I'm picturing Clint Eastwood in Escape from Alcatraz, coiffing his hair (gorgeous hair) chipping away with his pickaxe. I'm seeing Andy Dufresne also beautiful hair…
Humor me here... Austin Hedges' first 31 plate appearances of 2017 - .037/.133/.037 with a 9/2 strikeout to walk ratio. Alex Bregman's first 32 plate…
Fantasy baseball can be a lot like dating. Well, perhaps you’ve never made this particular comparison, but it comes into play time and time again…
Over the last four seasons has averaged 461 points per season, finishing as a top 30 (or better) starting pitcher in each of those seasons.…
Today's slate is chalked full of horrible pitchers and the launching pad we know as Coors Field. This is the worst kind of situation...you have…
Sign says, 'Don’t stay away, fools,' cause Cody Bellinger rules! No? Okay, go to sleep. "Go to sleep" is my new favorite thing I say that my…
When the Dodgers signed before the 2013 season, my first thought was, This dude looks like a Macy's Day Parade balloon; not a professional athlete. The Dodgers…
As I have gone over in the preseason, streaming against a starting pitcher is sometimes a good approach. The problem is that sometimes the blame…
Three weeks in and I’m sure there’s some of you out there pressing as much as Jose Abreu right now. Is it too soon to…
Man is baseball great and unexpected. We've got Bronson Arroyo throwing Quality Starts and getting wins versus the defending champs.. IN 2017!! Eric Thames loaded…
We're back with a new edition of the Razzball Baseball Podcast, that was recorded at some point in time recently, but we won't reveal when!…
Eric Thames went 2-for-3, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and hit two more homers (9, 10). *does exaggerated yawn* Justice Eric Ruth Thames is like, "Yeah, I…
So here's something ridiculous - I think the Oakland A's are my least favorite team. Scratch that, F THE CARDS! Even if they do have…
When you're 6'7", 275 lbs as an athlete there are a few limits to how you can reach the highest level. Running back? Nope. Shortstop?…
Greetings streamaholics. I'm back for another week of zany hijinks and madcap fun in our pursuit of streaming perfection. Like always, I'll be sorting through…
Zack Greinke, $18,000 was the 2015 Cy Young runner-up to Jake Arrieta. Jake from State Farm's second half was magical, but at 19-3, 1.66 ERA, 200…
What if we're all living inside a Boston masshole's dream? This is Inception, and we all fell asleep sometime after Tom Brady was drafted, but before…
Wait, what? The Mariners got Jean Segura AND for the continually underachieving Tai Walker? The same Haniger who's third in offensive WAR in the AL…
Moving the standard disabled list to 10 days from 15 was a horrific decision by Major League Baseball. If a pitcher is going to miss…
So I'm going to the Angels game this weekend, and in a couple weeks to a Dodgers game against my Cubbies. Both stadiums I've never…
Early season DFS is tough. DFS on the regular isn’t easy, but add in the uncertainty of playing time, crazy weather, early slumps, offseason adjustments,…
With roughly two months worth of baseball activity behind us, it's time to re-rank some stuff. Sure, that's an awful reason to rank things, and…
In a week where Clayton Kershaw is slated for two starts (pour one out for that first one. It should have been another epic matchup…
There's no denying that works hard. Well, he plays even harder. So it should have come as no surprise when news broke that the San…
I’m with Streamonator: Carlos Carrasco is your No-Brainer O’ the Day. (Not to be confused with your Darren O’ the Day, which is a fish…
is a guy that I haven’t been able to get on board with, really ever. Even when he had his year back in 2012, I…
We've reached the end of the line for Cole Hamels' viability. It happens to everyone. Robert De Niro went from Meet the Fockers, a respectable…
Even being 1/10th of the way through the season, it is never too early to see some trends forming. The trends I am learning you…
It's week four and The Hey Batter, Batter, Batter contest is in full swing. And since it's week four that means it's time to…
28.4, 12.2, 21.4, 34.1, 24.9, 43.6, 28.7, 31.4. What Power Forward game log is this? You have a 7x day where he puts up 20…
Yesterday (but really every time he pitches), Chris Sale went 8 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 13 Ks, ERA down to 0.91, and yet another…
On Monday night, my top scout (aka my daughter) and I, loaded up our rented scouting station (mini-van), and headed out to LECOM Park in…
It's been seven years since we last saw Jason Voorhees stalk and slaughter in a Friday the 13th movie. As we all know, it's impossible…
About 2.5 weeks in, only 25 or whatnot left to go! Man I love baseball, so much time to make your shitty teams unshitty again.…
If good pitching beats good hitting most of the time, what does bad pitching do against good hitting? Or even bad hitting? Someone, somewhere (ok,…
Amir Garrett, or as he's commonly referred to as, Muslim Mrs. Garrett, took Natalie, Jo, Blair, Tootie and that little white kid, who no one…
If only Adam Jones had gotten injured that headline would've been perfect. Well, it looks like we are in the thick of baseball injury season! When…
This morning, I decided to look at my deepest NL-only league to see who the highest-ranked player who went undrafted was. It didn’t take long…
Welcome to another beautiful Wednesday slate. I was so pumped for this slate until I looked and realized Clayton Kershaw $12,900 is on the bump..Don't get…
Such a weird week of Jodie Foster references at Razzball, and we're only to Wednesday. What will be tomorrow? Joe Panik Room? Okay, raise your…