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Podcast: “I Had Fun With Butter And/Or Margarine, Maybe…”
We're back with the Razzball Pod in a new studio! Well, by new studio I mean through new equiptmunk, and we're still working out the…
- JB Gilpin
- April 20, 2015
- 12
DraftKings
DraftKings: Dance To Disco And You Don’t Like Rock
Happy Patriots Day my loyal DFS junkies. What is Patriots day you ask? Excellent question! It's a made up holiday here in Boston and to…
- Geoff
- April 20, 2015
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
White Sox Going Rodonkulous
Dressed in a tuxedo, Ron Kittle walks up to Leon Durham, looking fabulous in a red dress and high heels, and says, "It would be…
- Grey
- April 20, 2015
- 961
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: Coors is for Creepers, and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 3
This week I'm making a little one-week tweak to the Creeper of the Week and going with Creepers because we have something that doesn't always…
- J-FOH
- April 19, 2015
- 280
DraftKings
DraftKings: Pitching In A Van Down By The River
So let me be the first person on the internet to reference Chris Farley's Matt Foley character when talking Daniel Norris. You hear me. THEE.…
- Sky
- April 19, 2015
- 22
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Franco-Roman Empire
It's not all bad news for Phillies fans. The major league squad looks pretty lousy, and when Aaron Harang is your best arm the fans…
- Mike
- April 19, 2015
- 118
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two Start Pitchers, Week 3: Jake Arrieta is a Mean Girl
This week's slate of two start pitchers reminds me of fire-crotched former hottie and child star Lindsey Lohan. So let's examine the parallels. No, they…
- Geoff
- April 18, 2015
- 45
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You’re Devon That I Want
I got the chills! They're multiplying. And I'm losing all control. Because the fantasy value is supplying--well, for lack of a better word, it's electrifying.…
- Dan Pants
- April 18, 2015
- 95
DraftKings
DraftKings: It’s A-o-ki To Sit On Your Duffy And Play DFS MLB On Saturday
How many times have you found yourself making lineup changes on a day with a full slate? I've done it numerous times and in DFS…
- Bigfoot Paul
- April 18, 2015
- 0
Daily Notes
This Week In Razz…
Fun fact, Cameron Maybin has more home runs (2) than Matt Kemp (0). Also, Jedd Gyorko still sucks. More like Jerko, amiright? And while these…
- Jay
- April 18, 2015
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
A Buy Named Souza
Steamer/Razzball projections are at or near the top with the best projections in baseball. Not the best at our site, that's easy, they are. They're…
- Grey
- April 17, 2015
- 927
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Cogh In the Machine
Deep leaguers are nearing a point in the season where waiver wire pickings aren't going to be easy to find. But it's barely Week 3!…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 17, 2015
- 14
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: The Little Mariner That Could
I think I can-o. I think I can-o. Opposing catchers are claiming to have heard chanting these words to himself as he stepped into the…
- malamoney
- April 17, 2015
- 19
DraftKings
DraftKings: I Like my Pitchers Medium-Rare
If you read my column last week, I used a terrible metaphor relating a cruise buffet to the pitching slate of the day. I guess…
- Colin Heaton
- April 17, 2015
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Krismas Comes Early
"For Kris Bryant's first game, can we have Steve Bartman throw out the first pitch and have a goat catch it? Or maybe we carry…
- Grey
- April 17, 2015
- 670
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: To Foretell Marcell
Marcell Ozuna is a powerful human being who crushes baseballs for a living. Marcel the Monkey Forecasting System was developed by Tom Tiger. What does…
- Big Magoo
- April 16, 2015
- 99
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 2: It’s Mad Early, But Sorta Trendy
It's trendy to be trendy and follow your nose like Toucan Sam. Unfortunately, there are no Fruit Loops here, only Holds. Holds with a silver…
- Smokey
- April 16, 2015
- 114
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Buying Low on Former AAA MVPs
This week I will illustrate some young players adapting to the big leagues both in the outfield and the infield to help your teams. If…
- Blues
- April 16, 2015
- 32
DraftKings
DraftKings: Making The Best Of A Bad Situation
I'm taking a stand. I officially want to change Thursday to Slowday. Is anyone else with me? No? OK, well, anyways, it's another slow day…
- waterloo
- April 16, 2015
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Tomas No Mas AAA
The Diamondbacks decided now is the time to call up Yasmany Tomas! Hold on, exclamation mark, let's examine. !, "Do we have to? I'm a…
- Grey
- April 16, 2015
- 831
2023 Fantasy Baseball
A Song Of Fire and Ice Meets Disgraces and Delights: The Fantasy Wars to Come
All hail his Grace, Tehol of House Beddict and House Razzball, first of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of Fantasy…
- LT Murray IV
- April 15, 2015
- 107
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Profile: Dariel Alvarez
Our first prospect profile for the 2015 season will take a closer look at Orioles outfielder Dariel Alvarez. I mentioned him as an "under the…
- Mike
- April 15, 2015
- 68
DraftKings
DraftKings: Making the Best of Bad Slates
Folks love a large slate. What folks don't love is a large slate when the starting pitchers in said slate is a Who's Who of…
- jasonwalker
- April 15, 2015
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Carrascrophe
A scary scene yesterday for my fantasy team. WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE MOCK ME?! I'm not saying it was Ancient Aliens, but it was Ancient…
- Grey
- April 15, 2015
- 841
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Grilli Vanilli
Just hours before the first official pitch of the 2015 MLB regular season was thrown, the Braves traded reliever Craig Kimbrel to the Padres and significantly…
- Big Magoo
- April 14, 2015
- 76
Our Leagues
RCL Update: Week 2 Cool For School
Welcome back to the most important Razzball Commenter Leagues post you will read all week. Okay, well, it's the only one, but lets not split…
- J-FOH
- April 14, 2015
- 50
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Birds and the Hippos
Have you ever seen the pictures of those little birds that ride around on hippopotami? They cruise around on their backs, picking off random bugs…
- MattTruss
- April 14, 2015
- 34
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nats’ Jay Z Gets Beyounce’d
For the first time, there's Reasonable Doubt for you, the Jay Z owner. Asking yourself, on Growing Pains, am I, Boner? You're supposed to put…
- Grey
- April 14, 2015
- 838
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: The “C” In C-Mart Might Be For “Change-Up”, and the Top 100 Pitchers, Week 2
The season is here baby! Well, that's kinda old news at this point, but I'm pumped for the first Pitcher Profile of 2015! Every Monday…
- JB Gilpin
- April 13, 2015
- 200
Closers
SAGNOF Special: Next Up For Saves and Stolen Bases
Why does it seem like there's always more closer situations in flux in the first week than at any other time? Well, whether that's true…
- RotoLance
- April 13, 2015
- 77
All Podcasts
Podcast: “Our Whole Neighborhood Is Trash Blowing Around”
Baseball is here - welcome to the grind! We got prospect expert Mike to hop on the show to go over his Prospect Power Rankings and…
- JB Gilpin
- April 13, 2015
- 4
DraftKings
Draftkings: Nice Price For A Luxurious DFS Kazmir Sweater
Does your lady like the finer things in life? When she says 'lets go out to dinner' does she mean 'lets pull out a second…
- Sky
- April 13, 2015
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Damn I Wish Hawkins Wasn’t Your Closer
As the Greek myth goes, the Yellin' of LaTroy is the closer that launched thousands of fantasy baseballers to the waiver wire to pick up…
- Grey
- April 13, 2015
- 737
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: Kiermaie(r)king Me Crazy, and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 2
The title of this post is more indicative of what the fantasy baseball season does to us than to what this player will do for…
- J-FOH
- April 12, 2015
- 148
DraftKings
DraftKings: Back On My Grind Stacking With The Tribe
Party people in the place to be it's your host, the Legendary Lif-s-h-i-t-z back on the M-I-C. That's right Y'all, I'm back on my DFS…
- Geoff
- April 12, 2015
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 2
Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…
- Mike
- April 12, 2015
- 121
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Start Pitchers, Week Two: I’d Like You To Meet My Pal Harvey
Lads (and ladies), sit with me for a moment while I bless yee with a bit of the folklore of the old country, the Emerald Isle…
- Geoff
- April 11, 2015
- 47
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pomeranz is da Bomberanz
notched his first win of 2015 last night pitching seven scoreless innings, allowing just two hits and punching out six Mariners. You my boy, Drew! Not too…
- Dan Pants
- April 11, 2015
- 88
DraftKings
DraftKings: Picks For April 11th, 2015
The first Saturday in Major League Baseball, you wake up and come to find out that Bigfoot has made an inaugural appearance on Razzball to…
- Bigfoot Paul
- April 11, 2015
- 8
Daily Notes
This Week In Razz…
Well, baseball is finally back. And boy, were there some things to talk about. Welcome to another installment of This Week In Razz, a review of…
- Jay
- April 11, 2015
- 43
