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Don't be a hader. Don't hade the player, hade the game. Hader. Hader. Hader alligator. Alright, well maybe that last one was a bit of a stretch, but far be it from me to give it the old college try. What have I got to lose, two of my remaining eight readers? Based on the metrics available to me it seems I lost about thirty percent of my followers after I posted that article comparing Julio Urias's eye to Sloth's from The Goonies. If you serve it up on a silver platter you better believe I'm going to gobble it up like a bag of Doritos after a session with [player]Tim Lincecum[/player]. Besides, that one was like hitting the ball off of a tee. Since that post I've been trying to figure out how I can lose another thirty percent while still providing some valuable fantasy baseball advice. Enter [player]Josh Hader[/player], the minor league pitcher for Milwaukee. There's no pussy footing around it, this guy is not handsome. Talk about getting beat by the ugly stick. This guy fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. He's so ugly he makes Willie MgGee look good. He's so ugly his manager insists that he wear a catchers mask at all times. He looks like [player]Randy Johnson[/player] had a baby with Jorge Cantu and that baby had a baby with Pascual Perez. You don't have to tell me that it's wrong to poke fun at something another cannot control, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to. Besides, it's not like I'm making this sh!t up. I mean, is there any other photo that more represents the name Phelps this summer? Wait. (Checks the photo again). Hang on.
There we go! Haha, sorry about that. Who's that other dude? HE'S NO DAVID PHELPS! I tell ya that much...
Now, in all seriousness, David is no Michael, but in Week 20 he has the potential of bringing your fantasy baseball some significant value. And we're not talking GOLD-TONED value, for all you Razzball Podcasters (thanks for that one, @Grey). While only starting two games this year, Phelps is producing a career year. By far. With a K/9 over 11 the Marlins have used him in multiple situations leaving to his 5 W and 3 SV. He's been valuable in his role, but moving into the rotation for this week could bring great things. The Marlins are in the playoff hunt and need some fresh breath to get some elusive wins of late. Enter Phelps. And enter the Reds and Pirates lineups.
Phelps LOB% (Left on-base %) is a large reason his stats look so great (88.5%), but all the peripherals match up to his impressive surface stats of ERA (2.40) and strikeouts (11.03 K/9). It will be interesting to see how he translates his success through a lineup a second and then, hopefully, a third time, and he'll need to do better than his history as a starter, but I have every reason to believe he can. The Reds are a porous team with a few traditional bright spots in the lineup, and the Pirates offense has tried its best to suck enough to rival the Braves in season-long numbers. Phelps is on the road for both, but has a good defense behind him and features a great shot at scoring some W.
Lastly, unlike many of the pitchers highlighted in this series, David Phelps is ACTUALLY AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP! He's only owned in 10.2% of leagues. He won't go past 6 or 7 innings, but it'll be enough to bring great value.
Here's how the rest of Week 20 stacks up!