Ladies (4-5 of you) & Gentlemen, we are officially in the off-season!!! Please contain your excitement, and use the bags in the front seat pocket…
As the regular season draws to a close, it is with not a little melancholy that Dr. Easy and I bring you one last adventure…
With their win last night, the Cubs clinched the NL Central division title. That means they'll be rolling with the hangover lineup on Thursday, where…
I had a thought, 30 years ago there was one source for all information, the encyclopedia. If they wanted to make up information, there was…
My fantasy baseball advice is kinda like a banana. Three-quarters of it are sweet, sweet deliciousness, while the end bit is the devil's asshole. We've…
*fumbles with an envelope, Hillary Swank stands next to me, watching on, embarrassed for me* And the Teoscar goes to...Teoscar Hernandez! Hillary Swank leans into…
It’s hard to believe there’s only one week to go in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. This marathon of a season has seen us torture ourselves…
Grey Albright and I started the podcast by reminiscing about porn in the pre-internet days, where going “incognito” meant sneaking into the bathroom for five…
I am a winner who's probably gonna win again. Giancarlo, forgive me! Giancarlo, forgive me! So many swings I don't understand. Sometimes I need to…
Greetings and welcome to the last Two-Start Starters post of the year. With it being the last week of the season, make sure you take…
Wow! Time really does fly when you're having fun. I honestly can't believe that the 2017 fantasy baseball season is already over...well, almost. Kudos to…
Let's see, all rise for the Judge. Can I get a witness for Judge? Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs. This is one Judge who…
With the majority of my roto leagues signaling their solidarity, I've found myself enamored with 2018, more so than any other year of my fantasy…
I'm tag teaming today's post with FredWord who had to attend a quaint country wedding where wifi doesn't exist. Fred wrote up some pitchers, and…
Last year, my brother from another mother, Michael C. Halpern, predicted a new wave of offensive catchers. Players like Gary Sanchez, Tom Murphy, and Willson…
Quick, grab a coin from your pocket. Now hurl it in a river, and imagine it's at someone in your office two cubicles away. Now…
was masterful Friday night in what was one of his best starts of the season going eight strong innings against the we-don't-lose Windians, allowing just…
It’s actually really unfair that poor Stephen Strasburg still has the “Stressbird” moniker in these here Razzball parts, but old habits and nicknames die hard.…
With Yoan Moncada and Ozzie Albies graduating to the Majors, the second base prospect class is so uninspiring that we talk about Moncada and Albies…
When Hunter Renfroe was demoted two months ago, he had to ask himself, "Did I just lose my job to Jabari?" Since he was holding…
We’re almost there! There are only 10 more days in the season and hopefully, you’re counting your monies as you excel towards the finish line.…
Yesterday, Gabriel Ynoa threw a gem, 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 3.41 in just under 32 IP. His name is pronounced EE-know-a. …
Have you ever ranked M&Ms? Or Skittles? Or really anything that looks different but is really exactly the same? That my friends is what it's…
Over the last couple of weeks, Dr. Easy — my fantasy baseball partner-in-crime — and I having been playing the “Where Are They Now?” game,…
"Big Maple" James Paxton takes the mound on Thursday in his second start off the disabled list, facing the Rangers at home. Paxton's first start…
You know how they say think about baseball to make sex last longer? Okay, so I was thinking, to make the baseball season last longer…
Here we are, everyone! And by everyone, of course I mean the few souls out there who still have something to play for in a…
Alex Wood ($9,400) takes on the Phillies tonight. He's fresh from his little procastination break, and decided to post 8 K's across 6.0 IP last week…
Who loves irony? Did you just answer your mom? I said irony, not ironing. As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed…
Wanna take a guess at who the title is? Anagrams are fun, and by fun, I mean about as fun as going to a baseball…
It’s that time of year again, when teams looking to max out their counting pitching stats (strikeouts and wins) or who hope to get lucky…
We are going to take a trip to California to look for our pitching options tonight. German Marquez ($14,100) is taking the mound in San Francisco…
Grey starts the podcast by recounting the harrowing story of his grandparents escaping a concentration camp in Nazi Germany during World War II. It truly…
Yesterday, Dee Gordon went 4-for-6, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and stole his 55th base. Mean's while, his teammate and my crush-bae, Giancarlo Stanton went 2-for-5,…
If you're at all familiar with management theory, then you're probably aware generally of the "Peter Principle". The concept is simple, managers rise to the…
Tim Anderson is a guy that I would glance at earlier in the season and then move on with my life and with our beloved…
With only seven games on the schedule today we're spending the bulk of our money on starting pitching, because once you get passed the top…
Yesterday, on the last day of his H2H playoffs, Flavor Flav's fantasy baseball team, "Yeah Boyd!!!" had a day to remember. Fun fact! Flavor Flav…
Second edition of a post where I take a player's potential 2017 stat line, sprinkle in a bit of Lance bias, and determine where said…
The anxiety is starting to settle in as we approach the 3rd to last Sunday of the regular season. We are all frantically streaming pitchers…