If you’ve heard of the Three Body Problem, you know that while it is possible to model the movement of two objects orbiting each other in space, it is impossible to accurately model the movement of three (or more) objects orbiting each other in space
Modeling a baseball lineup over the course of a 162 games has the same problem. Please, blog, may I have some more?
In our 81st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer are joined by Sam Wirsching of the Pallazzo Podcast and The Dynasty Guru to preview the AL West teams. For each team in the division, we each pick a player that for fantasy purposes we would buy, sell, and pick to click. Please, blog, may I have some more?
This Wednesday the RazzSlam starts; this Sunday I take part in a LABR draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I won this league last year, and plan on winning again with my giant Brian…brian…Siri, how do you spell the thing in your head you think with? Please, blog, may I have some more?
No Major League Baseball team has played more than seven games as of February 26, and none of them have actually counted for anything, but what else are we going to use to evaluate who we need for our fantasy baseball squads? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Not saying this is everything — it’s not, we will get to everything — but Corbin Burnes‘s last 2nd half went 3.69 ERA, 1.18 WHIP with a 8.4 K/9 in 75 2/3 IP. I’m sorry, you’re drafting him where? In the top 40 overall? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Orelvis Martinez hit a homer. I have a hard time believing he won’t be part of that infield this year. I know wins and losses matter, but giving 900 plate appearances to Ernie Clement and Davis Schneider is not a viable long term approach, and with Vlad potentially on the way out, the team needs to look toward its next wave.
Alas, shortly after I wrote the first Whiteyball article last year the great Mister Herzog passed away. I felt compelled to continue this tradition and make Whiteyball baserunning coaching change analysis a permanent part of the Razzball Pre-season. With that here we go…
The year was 1975. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yes, I did consider how one of my schmohawks (Rafael Devers overrated) will be excellent against my other schmohawk, Gerrit Cole. Sadly, for Rafael Devers, he will have to face more than one pitcher this year (in theory, at least). Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey there, Razzballers! Your friendly neighborhood Coolwhip has finally survived sick season, snow days, and winter hibernation. I’m back with a fresh season of deep dives into the world of pitching studs, and this time, I’m zeroing in on the next big name making waves across the Pacific: Roki Sasaki.
Please, blog, may I have some more?
Pitchers and catchers have reported and the Razzball Commenter Leagues are open for business! It’s beginning to feel a lot like baseball! I can’t wait to be half (ok, maybe ¾) as productive at work and start losing countless hours of sleep staying up to watch the end of the Marlins@Padres game, just in case there is a closer injury. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Grey and B_Don finish the 2025 infield positional rankings off with the hot corner, 3B. Grey and B_Don give their sides to the Jazz Chisholm Jr. vs Austin Riley debate. Mark Vientos and Junior Caminero are both climbing draft boards, but are they worth their ADP? Please, blog, may I have some more?
