In 1906, the Cubs won a major league record 116 games. In 1907 and 1908, the Cubs won back-to-back World Series championships. Anticipating a third championship in 1909, a young, enterprising Chicago man bought up all the toilet paper in Chicago, planning on selling the toilet paper back to the celebrators for twice the amount of money for their ticker tape parade. The Cubs never won again, but it turned out people still needed toilet paper in their everyday life. So, he still sold it back to them at a huge markup. Now, most people would've been annoyed with this man, but he was so charming, which later became Charmin. A titan of industry. So, with this in mind, I've invested my life savings in toilet paper, and will sell it back to Cubs' fans this October. I'm gonna make money, y'all! By the way, Cubs could be World Series champs within days of Donald Trump becoming president, that fallout shelter doesn't seem like such a bad idea. As for Aroldis Chapman, the trade was completed yesterday with him going to the Cubs for a bunch of prospects. This kills Hector Rondon's value for redraft leagues, since he'll be pushed into the setup role with Aroldis closing. Whereas in New York, Andrew Miller goes from a top setup man to a top five closer. Now, here's hoping for an Indians/Cubs World Series so I win either way with all of this TP. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: