So, how‚Äôs everyone holding up without baseball every day?¬† I don‚Äôt know what to do with myself!¬† Yesterday I wandered into a Starbucks and told the coffeerista about¬†Marcus Stroman¬†for 2018.¬† Then I sobbed into a cheddar scone¬†until someone asked me to leave.¬† We‚Äôve gone over the¬†final 2017 fantasy baseball rankings¬†for hitters and the top 20 starters. ¬†This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. ¬†That‚Äôs hardcore¬†nerd shizz! ¬†This is simply fantasy baseball, we‚Äôre softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. ¬†So, there‚Äôs no more of these godforsaken recap posts left.¬† You‚Äôre welcome. ¬†I, my over-the-internet friend, will be talking next about 2018 rookies.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 40 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Wow! ¬†Time really does fly when you’re having fun. ¬†I honestly can’t believe that the 2017 fantasy baseball season is already over…well, almost. ¬†Kudos to you who are still fighting the good fight all the way til the end. ¬†Tip of the cap to you. ¬†It’s been real fo sho and I hope you all have a great offseason but before you go, let’s talk about our two top arms tonight. ¬†Yu Darvish¬†at $24,00o is the top pitcher on the board tonight and I love the start against the Padres. ¬†I know we’ve been picking on them all year and if my calculations are correct, it’s paid off, about 82% of the time. ¬†Darvish had a rough time finding his groove in Dodger blue right out of the gate, but he’s thrown up two 23+ fantasy point starts in the last 2 weeks. ¬†I’m crossing my fingers for a 30+ night, time to let the big dog eat.¬† Meanwhile, Aaron Nola at $15,600 is facing the Nationals tonight and the Streamonator loves this start right behind Darvish. ¬†Frankly, Nola has been great all year and the Nats have been resting guys. ¬†If Nola gets a light Washington lineup then all in on him in both cash and tourney play. ¬†Now that are pitching is locked and loaded, let’s go see who we can pair with Stanton in Coors.
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Wanna take a guess at who the title is? ¬†Anagrams are fun, and by fun, I mean about as fun as going to a baseball game and staying sober. ¬†Since that first sentence merely took eight seconds to read, I would assume that your guess of Fernando Valenzuela was wrong. ¬†The real answer is Amed Rosario. ¬†I could have went with endless possibilities, but a “sore diorama” sounds like a science fair experiment gone wrong. ¬†So onto the SAGNOF usefulness for the man that could have been “armoire soda,” but alas the diorama wins. ¬†Over the last 15 games with the Mets on coast mode to losing, the question is: are they in a coasting mode for losing and futility? ¬†Anyways, over his last 15 games, he has a .364 batting average, a .391 OBP, 7 runs, and the all important 3 steals. ¬†He never exuded elite-type speed in the minors, maxing out at 19 across two levels this year and last. ¬†So the speed could be blossoming like the ability to make pumpkin spice anything nowadays and have lonely single people furnish an entire apartment with it. With the season less than two weeks from finish, look high, look low, look Amed Rosario.Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re at all familiar with management theory, then you’re probably aware generally of the “Peter Principle”. The concept is simple, managers rise to the level of their incompetence. Here’s where you think about your current manager, and snicker. Are you done? Okay, so it’s concept that many of us can relate to, some of us first hand. But what does this have to do with the subject of today’s profile Marlins starter Dillon Peters? Ahhh, his name is Peters? It works right? But perhaps there’s more there. Or maybe I’m overthinking. Yeah, totally overthinking it. Then again, is it possible that Peters has risen to his own level of potential incompetence here in the Bigs? His numbers over the last two years in the minors have been phenomenal, rarely letting up multiple earned runs in a game. In fact over the last two years, across 37 starts between high A and AA, Peters has amassed a 21-9 record with a 2.11 ERA, 1.03 WHIP, .224 BAA, ¬†7.5 K/9, and 1.74 Bb/9. While allowing just 5 balls to leave the park in 191.2 innings. So to say he’s on a great run the last few years is an understatement. Will that continue here in the majors or is he due for a heavy regression? Through Peters first few starts he’s been solid but lucky. I actually intended to profile his start last Tuesday at Philadelphia, but pivoted to Sunday’s turn for the rescheduled home game vs the Brew Crew. I figured in case things went awry in Milwaukee recency bias would win out. Here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Matt Olson¬†went 1-for-2, 2 RBIs with his 18th homer, hitting .273, all in only 49 games, and seven homers in his last ten games.¬† Dizzamn, who is he the American League’s Rhysus?¬† I’d call him Olsonus, but that sounds stupid.¬† We’re ridin’ the Ols-mobile?¬† That’s better (not)!¬† Like me after Taco Bell, he is Olplosive (much worse!).¬† I hear the train a comin’ rollin’ round the bend!¬† I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when!¬† Well I’m stuck with Matt Olson and time keeps dragging on!¬†¬†While a train keeps a rollin’ like Olson to San Antone!¬†¬†Well when I was just a baby my mama told me Olson, Olson, OLSON!¬†¬†Always be a good boy don’t ever play with guns (flexes, showing gun show).¬†¬†Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, not OLSON!¬†¬†When I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and I cry because I don’t have OLSON!¬† Whew, that was exhausting.¬† So, obviously, if you need power, you should grab Olsonus, and ride the Ols-mobile.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
To anyone from Southeastern Massachusetts my title means something to you. If you’re anything like me it signifies the first time in your life you were severely disappointed. I can still remember packing into my parent’s station wagon with another family my parents were friendly with. We were headed to the “World Famous King Richard’s Faire“. Six year old Ralph couldn’t believe I was headed to THE fair of THE King Richard. I mean he was the best king ever, and here I am headed to his fair! Me, lowly 6 year old Ralph with a golden bowl cut! Welp, much like everything else in life since, it was a massive disappointment. What was supposed to be a day of jousts, knights, kings and princesses, quickly turned into reality. That reality was drunk bikers with swords, mutton, and the inescapable smell of feces and urine. The strangest part is it smelt just as much like urine as it did poop. It was as if the two smells were competing for dominance, each pushing itself to it’s limits but neither overtaking the other. Needless to say I never went back. I could have, but I did better things with my time like drinking or masturbating. What does this have to do with Garrett Richards and his most recent start? Well let’s just say I was excited, only to be disappointed. That’s my big market tease, trust me you’re bound to be disappointed…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Victor Robles was called up by the Nats. ¬†He’s number two in Prospector Ralph’s top 100 prospects, and everyone loves him, even Brad Garrett! ¬†Robles will likely be the first guy I go over this offseason when I go over some high-profile rookies for 2018. ¬†He is real, and he’s beautiful. ¬†So, here’s the text question I posed to Prospector Ralph yesterday, “Who gets more at-bats from now until the end of the season for the Nationals, Alejandro De Aza or Robles?” ¬†At that point, Ralph stopped talking to me, but it’s even worse. ¬†Prior to my text, I saw “…” showing that he was typing, then that disappeared and nothing. ¬†Just silence. ¬†Eventually, I got a text back that Robles could play half the time. ¬†I don’t know. ¬†My guess is Nats are promoting him as a sort of butt pat that he did well this year. ¬†Maybe he replaces Werth, Kendrick or Taylor here and there and plays a few times a week. ¬†Werth’s shoulder has been barking and he’s woof, in general. ¬†I didn’t care about picking up Robles in a 12-team mixed league, but grabbed him in a 15-teamer to drop Francisco Mejia, who was last week’s “YOU GOTTA GRAB HIM!” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Phillies seem determined to burn some serious pitching rubber. It’s September and they’re still rolling¬†Aaron Nola¬†($8,400)¬†out like these games actually mean something. I know players have their own self-pride, but this is like a hotel bible – it’s nice, but no one really cares. While the Phillies are busy playing Russian Roulette with Nola and a potential injury though, you should be Russian to get him in your lineup tonight. If you ignore Nola’s 20 earned runs across his last five starts and focus on the Nats ranking dead last in hits, third last in RBI’s and that whopping ¬†.204 AVG over the last week, suddenly, this match up looks kinda okie-dokie. Here’s the rest of my Thursday picks:
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There’s an old expression in Major League Baseball, “As the sun sets on one Weaver, another rises from its ashes.” I have to say it was rather prophetic to predict the spontaneous combustion of Jered Weaver’s career. Then again, it’s not like there weren’t clear signs that we had reached the end of the line with our most recent Weaver. I mean the man was throwing 67 MPH in his last few starts, or years, but whatever… That brings me to today’s subject, our new shiny Weaver, complete with new car scent! I’m of course alluding to Cardinals rookie phenom Luke Weaver. The 24 year old right-hander got his first taste of the big leagues last year to mixed results. He looked brilliant at times, and caught too much of the plate at others. The issues with Weaver are rarely related to his pitching however. He’s had an inability to stay healthy over the course of his career, never exceeding 120 innings pitched in a season. As for the player himself he has one of the more exciting upsides of any arm in the minors, mixing swinging strikes, with weak contact, and elite control. Since his most recent callup in late August, Weaver has posted back to back starts with 10 Ks and 1 walk, while limiting his opponents to a .224 batting average against. There’s nothing I love more than digging into the start of a player I’ve been touting for a year plus. It’s even better when that player’s twitter handle (@DreamWeava7) has a Boston accent! I’m in LOVE!! Previously Weaver has ranked 48th (pre-season), and 60th in my mid-season, which is lofty praise. As anyone who reads my prospect work will tell you, I discount pitching prospects pretty heavily for fantasy purposes. ¬†Enough of the small talk, here’s what I witnessed in Weaver’s Sunday start.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Did you hear about the Native American who wouldn’t leave the bathroom? ¬†He said home was where the TP was. ¬†Hey, this Drunk Uncle Jokebook isn’t that bad! ¬†August has been miserable for Jose Ramirez with a .200 average, zero homers and two steals until last night. ¬†You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. ¬†Thankfully, the eggs he broke last night were the goose eggs representing his power numbers as he went 2-for-3 with his 19th and 20th homer, and his 14th steal. ¬†Babies babble on, they lookin’ for excuses. ¬†Not here to make excuses for Jo-Ram, but this was his first terrible month in two years. ¬†Even Rhysus rested one day a week. ¬†His righty/lefty splits are both at .298, which is odd since he’s hitting .300. ¬†Did he go 0-for-1 against someone who spit the ball at him? ¬†*intern whispers in my ear* ¬†I see, the .298 righty/lefty splits were before last night. ¬†You learn something gnu every day. ¬†Spelling will be tomorrow! ¬†Assuming Jo-Ram rebounds for his standard month in September, it’s going to be hard to be too down on him in the non-sexual way. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?