I have returned, my good Razzballians, from an excursion I can only describe with great glee. Seriously, school girl level teeheehees were shared as I…
You know when Shin-Soo Choo (2-for-4, 2 runs and his 10th homer) is hitting homers there's a Dong Party going on. Dong Party is also…
Despite his recent clunker, Marcus Stroman was the most added player on ESPN with a 49% jump in ownership. It's well deserved, as the 23-year-old…
Day three of my mini-marathon posting, and I have to tip my cap to Grey. I have no idea how he does this six times a week.…
The 32 day party kicked off last night in the Pacific Northwest with many of the Razzb-All-Stars tearing up World Sports Grille. Nick Cappozzi, Guru,…
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, and the illustration next to it was Salvador Perez's abuelita. A little…
The big fellah is back! And um, I don't mean me... In one of my most anticipated starts in the past few months, returned from the…
Two of the smaller pieces that stand to gain value after Thursday's massive trade deadline are Tiger center fielders Ezequiel Carrera and Rajai Davis. The two will see…
Don't be confused, I don't want you to pass on today. I want you to inhale his awesomeness and value today and play play play…
Au Shucks, Au No, Au Crap, Au Whatever You Want To Say, it's Au Not So Good. Au contraire mon frere, it's auful. On Friday…
If the weather cooperates today, I'm hoping ($9,300) comes through as my ace in DFS games. There's a chance of storms for this match-up with…
Lately, I've been thinking about what a creeper of the week really is, and how best to put it out there for you readers. I'm…
The trade deadline was three days ago. By now fantasy experts like Trojan Croftbell and Cocky Karazola have picked over these deals until the bones…
It's not easy being Hensley Meulens. Not only is his name Hensley Meulens, he's also responsible for a Giants offense so inept of late that…
had the game of his life last night, going 5-for-5 with two home runs (5 & 6), 4 runs and 4 RBI. Somebody call a doctor,…
As I type this, I'm in a small, but expected depression as a disgruntled Mets fan living in Minnesota after today's non-waiver trade deadline. In…
With the Twins saying th-th-that's all Fuld, it opened up a spot for Kennys Vargas in their lineup. My God, they killed Kennys (with kindness…
You just endure a break up? My apologies. But also... congratulations, you’re free! Two opposing notions can be equally true and appropriate. The bottom line…
This never should have happened, but do you remember a time when Gangnam Style was cool? It’s hard to remember, I know, but I’m talking…
In a crazy day of trading, the blockbuster has to be David Price heading to the Tigers. Though, I'm not sure blockbuster is the right…
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.” With that being said, it's officially go time! Time to make that valiant push into the playoffs,…
The deadline will have past by the time you're reading this, so I'm sorry that I can't meet or exceed all those expectations. What I can do…
Signs you should've had someone else name your group: mispelling a common word is NOT a band name. Seriously, try it. Tom Petty Andd The…
The Cardinals traded for one of the most unreliable starters this year, Justin Masterson and his 5.51 ERA. Ouch. The Cardinals fell asleep and the…
Happy Wednesday gang!!! The non-waiver trade deadline is now upon us - deals have to be completed and submitted to the Commissioner's Office by 4:00…
Which Jose Ramirez am I discussing, you ask? No, not the other eight professional Jose Ramirez's... but the Cleveland Indians stopgap between Asdrubal Cabrera and Francisco…
Before we jump into the cash-filled DraftKings mosh pit , let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your coat about something cool happening here that will…
Yesterday, Alex Cobb's line was 8 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks. March Grey, "You're welcome." April Grey, "Figures you show your face now."…
The ESPN Fantasy Forecaster is a comprehensive weekly post chocked full of information to help fantasy baseballers in weekly leagues. It is penned (typed?) by…
It's nice to feel good about a call now and then. This week's most added player was Austin Jackson (+42%). He was one of the…
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Everybody's always talkin' 'Bout who's on top Don't cross our path 'cause You're gonna get…
After nearly three consecutive months of travel and boozing I think I might just be falling apart. I have little to complain about jumping from…
Last night, Melky Cabrera hit two homers. Watch out, Melky's lactating home runs! Sorry, I cribbed that from Rotowire's notes. Kidding. Of course. Imagine you…
I was a little unsure of who would be profiled this week (I thought about , but Front Row Amy was in attendance so I'd…
Emilio Bonifacio was activated from the disabled list last week. Entering Sunday's slate he'd recorded a hit in each of his games since his return and…
There are three guarantees on a Razzball website. Seinfeld references, Simpsons references, and Grey mustache references. I'll give you three guesses as to which one…
You know how when you move out of a place, you throw out a majority of your stuff, but a few things you just slide…
Before we commence with the jamming and the cramming and the whatnot, let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your dirty turban about something here –…
Hello Razzballers! Happy Sunday before the non-waiver trade deadline. *Pops party popper* Today I bring you a Creeper that feels more like a buy, but because…
($10,500) pitches in Chicago today against a Cubs offense that has the third-worst strikeout percentage in baseball. The Cubs also own a wRC+ of 86,…