In the 1700's, magic meant going into an oven with raw meat and coming out wearing a hamburger as a hat. That magic awed people, even…
Man, after thinking about where I need to go with this intro, I got a mad hankering for Italian food. Just ordered some to get…
A lot's happening in Korea these days. Not sure if you watch the news, but let's just say they're not happy with us in the…
Guess who's back y'all? Anyone? Okay, I'll just tell you. It's me, Honcho. The dreamy one has returned for another week of streaming delights. Get.…
It's no secret that I Love me some Double Entendre, (#JonSnowIsWinter) , but my hat goes off to Rudy Gamble. Granted, Grey writes the best…
Joining Paul Hollywood at The Great Britton's Brach Off is Orioles' manager, Buck Showalter. Showalter said, "Craig Gentry (2-for-5, 3 RBIs) hit a home run with…
Fantasy baseball writers and analysts play in a lot of leagues. Take it from any mind on this site, it's very hard to say no…
If there's one thing I've learned over my life playing fantasy sports, it's that you need to be patient in the early going. We're two…
It’s another Sunday, Grey’s buy/sell is already out, but you’re comping at the bit and checking Razzball, and now, here you are. Welcome! I’ve often…
Welcome to this wonderful Sunday chalked full of baseball, great food and adult beverages. I don't know about you guys, but I will be breaking open…
Every year, after finishing my Top 100 post, I have a player or two I immediately regret not ranking higher. This year those prospects were…
Confession: I never took trigonometry. Is it difficult? Is the reaction above the one you have when you do it correctly? Baseball doesn't seem like…
The Braves opened up their new park in style last night and began the charge going 2-for-4 with his third home run and two RBI. It's…
Hello, peeps! It’s the day before the most wonderful day of the year: it’s Chocolate Eve! Today, somewhere in a burrow far, far away, the…
It's that time of the week again, you know time to tune into Halp and Ralph, and get your prospect plug in. This week we…
One-time Mariner Tom Paciorek was the face of the organization for the better part of the last 40 years. Ken Griffey Jr. once said of Paciorek, "For many…
Being in a crazy deep league can be a double-edged sword. Planning for a draft or auction where you know your last roster spots are…
Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. Who won week one? Before I answer that question let's talk about the top batters from the…
Now that I’ve got your attention - I want to point out that it is indeed true that Noah Syndergaard is way worse than Scott…
Okay, hooligans and hooligals! I did my best to ward off Rudy from recommending the title, "I'm Keano For Severino." Or his 2nd recommended title,…
Coming off a start in which he whiffed a career high 12 batters, Brent Honeywell continued his scorching hot start last night. The righty went…
As my first job out of college, I worked at a call center with a guy named Phil Sousa. Customers would regularly ask him if…
A full week plus is in the books! It's still happy-fun-small-sample-time, but in the REL, rebuilding and tanking teams are already feeling the strain, while the…
: Regerts, I've had a few. Me: Here Frank, have a Snickers. Better? : Yah. Why? Me: You're not yourself when you're hungry. My wife and…
Halleberryloujah! *does sign of the Marlins, kneels* Blessed be thy lord of a Technicolor unicorn statue who graced his tight baseball pants around Giancarlo's lower…
Greetings! Not only did opening week provide screen addicts everywhere an opportunity to put down the joystick for a few hours in order to put…
I feel like I could list every Boston Red Sox player in my post this week. A bunch of their players came down with the…
For those expecting a post riddled with Man of Steel references, you have come to the wrong place. I think. I've got a few, but I'm…
HELLO, and welcome to another beautiful Wednesday slate on FanDuel. Last week didn't go so well but here's hoping this Wednesday will be a very…
The City of Brotherly Love opened up its sweaty arms, where the hair is growing weirdly on the backside of the biceps, and said, "Come…
Maybe it’s Byron Buxton’s incredible slump, maybe it’s the lack of HRs from Giancarlo Stanton, maybe it’s because I own(ed) Luke Gregerson on way too…
So smooth and well crafted. Not talking about the Irish Whiskey. Talking about Pittsburgh Pirates Ace Jameson Taillon. Already matched zeros with Chris Sale in…
Finally! Some real action to talk about! I haven't been this excited for action since I was in high school! Speaking on that milieu, on…
If I didn't wear cowboy boots to the community pool. If I didn't ooze machismo like I'm Fonzie and John Wayne's baby which they had…
We back baby! The Pitcher Profiles are back! It's a brand new season, so we got some brand new digs! Hah not really, just some…
Ok, so technically it's the first post of the Top 100 Hitters series, and I'm calling it Week 2. That preseason Top 100 was essentially…
Dylan Bundy was a particularly hard asset to value on draft day. We had just over 100 innings with a 4.70 FIP and a swinging…
Damn the Luniz bring back some great memories from High School, too bad $5 bucks today won't even get you a quarter of a bag.…
I wonder if Freddie Freeman has Fletch-like dreams where he pictures himself with a huge afro and his name is Freddie World B. Freeman. "He's…
So the first week is just about done and what a crazy week it was! Some teams doing well, others doing poorly, the rest just…