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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Familia Learns Shoulder Arteries Resemble Traffic To LaGuardia Airport
Jeurys Familia has been diagnosed with a clogged artery in his right shoulder. Do the Met doctors have Waze? Try the Van Wyck Artery. You…
- Grey
- May 12, 2017
- 348
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: Take Action on Jackson, and Get In Tuna With Acuna
Every few years a farm system develops to the point that it's busting at the seams with talent. An organization builds and before you know…
- Geoff
- May 11, 2017
- 69
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Scott Schebler Scalds Scrotums
(41.6% owned - increase of 13.3%) is batting .248/.322/.550 on the season with nine home runs and 20 RBI in 109 at-bats. He's also sporting…
- Son
- May 11, 2017
- 23
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Fantasy Environments: Jackie BrADley Jr. And A-Gone
Jackie Bradley Jr. Pitch Breakdown. Click to zoom. See what I did there? His name is Jackie Bradley but I capitalized B-A-D because, you know,…
- mikeMaher
- May 11, 2017
- 12
DFS
FanDuel: Reds Should Leave Giants Blach and Blue
Cincinnati Reds are squaring off vs. the measly Ty Blach of the San Francisco Giants, stacking the Reds could prove to have a good return on…
- Ignacio
- May 11, 2017
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Aaron A Gets The Lede. I Second It! Altherr’d It!
If players are going to break out in a season, they don't always break out the first week of a season. I'm reminded of another…
- Grey
- May 11, 2017
- 649
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Rolling In The Deep, Week 6: One (P)ham Sandwich With A Slice Of Colby, Please
Much like in real baseball, in fantasy, timing can be everything. On Monday, Grey mentioned that he’d like to find a term for a guy…
- Laura Holt
- May 10, 2017
- 38
Fantasy Baseball Injury Report
Ambulance Chasers, Week 6: LeBron James, OF, CLE
This is getting out of hand! If you follow me on Twitter, you’ve seen my share my process of how I keep track of which…
- Kerry Klug
- May 10, 2017
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Morning Wood
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Speaking of , he's got my sundial pointing a high noon. Maybe…
- malamoney
- May 10, 2017
- 33
DFS
FanDuel: Yu Got To Be Kidding Me
Greetings and salutations! The Collector here once again welcoming you to a amazing Wednesday slate over on FanDuel. We have quite a few pitchers to…
- Troy: The Collector
- May 10, 2017
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
K-Slouching Tiger, Hidden Melancon
Francisco Rodriguez was removed from the closer job, because he was being sued by a dumpster fire for trademark infringement. A portion of the deposition…
- Grey
- May 10, 2017
- 561
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Has Aaron Hicks Figured Out the Matrix?
It's been a journey for . Not too different from the one Neo had to embark in the movie, The Matrix. When the Matrix called upon…
- Son
- May 9, 2017
- 17
SAGNOF
SAGNOF Report: One Month Down, Steals On An Uptick
When I say uptick, I mean that with the slightest bit of tick that any tick can offer. But any positive in a stat that…
- Smokey
- May 9, 2017
- 11
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 5
Stick a fork in week 5, it’s done! Now, if a fork only has three prongs, is it a threek? Is a two-pronger a twoork?…
- MattTruss
- May 9, 2017
- 17
DFS
FantasyDraft: Ariel, The Little Merman…MERMAN
Greetings my fellow dweebs. I know, I know, my Staind fanatics...it's been a while. You think that reference is old? I'm writing up Ariel Miranda…
- Sky
- May 9, 2017
- 24
All Podcasts
Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Matt Harvey’s Suspension and Elon Musk’s Anti-Gravity Baseball Chamber
We don’t want to lead off every podcast by bashing the New York Mets, but they leave us no choice. Grey Albright and I get right…
- Halp
- May 9, 2017
- 42
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cruel Nut God Requires Taillon Throw A Pitchout
Jameson Taillon was sidelined indefinitely as he's being treated for testicular cancer. *everyone but five girl readers cross their legs* As a man, this is up…
- Grey
- May 9, 2017
- 527
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Severino Brown, The Ca$H Money Brothers……And The Top 100 Pitchers
We all have fears, no matter who you are, no matter what you've been through, you're scared of something. It might be clowns, maybe it's…
- Geoff
- May 8, 2017
- 124
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Conforto Over Zimmerman …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
HOT TAKE! Haha, everyone can get all giddy about the renaissance happening in Washington, but I'll take my attention a little further north in the…
- M@
- May 8, 2017
- 54
2023 Fantasy Baseball
We’re Going Streaming! Week 6: People’s Joyce Awards
What's and what's good streamaholics? I was going to use the intro this week to talk about one of the many great albums I've been…
- Mike Honcho
- May 8, 2017
- 13
DFS
FantasyDraft: Ooooh That Snell, Can’t You Snell That Snell…
"Ooooh that smell, Can't you smell that smell, Ooooh that smell, The smell of death surrounds you". If you don't recognize this gem little by…
- Teddy Heater
- May 8, 2017
- 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yonder Conchita Homerita Alonso
True story, I told Cougs that I had the hots for Maria Conchita Alonso, and she was like, "You know the woman who walks her…
- Grey
- May 8, 2017
- 748
2023 Fantasy Baseball
The Chase Field Humidor Cometh
One story finally gaining a bit of traction this season is the installation of a humidor in the Diamondbacks' home park, Chase Field. Digging right…
- Lance
- May 7, 2017
- 17
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Special Delivery: Souzz
Urbandictionary.com says that Souzz is the verb form of Souza, which is defined as, (noun) the unannounced general feeling in the air to engage in…
- Son
- May 7, 2017
- 6
DFS
FantasyDraft: I’ve got a Q for you
Ello Puppet. Boy, do we have a tough slate today. The lines in Vegas are too close on every game but one. We'll have to be extra…
- FredWord
- May 7, 2017
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: Pick Of the Braves
At the quarterly Prospector meetings many topics are broached. Favorite sweatpants style, least favorite fellow Prospector, gold tooth picks, but far and away the most…
- Geoff
- May 7, 2017
- 57
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Start Starters, Week 6: Getcha Some-ardzija
A friend of mine is incredible at dynasty fantasy football. I've seen him steal Odell Beckham Jr. at the 10th pick in a rookie draft.…
- M@
- May 6, 2017
- 21
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Frankencatcher Report: Livin’ Avila Loca
The first Frankencatcher Report came at a pretty ironic time for me. Right before sitting down to work on this report, I checked my lineups…
- mikeMaher
- May 6, 2017
- 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bellinger Rings Up Two Ding Dongs
The fantasy gods have smiled upon Cody, my friends. Once feared that he would be sent back down with Joc Pederson's return, Bellinger has been gifted…
- Dan Pants
- May 6, 2017
- 62
DFS
FanDuel: I Ain’t Saying She A Goldschmidt Digger (…But She Is)
I had the occasion to travel to Montreal this week. I live a mere two-hour train ride away, but visiting Montreal always feels like entering…
- VictoriaB
- May 6, 2017
- 20
Prospect Podcast
Prospect Podcast, Episode 37: Ralph and Rhys
They said our chemistry would never be the same. They said Halp couldn’t do two podcasts a week. They said Ralph couldn’t handle a third…
- Halp
- May 6, 2017
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jack And Buy Went Up The Cahill
If you look around Petco and see Padres fans on the edge of their seats, they're A) Probably the visiting team's fans. B) If they are…
- Grey
- May 5, 2017
- 580
Middle Relievers
Bullpen Report: Just The Stats Ma’am
The biggest question I get regarding the Hold stat is: "How long should I hold onto a stud holds reliever if he isn't getting the…
- Smokey
- May 5, 2017
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 6: Zimmer and Shine
I apologize in advance for the rushed post this week, but due to natural circumstances, I've got about ten minutes to put this puppy together.…
- malamoney
- May 5, 2017
- 118
DFS
FanDuel: Your Soul Is Mine!
Something funky is going on in Denver. At the 2016 all-star break, Charlie Blackmon was a 30 year old OF sporting a career line of…
- cinthree
- May 5, 2017
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
From Here To Tim Beck’s Two
"The top prospect of 2013 is Byron Buxton. Anyone that says anything different-- What's that, you like Jurickson Profar? Damn, he's good too! Okay, Profar,…
- Grey
- May 5, 2017
- 447
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Take Me To Church Altherr boy
Greetings! Ahhh, memories, this title brings me back to my childhood where I grew up in Bishop Eddie Lamont's house for boys, raised and praised…
- LT Murray IV
- May 4, 2017
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: Rhys Is So Hot, Hitting Big Little Flies
During the winter I made a somewhat bold statement, that I'm not sure many agreed with it at the time. I stated that, I'd rather…
- Geoff
- May 4, 2017
- 96
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Judge A Book By Its Cover
All judging aside, Yankees' right fielder, , is loudly (opposite of quietly) making a name for himself. As if his 6'7", 282 pound frame wasn't…
- malamoney
- May 4, 2017
- 12
DFS
FanDuel: I Love Me Some Kyle Kendrick
My stacking target this week is Kyle Kendrick. Kendrick is a career 4.63 ERA pitcher with a batting average against north of .290 and 1.24…
- Big Pappy Chicago
- May 4, 2017
- 0
