Marcell Ozuna went 0-for-4 yesterday after being recalled on Saturday. OZUNA glad to be back in Miami. OZUNA miss friends, weather and vomiting unicorn statue in…
A few weeks back, I was on vacation and the Big Magoo covered the creeper. He did one hell of a job by making good…
The Poet Laureate Alfred, Lord Tennyson once said — among other things — "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved…
Sup Sunday goers. Our resident Ralph had himself a thing on Saturday. A thing I don't really wanna repeat in public so lets just say…
Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…
Hip-hop as an art form, and culture, is built on the ability to battle. One must show and prove their true mastery of the craft…
It's been a while since I've done one of these round-ups, and to be honest, hanging out over at our Fantasy Football site (Football is…
Remember that hit song from Back to the Future? Yeah I remember it a little too well. As a child of the 1980's I watched…
Looking over the past few weeks’ worth of OPS numbers, I saw a lot of names that I expected to see up on top. ,…
Here's some things we know about Hector Olivera. A) The Braves say he could arrive with the team on Tuesday. B) The Braves are throwing…
Google defines disappointment as "the feeling of sadness or displeasure caused by the nonfulfillment of one's hopes or expectations". So far in 2015, I define…
There are 14 games on the slate Friday night, and four of them are over an eight run number for the night. Also, there are…
Greg Bird was called up by the Yankees. I wonder if when Greg Bird dies his ghost will be harassed by a 1980's black gang…
As a Justin Verlander owner in 2013 and part of 2014, I know what some of you must be thinking. "What exactly is the conundrum…
Are the Red Sox grasping at proverbial straws here? I mean, let's go to the waiver wire in real life... Grab a reliever, Jean Machi,…
How about those Jays? Running through the six with their woes, amirite? The Jays are now in first place after making up eight games in…
Hishashi my dashi -- slurp SLURP! Yesterday, Hisashi Iwakuma threw the AL's first no-hitter since 2012, a span of three years (nice math skills, Grey…
With just over a month and a half left to play, it's still a tight two-horse race between Razzball's J-FOH and Hannibal Montana for the…
On a day where pitching isn't deep and very top-heavy, it gets really hard to look past the tops of the charts. Clayton Kershaw you…
*Grey adjusts his chiseled body, places himself on a seat, props his chin up with his hand, makes sure that he's not covering his mustache.*…
Luis Severino (+29.7%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. You know that the MLB youth movement is officially underway when even…
A player's eligibility is a huge factor in evaluating their price or draft status. All else being equal, a 20 home run outfielder is very…
I've been running out of ideas for titles but this one was a slam dunk. I have said many times before that I'm a huge…
When you think about Rob Schneider's career, his Richmeister character was bordering on prophetic. I mean, the first time we saw the character, ok,…
The Red Sox season is like the guy that knocks over the Jenga structure with the first block pulled, then manages to somehow knock every…
It's always good to try and see every pitcher that you can. I've never seen pitch, but didn't think much of him for 2015 with…
The term "tool" has multiple meanings around here. A major league baseball player can have up to five tools. A fantasy sports writer can be…
The Razzball Podcast hath return, and on this week's Pod we talk Jose Fernandez's shoulder, Joe Ross and the Nationals' rotation, and my wedding and…
No, no I'm not asking for that. I mean, I would if you'd let me and if you are one of the four girl readers…
I'm picturing Droopy Dog saying, "Going down," to my Excitement for Jose Fernandez. My Excitement for J-Fer is hooking up with a strobe light honey…
I still can't believe I chose this schlub to be the creeper of the week. What am I thinking? OR maybe, what am I smoking…
Sometimes I feel like Lisa Simpson when she gets the Linguo doll and Homer attempts to make it drink beer. The line from that episode…
In last week's Two Start Pitchers post I, to the surprise of many, included one Bartolo Colon ($7,400) among the top starting options of the…
The Indians just unloaded Michael Bourn and Nick Swisher to the Braves, which created some breathing room on the roster. Bradley Zimmer could be one…
Happy day after Dre Day Kids! Do kids even know who Dr. Dre is? "Ahhhhh do you mean the headphone guy makes music too?" (Shakes…
For the third time in his brief but illustrious career, Mike Trout, the one they call the fish, has produced dongage [Jay's Note: What word…
Noah Syndergaard is today’s most expensive player in DraftKings, and deservedly so. He has 100 strikeouts in 94 innings pitched, with a 5/1 K/BB rate,…
Well, it's August, and we're fast approaching the end of another baseball season. We're not quite there yet, and with little over a month left…
This is a true story. Pamela Anderson has an identical twin sister, and when Pam went to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune, her twin,…
Good gravy, let’s talk about two recent power surges. Duda Where’s My Car and He’s on the Mark, Teixeira. and the Teixecutioner have been absolutely…