"Michael Taylor and Keon Broxton are pizza delivery men. And--Yes, two of them delivering one pizza. Okay, and you answer the door naked." Jim Bowden squints, considering it. "Can I be riding a Segway?" "Sure, sure." "And you're saying it's not erotic?" "Not traditionally." That was a pitch for a Showtime After Dark movie called The Bowden Fluffers. Before they're through, they will also pitch it to Skinemax, Spike and NatGeo TV. Sadly, no one will bite on the Fluffers, pardon the phrasing. They will say they want to work with Michael Taylor and Keon Broxton again in the future, and rightfully so. Brucely, I was shocked they were both under 50% owned in ESPN leagues. I'd usually go on to say something snide here about ESPN leagues, but I get the feeling that we're thisclose to every fantasy site closing its doors and opening its own video chatroom. Who would've guessed twenty years in the future all journalism professors would be Max Headroom? Any hoo! I'm off-off topic. Taylor has 11 HRs and nine SBs and hitting around .275, and Broxton has 13 HRs and 14 SBs and hitting around .250. If these numbers don't immediately grab you like an angry sock puppet that needs its coffee, then you don't know fantasy value. On our Player Rater, Broxton is the 24th best outfielder and Taylor the 46th best, i.e., they should be owned in 100% of leagues. Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball: