So, how‚Äôs everyone holding up without baseball every day?¬† I don‚Äôt know what to do with myself!¬† Yesterday I wandered into a Starbucks and told the coffeerista about¬†Marcus Stroman¬†for 2018.¬† Then I sobbed into a cheddar scone¬†until someone asked me to leave.¬† We‚Äôve gone over the¬†final 2017 fantasy baseball rankings¬†for hitters and the top 20 starters. ¬†This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. ¬†That‚Äôs hardcore¬†nerd shizz! ¬†This is simply fantasy baseball, we‚Äôre softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. ¬†So, there‚Äôs no more of these godforsaken recap posts left.¬† You‚Äôre welcome. ¬†I, my over-the-internet friend, will be talking next about 2018 rookies.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 40 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s see, all rise for the Judge.¬† Can I get a witness for Judge?¬† Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs.¬† This is one Judge who should never see the bench.¬† There’s a ten from the East German for Judge!¬† Well, you can be the Judge of that, not really tho.¬† You can Judge a book by how hard he knocks the cover off the ball.¬† And, of course, five minutes to Judge Mollywhopper.¬† All right, all right, enough.¬† Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 47th and 48th homer, as he hits .281.¬† I don’t want to have to bring out the caps, but he’s a ROOKIE.¬† *inserts meme of white guy blinking*¬† He has the rookie record for walks, within one of the rookie record for home runs and the first player with 200 Ks and a .262+ average in baseball history.¬† I looked through the last 120 years of baseball for a comparable year, and I found Mike Schmidt’s best year and a not-yet-white Sammy Sosa.¬† So, a Phillie hero and vitiligo.¬† In the 2nd half, Judge ‘only’ has 18 homers, and increased his K-rate to 32.9% from 29.8, only hitting .213.¬† In 2018, there’s going to be huge risk and reward when drafting Judge.¬† I’d be shocked if he falls further than the top 15 overall, so you’re gonna have to gamble that he won’t hit 40 HRs with a .240, and be essentially Khris Davis.¬† Either way, it’s gonna be tough to Judge.¬† Ugh.¬†¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who loves irony?¬† Did you just answer your mom?¬† I said irony, not ironing.¬† As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt.¬† Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed shirt, and I said, “This thing is real irony,” I wouldn’t be wrong because I was saying it.¬† Any hoo!¬† The irony I speak of is Alex Gordon hitting the major leagues’ record 5,694th home run on the year, while there was less offense around the league last night than I could remember in some time.¬† Granted, from around September 11th to 14th is a bit of a blur.¬† A true highlight (building shizz up now!) was Kevin Gausman and his dismantling of the Sawx (really overselling) with the line 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.61.¬† This year, like a case of lice, Gausman is a real head scratcher.¬† Looking at his perfs (kids say this; think it’s short for perfumes), Gausman is having a garbage year.¬† Velocity is there, so doubt it’s a hidden injury.¬† The walks are way up, Ks are down, and the culprit appears to be his fastball.¬† Went from a near-10 in pitch value on his speed ball to a negative.¬† FS shouldn’t abbreviate fastball, it should be for “F**k’s sake.”¬† The good news is this sounds like a mechanics problem, and might’ve been fixed already.¬† Thanks, Pep Boys!¬† His 1st half vs. 2nd half:¬† 5.85 ERA vs. 3.44; 7.7 K/9 vs. 9.6 K/9; 4 BB/9 vs. 3.2.¬† Yeah, sadly enough, it’s going to be hard to avoid him in 2018 again.¬† Now, that’s real irony (no, it’s not).¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re at all familiar with management theory, then you’re probably aware generally of the “Peter Principle”. The concept is simple, managers rise to the level of their incompetence. Here’s where you think about your current manager, and snicker. Are you done? Okay, so it’s concept that many of us can relate to, some of us first hand. But what does this have to do with the subject of today’s profile Marlins starter Dillon Peters? Ahhh, his name is Peters? It works right? But perhaps there’s more there. Or maybe I’m overthinking. Yeah, totally overthinking it. Then again, is it possible that Peters has risen to his own level of potential incompetence here in the Bigs? His numbers over the last two years in the minors have been phenomenal, rarely letting up multiple earned runs in a game. In fact over the last two years, across 37 starts between high A and AA, Peters has amassed a 21-9 record with a 2.11 ERA, 1.03 WHIP, .224 BAA, ¬†7.5 K/9, and 1.74 Bb/9. While allowing just 5 balls to leave the park in 191.2 innings. So to say he’s on a great run the last few years is an understatement. Will that continue here in the majors or is he due for a heavy regression? Through Peters first few starts he’s been solid but lucky. I actually intended to profile his start last Tuesday at Philadelphia, but pivoted to Sunday’s turn for the rescheduled home game vs the Brew Crew. I figured in case things went awry in Milwaukee recency bias would win out. Here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Matt Olson¬†went 1-for-2, 2 RBIs with his 18th homer, hitting .273, all in only 49 games, and seven homers in his last ten games.¬† Dizzamn, who is he the American League’s Rhysus?¬† I’d call him Olsonus, but that sounds stupid.¬† We’re ridin’ the Ols-mobile?¬† That’s better (not)!¬† Like me after Taco Bell, he is Olplosive (much worse!).¬† I hear the train a comin’ rollin’ round the bend!¬† I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when!¬† Well I’m stuck with Matt Olson and time keeps dragging on!¬†¬†While a train keeps a rollin’ like Olson to San Antone!¬†¬†Well when I was just a baby my mama told me Olson, Olson, OLSON!¬†¬†Always be a good boy don’t ever play with guns (flexes, showing gun show).¬†¬†Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, not OLSON!¬†¬†When I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and I cry because I don’t have OLSON!¬† Whew, that was exhausting.¬† So, obviously, if you need power, you should grab Olsonus, and ride the Ols-mobile.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
To anyone from Southeastern Massachusetts my title means something to you. If you’re anything like me it signifies the first time in your life you were severely disappointed. I can still remember packing into my parent’s station wagon with another family my parents were friendly with. We were headed to the “World Famous King Richard’s Faire“. Six year old Ralph couldn’t believe I was headed to THE fair of THE King Richard. I mean he was the best king ever, and here I am headed to his fair! Me, lowly 6 year old Ralph with a golden bowl cut! Welp, much like everything else in life since, it was a massive disappointment. What was supposed to be a day of jousts, knights, kings and princesses, quickly turned into reality. That reality was drunk bikers with swords, mutton, and the inescapable smell of feces and urine. The strangest part is it smelt just as much like urine as it did poop. It was as if the two smells were competing for dominance, each pushing itself to it’s limits but neither overtaking the other. Needless to say I never went back. I could have, but I did better things with my time like drinking or masturbating. What does this have to do with Garrett Richards and his most recent start? Well let’s just say I was excited, only to be disappointed. That’s my big market tease, trust me you’re bound to be disappointed…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Watching Luis Castillo is officially an ASMR trigger. ¬†*insert onomatopoeia of satisfied exhale, picks up invisible fork and knife, mimes cutting up satisfied exhale, eats exhale* ¬†Do you see how Castillo’s got me? ¬†I’m eating satisfied exhales. ¬†Can I write the 2018 fantasy baseball sleeper post right now for Luis Castillo? ¬†TFW you see Castillo: ¬†Insert Oprah’s o face around Gayle King. ¬†CASTILLO MAKING ME CRAZY! ¬†And not eating sugar for six days isn’t helping. ¬†This Whole30 Diet got me like: ¬†insert crazy-googly eyes. ¬†I got Biggie Smalls eyes right now. ¬†*smacks face* ¬†Be coherent, Grey! ¬†Sorry, about that. ¬†Yesterday, Luis Castillo went 8 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.12. ¬†His surface perfs: ¬†9.9 K/9, 3.2 BB/9, 3.40 xFIP, averages 98 MPH, and now I’m lightheaded again. ¬†Okay, need to save something for his 2018 sleeper post. ¬†As for this year, this was his last start, unless you count Strat-o-Matic starts I’m making with him all winter. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ariel Miranda pitched a no-hitter yesterday through six innings and 112 pitches that had to be the worst six-inning no-hitter in baseball history. ¬†Shame the M’s removed him before he gave up a hit, because this could’ve been an epic debacle — depicacle? ¬†Remember those Hall of Shame books from the 1980’s that always featured at least one anecdote about Steve Lyons? ¬†Usually that anecdote was of him undressing at first base. ¬†Somehow that largely visual gag was depicted in literary prose in these books. ¬†If they still had those books, Ariel Miranda’s six-inning no-hitter would’ve had a chapter. ¬†He went 6 IP, 1 ER, zero hits, six walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.72. ¬†Only thing that was missing was him taking his pants off on the mound or clowning around with Max Patkin. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s an old expression in Major League Baseball, “As the sun sets on one Weaver, another rises from its ashes.” I have to say it was rather prophetic to predict the spontaneous combustion of Jered Weaver’s career. Then again, it’s not like there weren’t clear signs that we had reached the end of the line with our most recent Weaver. I mean the man was throwing 67 MPH in his last few starts, or years, but whatever… That brings me to today’s subject, our new shiny Weaver, complete with new car scent! I’m of course alluding to Cardinals rookie phenom Luke Weaver. The 24 year old right-hander got his first taste of the big leagues last year to mixed results. He looked brilliant at times, and caught too much of the plate at others. The issues with Weaver are rarely related to his pitching however. He’s had an inability to stay healthy over the course of his career, never exceeding 120 innings pitched in a season. As for the player himself he has one of the more exciting upsides of any arm in the minors, mixing swinging strikes, with weak contact, and elite control. Since his most recent callup in late August, Weaver has posted back to back starts with 10 Ks and 1 walk, while limiting his opponents to a .224 batting average against. There’s nothing I love more than digging into the start of a player I’ve been touting for a year plus. It’s even better when that player’s twitter handle (@DreamWeava7) has a Boston accent! I’m in LOVE!! Previously Weaver has ranked 48th (pre-season), and 60th in my mid-season, which is lofty praise. As anyone who reads my prospect work will tell you, I discount pitching prospects pretty heavily for fantasy purposes. ¬†Enough of the small talk, here’s what I witnessed in Weaver’s Sunday start.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Domingo Santana had a double slam (23, 24) and legs (12). ¬†Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but it feels like Domingo is just so much better on Sunday, right? ¬†Carl Jung and Sting would say I’m onto something with this synchronicity. ¬†As someone who doesn’t own Domingo anywhere, but wishes he did own him, I can understand when Jung and Sting speak of the duality of a man. ¬†I get the sense Domingo Santana will be underrated in 2018 too. ¬†Of course, I think this is crazy for a 25-year-old guy capable of a 30/15 season in a great home park. ¬†As Sting specifically sang, there’s a little black man named Sunday. ¬†He’s not the same old thing on Saturday. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?