*swirls a glass, takes a gulp. spits it back in a bucket* "That's vintage Justin Verlander," said Kate Upton. "Okay, this might sound gross, but…
Last week I looked at some players who are more or less widely available and could be useful to rebuilding teams in keepers and dynasties. All…
Left-handed hitters are always going to be popular given their tendency to hold the larger "half" of a platoon's playing time situation, but as we…
Look, I'm all about facts here. I have my sources *googles Shelby Miller's favorite ice cream...finds nothing...looks under google images...randomly finds naked women...stops writing for…
It feels like only yesterday when everything was right in the world. An animated blue bird landed on my window ledge and sung to me…
While the 2015 version of the Boston Red Sox has been a complete disaster for the most part, one redeeming element of this year's team…
Our fantasy master lothario is a reality show junkie. He's got me hooked on Master Chef, as it has become a religion this season. Shark…
So you’re telling me if the Mets played in Coors field every night, they’d be the highest scoring team in baseball instead of bottom 5,…
Jorge Soler is likely done for the year with a strained oblique. This is one of those injuries that comes with a sigh of relief.…
And it wasn't as dark as I expected. A little more mathy and computery I suppose... then again, I don't really understand that stuff any…
SAGNOF just keeps finding ways to stay absurd. , , = good. Carson Smith, Junichi Tazawa.... even Greg Holland = bad. If all you care…
It's not often we look to Arizona for help in the pitching department. I mean, we've lovingly referred to Chase Field as Coors in the…
I'm in New York celebrating my grandfather's 88th birthday, or as he calls it "achy-ache," and we started talking about Caitlyn Jenner, and he said, "She's a…
I'm channeling some inner-Albright this week. Seat of your pants son! Speaking of Grey, I used the photo he took of me giving him the…
I must say, I don't believe in curses, hexes, jinxes or whatever you may call it, but this season is rapidly descending into a Euripides…
On this fine summer Sunday I will play the role of one Captain Obvious and tell you to start the best pitcher in baseball. I…
All year we've been ranking the top prospects closest to the majors. With September call-ups quickly approaching, this post is a little different. Instead of…
threw the first Astros no-hitter by a single pitcher in over 20 years last night and the very first no-no in Minute Maid Park to…
You mean you didn't learn German in High School? Hopefully you didn't try to make sense of today's catchy DraftKings' title or closeout the window…
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team, they're heroes in the half shell and they're green. When the Evil Shredder attacks these turtle boys don't....…
Give me a buy, a bouncy buy! Wait, might have my Martin Short characters mixed up. *Googling* Damn, that was from his Irving Berlin. Jackie…
In 1847 in Self-Reliance, Ralph Waldo Emerson said "consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds". He actually said more than that, but I have taken…
Tehol was enjoying Shark Week while was bashing mammoth home runs a while back. Appropriately, he gave the Dominican-born Sano the fantastic nickname, “Great White.”…
I also considered “Yas Many More Holmbergers Please” but the title isn’t really what’s important here. What’s important is how awful David Holmberg is and…
You'd think with a lineup featuring Prince Fielder, the Alfredo would go down fast and leave a mess for someone to clean up. I mean,…
Late bloomers can be found pretty much anywhere you look. Do you remember that Jose Altuve-like kid in junior high who was at least six inches…
When your team is battling for a playoff spot, what's the most important thing? Winning. Winning out of the bullpen is a thing that is…
Guys, each Thursday, I write to help you win money on DraftKings. That's the main objective. But I would be remiss to not mention that…
Guess who's back? Back again! No, that's not The Greek God of Walks, Kevin Youkilis, sufferer of chronic back pain, singing. Besides, it's "who's back,"…
It happens every year. Bath time is disrupted by the ringing of my flip phone. Thinking it's Subway getting back to me about my sandwich…
's first start in over three months didn't exactly go as planned. The left-hander opted for the rehab route over season ending surgery on his…
One of the statistics that a lot of daily fantasy players look at is Weighted On-Base Average, or wOBA for short. wOBA attempts to credit…
After the first two homer-game, I was like, "Yo, Grey, stop twirling your mustache and trying to squeeze into your Z. Cavariccis from high school and…
David Peralta (+25.8%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. Crotalus atrox (aka the Western diamondback rattlesnake) is widely considered to…
No, I'm not going to link Doors songs or talk about how I wonder if when they started the motion picture company, they didn't think…
It’s good to be back my friends. After a week away, I’m ready and raring to go. I took a full week off from DFS…
I was able to pick up Pedro Alvarez (2-for-4, 19th homer) for the batty call yesterday, which is kinda silly since he has four homers in the…
Well, if you like a podcast that talks about everything, then this is the show for you. Grey and I cover (takes a deep breath) J.B.'s…
Here's what I don't like about SAGNOF. Writing about crappy relief pitchers is a large part of what the SAGNOF Special is about, because Saves…
I'm standing outside the club, I got my shirt off, I'm screaming at the top of my lungs. Who want to F*** wit Hollywood Cole?…