Under the Greydar: How To Make The Perfect Toussiant
February 16, 2019 | 2019 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Commentsby: Baer
The Atlanta Braves pitching staff is full of young arms. They currently have a log jam for the fifth rotation spot and some bullpen questions. Hopefully this will clear the picture for some, while laying out a bold prediction or two. This is solely based on the pitchers currently on the roster and does NOT include any free agent or trade predictions. While the Braves are one of the many teams in talks with Craig Kimbrel, he will remain out of the conversation...
Not since Jack Morris threw 126 pitches in a 10 inning masterpiece and Dan Gladden scored the winning run to give the Twins the 1991 World Series title has there been such excitement in the twin cities. Believe it or not, the land that gave us Hulk Hogan, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, The Road Warriors, "Mean" Gene Okerlund, and the backpack turned "dad rap" stylings of Slug and Atmosphere MAY also give us one of this year's A.L Wild Card teams...or maybe, just maybe, the A.L Central Champs? 
Sure, guys and five girl readers, "You'll find your familiar Trouts', the Betts', the Martinez', but questions remain."
Huh?
Yeah, I have questions that, uh, remain. How many Trouts have they ranked? The Betts'? Did they rank his entire family? The Martinez'? Is that like World War Z, but instead it's, "An Apostrophe Z?"
"When should the first pitcher go off the board, and should there be more than one?"
Said like Ron Burgundy, "That's not English." Should there be more than one? Are Yahoo leagues this year one-pitcher leagues? I'm so confused. Did 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters, who only read Bleacher Report, write up this intro?
"Enough talk though. Let's jump into the rankings!"
Ha! Was there enough talk? I've written more in this intro than they wrote. With that level of effort, they don't even deserve this evisceration, but... *sharpens nails that look like the 108-year-old Asian man in the Guinness Book of World Records* ...here goes nothing. For this post, I will be looking at the consensus Yahoo 2019 fantasy baseball rankings vs. my own 
Welcome to the 2019 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything folks. We’ve got charts, Slurpee’s, lube, a guide for beginner basket-weaving, and even a cactus! Oh wait, yeah, I actually just listed what I have on my desk… But hey, what’s the point of lube and cacti if you can’t share? Truer words have never been written. EVER. Anyways, without further ado (and plenty of lube and cacti), let’s check out the 2019 San Diego Padres! 
