH, because owning Aaron Hicks is Nothin' But A Good Time! Also, a good time is searching any girl's name from…
The inter-webs may something different, but I am here to learn you that it is going to be a committee instead of what the searched…
Now isn’t the time to let the mayonnaise malaise take over, now is the time to win your season! See where you need to make…
James Shields has given up a home run in 11 of 13 games this year. Outside of the first 2 games when he gave up…