[brid autoplay="true" video="377153" player="10951" title="2019 Razzball Draft Kit Starting Pitchers"] Whole lot of reasons I never expected to be writing this schmohawk post.  I don't usually write a top 20 starter schmohawk post, because I would never draft some of those guys, so you know how I feel about them, but this got me ruminating.  I ruminate, y'all!  And I was thinking how I would never draft Jose Ramirez, Matt Carpenter or other schmohawks this year, so why wouldn't I write a Noah Syndergaard schmohawk post?  Just because I'm not drafting someone does not exclude them from being stamped schmohawk, it is the one requirement.  I only wish I wrote the Clayton Kershaw schmohawk post before he broke.  Man, was that shizz obvious eh-eff.  I mean, as eh-eff as eh-eff gets.  Another thing that nailed it home for me that I had to write this post was Noah Syndergaard's current ADP:  44.  In a slow draft I'm doing right now, he went 37th!  Have you people lost your mind?  Seriously, put your medulla oblongata on the back of a milk carton, cause shizz is lost.  He's being drafted in front of Patrick Corbin, Stephen Strasburg, Jack--Okay, he's being drafted in front of all but 13 starters.  Clayton Kershaw is another guy who's <biggest font the world has>still</> being drafted in an area of drafts where it makes me want to use a word that don't mean anything like loopid.  Just because you live in your mother's basement does not mean you need to be a cellar dweller in your fantasy league too.  C'mon, guys and five girl readers, boost up your self-esteem!  Turn to your mirror and tell yourself you're good enough.  You don't have a mirror because you threw it out after your last bout of self-esteem fail?  Then look at the reflection of yourself in the toilet and give yourself a pep talk!  You're better than drafting Noah Syndergaard (and Clayton Kershaw)!  Anyway, what can we expect from Noah Syndergaard for 2019 fantasy baseball and what makes him overrated?