Articles – Razzball Fantasy
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Mike Schmidthead
The year was 1987. I was ten years old and my biggest hobby was collecting baseball cards. Topps. Fleer. Donruss. You name it. And once…
- malamoney
- April 6, 2016
- 16
Y to Z
Good Advice!
If I were a box of cereal my first ingredient would be “good advice.” Here are some important questions I’ve been asked and my magnificent…
- Kenyon Messersmith Sr.
- April 6, 2016
- 7
DraftKings
DraftKings: Stay Woke For Finnegan’s Wake
I have no doubt James Joyce would be proud to be mentioned in a Razzball opening, even before his great great nephew Matt Joyce is…
- Sky
- April 6, 2016
- 27
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Some Of My Aaron Sanchez Concerns Have Been Chopped
"It's an All-Star edition of Chopped! I'm your host, Ted Allen. Let's meet the competitors. First up, Aaron Sanchez." *hits fast forward button* "You know,…
- Grey
- April 6, 2016
- 806
NEWS
One Man’s Trash: The Socratic Question
The first major injury of the 2016 MLB season occurred last Friday as spring training was drawing to a close, when Diamondbacks outfielder A.J. Pollock…
- Big Magoo
- April 5, 2016
- 57
Our Leagues
RCL Update, Week 1: 85 Leagues Under The Razz
That’s a wrap on the 2016 Razzball Commenters League fantasy baseball draft season. You can close out of spreadsheets and stop worrying about whether or…
- MattTruss
- April 5, 2016
- 26
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Anti-Jerome (Bettis)
Did you know that Rockies starter Chad Bettis is the only major league player in history with the last name Bettis? That means he’s the…
- AskRotoBaseball
- April 5, 2016
- 5
All Podcasts
Podcast: “You’re Working Your Way Onto My RIGHT Hand!”
The season is here, the season is here! Man, it's great having baseball back, and on today's show Grey and I chat about some of…
- JB Gilpin
- April 5, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astros Choose Luke Over The Force
*takes a long inhale* "You smell that, Roberta? You, with the yellow-stained armpits and sweatpants, I'm calling you Roberta. That's baseball you smell. In its…
- Grey
- April 5, 2016
- 513
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Updating JB’s Top 100 Starting Pitchers
The season is here baby! Boy what an awesome opening day... The Cardinals are in dead last in the NL Central! So beautiful... Hard to…
- JB Gilpin
- April 4, 2016
- 94
2023 Fantasy Baseball
No Whammies!, Week 1: Barnes Burner
Press Your Luck was a game show in the mid-80's. Contestants collected spins by answering trivia questions correctly. Then, the magic happened. I'm sure those were…
- Son
- April 4, 2016
- 14
Closers
SAGNOF Report, Week 1: This Dyson Can’t Suck
Welcome to my first regular season post of the year 2016. I'm moving in a different direction this season, as I wanted a new challenge…
- J-FOH
- April 4, 2016
- 42
DraftKings
DraftKings: “My Name is Max, My World is Fire and Blood”
Mad Max Fury Road was a wildly loud, hard, smoking fastball that has everything in common with our Heterochromia Max that will be starting today…
- Teddy Heater
- April 4, 2016
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Never Mind The Pollocks, Here’s The Opening Day
It's Opening Day, so what better time to start an "I Told You So." Sure, any time is a good time for an "I Told…
- Grey
- April 4, 2016
- 590
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Nine Bold Predictions For 2016: Tag Team Style
What's a happenin' Razz-stuff? FOH, the player slayer, is at the helm for my first and probably last bold predictions post. I only call it…
- J-FOH
- April 3, 2016
- 117
NEWS
OBP Leagues: First Week Match Ups
If you haven't noticed by now, I freaking love stats. In fact, one of the few things I love more than stats is fantasy baseball. And…
- Hodysseus
- April 3, 2016
- 26
Y to Z
Guess Who, The Fantasy Baseball Guessing Game: Round 3
Guess who's back. Back again. The guessing game's back. Tell a friend. That's right, it's time for round three of everyone's favorite fantasy baseball guessing game. For…
- malamoney
- April 3, 2016
- 18
DraftKings
DraftKings: I Left My Heart (And My Money) In Francisco
Opening day is here! But it's really tomorrow! But baseball happens today! Where are my pants! I'm so confused and happy all at the same…
- Sky
- April 3, 2016
- 26
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Dynasty League Targets for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
And so it begins, the 2016 season. With three games on the slate today and another 12 on Monday, baseball is upon us. With the…
- Geoff
- April 3, 2016
- 102
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Malamoneyball, The Auction
Baseball is coming. So is winter. By the time you actually read this the start of the Major League season will be less than a…
- malamoney
- April 2, 2016
- 60
Fantasy Baseball Sleepers
Late Round Deep Thoughts: Outfielders
I've already gone over corners and middle infidels [Jay's Note: I was going to correct this, but it was too funny. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.], and now…
- J-FOH
- April 2, 2016
- 137
NEWS
OBP Leagues: Risers, Fallers, Targets, And Sleepers In The Outfield
Since the season starts in just a couple days (!!!), I suppose it is time to wrap this OBP series up. I hope you all…
- Hodysseus
- April 2, 2016
- 9
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Start Pitcher Strategy: First You Need The Primer…
This past fall my wife wanted the cabinets painted. Ugh. This left me with one of two choices: pay some stupid amount of money for…
- M@
- April 2, 2016
- 48
Our Leagues
12 Team, Mixed League, Slow Draft Recap — This Thing Has More Rounds Than The Unsanctioned Midget UFC Fight That I Keep Daydreaming About
Scout and Razzball teamed up to bring you 12-team mixed league slow drafts, and, when I say slow, I mean that I've seen paint dry…
- Grey
- April 1, 2016
- 485
Our Leagues
Rudy’s 2016 Yahoo Friends & Family Draft (12 Team Snake)
This is the third year I've drafted solo in the Yahoo Friends & Family MLB league. Here are links to the draft results and a…
- Rudy Gamble
- April 1, 2016
- 36
Fantasy Baseball Team Previews
2016 Position Battles To Watch: AL West
I cannot wait for the season to start. I am too giddy to see all my predictions come true, prove everyone my word should be…
- Max
- April 1, 2016
- 9
Our Leagues
Grey’s RCL Team — J-FoH Mind Melded Me And I Feel Dirrrrrrrty With Seven R’s
I've drafted my Razzball Commenter League team (last call for fantasy baseball -- I'm saying that so it rhymes with alcohol), and now I'm ready…
- Grey
- April 1, 2016
- 339
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
The Official 2016 Razzball Picks
Ah yes, so we meet again... wait, did we actually formally meet? I mean, technically, we're meeting again, this is the third year we've done…
- Jay
- March 31, 2016
- 125
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Randal Grichuk
Fret not, Razzball nation. The wait is almost over. As of today, we're now just three short days away before the official start of the…
- Big Magoo
- March 31, 2016
- 30
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Sam Travis, 2016 Fantasy Baseball
“OMG, seriously Ralph, could you be more of a SAWX homeah? Your first player profile of the season is Sam Travis? What’s next 20,000 words…
- Geoff
- March 31, 2016
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nicasio Es Su 5th Starter
"With my last trick, I will make Paul Simon six feet tall, while throwing a 94 MPH fastball with pinpoint control." Then Ray Searage waved a…
- Grey
- March 31, 2016
- 342
2023 Fantasy Baseball
2016 Disgraces And Delights: Starting Pitchers
And so it begins... are you ready? I SAID, ARE YOU READY!?!?!? Put on your finest man-thong, blaze up a fatty, blare THIS at max…
- LT Murray IV
- March 30, 2016
- 51
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Sutherland Loophole
We are now so close Opening Day that I can taste it. Cold beer, processed meat, and mustard, it doesn’t get much better than that.…
- MattTruss
- March 30, 2016
- 27
Fantasy Baseball Team Previews
2016 Position Battles To Watch: AL Central
Today we’ll take a look at the AL Central. Honestly, this division bores the hell of out of me and provides no pizzazz or oomph.…
- Max
- March 30, 2016
- 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Buzz Is Strong With Fantasy’s New Toy, Story
The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. As a visiting dignitary gets…
- Grey
- March 30, 2016
- 480
Fantasy Baseball DFS
Razzball Season-Long & DFS MLB Tool Update + Sales Pitch
Draft season is almost done. I hope Grey's voluminous rankings/advice posts, my advice/projections (w/ Steamer), and the rest of the teams' work has set you…
- Rudy Gamble
- March 29, 2016
- 46
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: The NeverEnding Story
It's been a long offseason, but now that we're less than a week away from the start of the 2016 MLB regular season, it's time…
- Big Magoo
- March 29, 2016
- 91
All Podcasts
Podcast: “Did I Tell You How Late I Got Albert Pujols?!'”
Less than a week away! I'm more excited than that feeling in Grey's pants when he drafts Delino DeShields... I think I shaved it down…
- JB Gilpin
- March 29, 2016
- 64
Our Leagues
Yahoo 12-Team Mixed League Draft Recap — How Many Times Can I Draft Delino DeShizznit?
So, Rudy and I took part in Yahoo's Friends & Family league hosted by Brandon Funston. I believe Rudy and I are on the Friends side…
- Grey
- March 29, 2016
- 417
Fantasy Baseball Team Previews
2016 Position Battles: NL East
The National League Least has the Marlins, Braves and Phillies to thank for the Least moniker, as none of those teams were able to win…
- Son
- March 28, 2016
- 14
