In Japan, you bond with your coworkers by going to an enkai. You say it like "N-kai," and the Kai is as in Cobra Kai, not "Kay" as in, "I'm so American I can't envision speaking any language than N-glysh. The enkai is usually where the office (not the TV show) gets together for some BBQ and beers. Everybody goes to the enkai, even if they don't like beer and BBQ. Sometimes, Japanese managers conduct official office business at the enkai, which makes it somewhat awkward when they pass out documents to read while you're navigating grilled meat. Then comes the nijikai, or "second meeting," when the "cool people" leave the "squares" behind, and they go to a place where there's more beer, some snacks, and some karaoke. But for the bold -- and those who are truly initiated into the office -- there's the sanjikai, or the "third meeting." This is the event where only the hardened drinkers, the Buddhist teetotalers, and those people trying to forget the horrors of 9-5 hyper-capitalism are found. For the sanjikai, you're out there not because you have to, but because you want to. Because you're driven, by some supra-rational urge that verges on the paranormal, to see what's hidden behind the curtain. You want to suck the marrow out of life and maybe get a bone splinter in your gums. You know the world has made its mark on you, and you want to mark the world before you transit off this plane of existence into the cosmos, awaiting to be reborn on your ascent to Nirvana. You might not get home tonight if you go out to the sanjikai, but that's OK because you're willing to sit in the park and watch the stars until first train. That's what this third pre-season edition of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is all about: You want to know what the others don't know. You've probably drafted already, but you're here to get prepped for who to pick up off the waiver wire and what to do for next year. You, my dear reader, are initiated into my office, and I invite you to the sanjikai of my weekly pitchers series. This article is probably my greatest contribution to fantasy sports so far, and I hope you enjoy it.