If David Hamilton could swim like he could run, he would've been sent down to the Titanic wreck to save those in the submarine. Talk about the worst Gilligan's Island spinoff ever. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started from roughly 60 depths under the sea... "Skipper, we have two hours left of oxygen." Skipper smacks Gilligan with his hat, waving away oxygen. Gilligan gulps, "Make that one hour and thirty minutes." The story on the submarine billionaire is like a reverse Icarus, and I want to read everything about it. Any hoo! David Hamilton isn't a swimmer (maybe he is, I have no idea), but he is a runner. Boy, is that guy fast. He's so fast rather than calling Spectrum's customer service, he ran to a call center in Hyderbad to ask his question in-person. Wow, that's fast! Don't know Hamilton's playing time sitch; he might not be called up for long, but he's incredibly interesting because he was a 23/97 guy combined over the last 171 minor league games. Yeah, pretty good! I grabbed him in my most shallow leagues just in case he sticks, though he might not stand in one place long enough to stick. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: